Maddox comforts his brother According to the Daily Mail, this is Pax. Cute little guy, non? The orphanage director said he’s quite shy, cried naturally when he met half of his new family, and was held and kissed by Angie and then comforted by Maddox. Angelina and her two sons are expected to By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dirty Face in Georgia Rule Literally. Have you seen the trailer? Click here for the clip of the movie Dina Lohan calls her daughter’s “Justice!” – remember she predicted Oscar? Snort. Anyway, as you can see from this montage, Lindsay’s foundation problems are so severe that even the best in Hollywood film can’t By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Mark Wahlberg Which One is Turtle? Mark Wahlberg and his crew in NYC on promo for his new movie Shooter. As for why he’s dressed like that… I have no idea. But another great example of why the “Pants” thing” is so important. Because this? This = quiveration zero. Brand new Entourage in 3 weeks. HBO By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Jude Law: in Tokyo, with Cam, on Lilo? Have you seen The Holiday? My poor husband was forced to sit through it with me yesterday only because he felt sorry for my sorry sick ass. It was too long and it sucked and we spent the entire time: 1. appalled at Cameron Diaz’s acting range. Honestly…she By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Donald Trump Why Us Weekly Trumps People Could you picture People with a cover like this? WAY overdue but credit where credit is due, especially since Hollywood Ebola and her wonky ass eye graces a third of the front. Didn’t notice before but her nose is caving in – coincidence or conspiracy? Haven’t read inside but By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Joaquin Phoenix New Love for Drew? Source X17 Well… she certainly has a type, doesn’t she? Spike Jonze – Drew’s latest longterm boyfriend? She is, as they say, a serial monogamist. And he fits the profile: oddball, arty, disappointing not Joaquin Phoenix but HELLUVA lot sexier than Tom Green. I like. By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Sarah Jessica Parker SJP: Style Icon on a Budget Even cheaper than Stella for H&M and Kate for Topshop, SJP’s line of clothing is called Bitten, on sale later this year at Steve & Barry’s – word is nothing over $20. Said Sarah: “Fashion is not a luxury. It’s a right”. Right. In her case, By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Maddox meeting his Bro Angie and Maddox in Vietnam today. Multiple sources are reporting that she’ll be bringing home the Family’s fourth some time this week – a 3 year old boy left at the hospital and never reclaimed by his birth parents. Adoption procedures were initiated around the time of The Chosen By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie: spoke too soon Last week I actually complimented her ugly ass. This week, bitch is back to her degenerate ways. Subtle difference but shall we break it down? You’re young and stupid, you party, you’re rolling with your crew, you hit a few clubs, you throw back several drinks, and because By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore The Daily Redeemed: Mandy Moore You already know but it’s really worth celebrating some more: Mandy single again, no longer in the arms of the terribly unworthy DJ AM, though the entire thing smelled of PR anyway but still…as politically incorrect and as bitchy as this sounds – though I may offend you the By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: Love in Rehab? Leaving Rehab? Do you think the tabloids have “planted” their own moles inside Promises to dig up as much dirt on Britney as possible so they can sell out the details of her treatment to the rags. I think yes… you? Two differing reports today, first the National Enquirer – despite KFed’s By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Meeting at the Spa There have always been rumblings about his sexual orientation…never anything concrete. Just that, as we all know, any time you’re single for a protracted time in Hollywood and you happen to be as fine and distinguished as he is, people start to whisper. And while I do know By Lainey • Mar 13, 2007 08:00 am
Tommy Lee Blood Diamond Exclusive DVD Giveaway! Double Hotness – Leo and Djimon Hounsou, sweaty and intense and, at one point, exchanging blows. Total quiveration. Blood Diamond comes out on DVD on March 20th and I have five copies (2 disc special edition!) to give away to 5 lucky readers. If you’re interested, send an email to By Lainey • Mar 13, 2007 08:00 am
Charlize Theron The Daily Quiverating Artiste: Joaquin Phoenix Giddy’up girls. New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Violet Forever I take after my mother one respect. Not so much in the extreme – she frightens children and animals – but like her, I’m not baby crazy or baby gushy and while I love the babies that belong to my friends, I am also very happy that those babies are going By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Joe Simpson: Say what bitch??? Not that the Spears are defensible in any way, not that Britney ever had enough structure and guidance…but still. If it were Natalie Portman’s parents doing the judging, I’d be like – sure, 100%, go for it. But Joe Simpson? Joe Simpson judging the Spears??? Bitch… please. An By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
