Keith Urban Granny Freeze is Fertile? The new Vanity Fair – Nicole Kidman is on the cover looking very blonde and very young and very plump in the lip and very, very frozen. But also very very beautiful. In that beautiful frozen way. But the article promises to be even better than the photos. It’s her By Lainey • Sep 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Heath Ledger Surly & Surly Split She’s a surly bitch, he’s a surly bitch… Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger made perfect sense to me. Am sad they have split, though not surprised. If you’ve been reading this site for a while, you’ll recall two articles posted in May and June respectively. First By Lainey • Sep 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Charlize Theron White Lace & a Pageant Dress Me no likey her dress for the gala premiere of In The Valley of Elah at the Venice Film Festival, though I suppose if someone HAD to wear it, if the dress HAD to be worn, only Charlize could have pulled off a pageant frock without looking like a complete By Lainey • Sep 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Usher Raymond Married without Momma They officially sealed the deal a few weeks ago in his lawyer’s office but this weekend, Usher and Tameka Foster celebrated their wedding with 200 guests on a sprawling estate in Georgia. Oprah’s best friend was there…but Usher’s mother, Jonetta Patton, was not. They say Tameka By Lainey • Sep 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Hayden Christensen Everyone’s an Ingrate Hayden Christensen – not the first time I’ve heard he hates his teen beat pin-up status. Poor Hayden. Being famous and all, with a career supported by female fans willing to throw money at anything he puts out there no matter how sh-t it is – at times it’ By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 05:21 am
George Clooney A Classic in White George Clooney arriving in Venice for the film festival. His latest Michael Clayton will premiere there and will be screened again at TIFF which means all three – George, Brad, and Matt will be coming to the festival. With all of their projects showing within a day of each other, there By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 04:47 am
Sienna Miller An Auspicious Beginning Sienna Miller’s Twenty8Twelve launched yesterday in London. Being that it’s a fashion line, how impressive to see that Sienna looked like she couldn’t be bothered last night at the launch party. Shlumpy hair, shlumpy outfit, and of course instead of abstaining just one night, just to get By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 03:49 am
Dating a Douche Perfect young couple: beautiful and cute, comparable status, first colleagues now lovers trying to stay out of the spotlight. At first, she was charmed by his charm, thought that she had found someone less brooding than her last boyfriend, someone less complicated, with fewer issues. Problem is, the honeymoon phase By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 03:34 am
Britney Spears Money, Magic, Mirrors, and More If she can keep her weave on and actually show up, if she can commit to rehearsals and not lose her sh-t, if there is even a trace of the old Britney inside her current chicken fried iteration, she will tear up the stage at the VMAs in Vegas By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 03:12 am
Intro for Aug 31, 2007 Dear Gossips, Scroll down if you still haven’t heard Britney’s new single Gimme More. Am all over it. But there were 2 songs leaked – the other one, Cold as Fire, is as lame as the title. More on Britney below. Friday before Labour Day weekend – final blast of By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 03:06 am
Lauren Conrad LC, Heidi and...Rolling Stone??? Just got an exclusive hot tip... Word is Rolling Stone is working on a joint photo shoot with Lauren and Heidi of The Hills. Can you imagine the drama? Am trying to follow up. Keep you posted! Here"s Lauren at the beach the other day and Heidi after By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Michelle Yeoh Lust, Caution, Michelle Michelle Yeoh in Venice yesterday this time for the premiere of Lust, Caution. She is perfection. Oh and by the way…Michelle is 3 years older than Diane Lane. Just sayin’… Anyway, Michelle of course was there to support fellow Chinese Ang Lee’s latest. You may best know Lee By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Cut Regret I know it well. Hair cut disaster, hair cut regret, hating yourself in the mirror for months until it grows back…this is Diane Lane. Look at her expression. She can’t be happy about this. Because this is f&cking horrendous. Here’s Diane at the premiere of By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Angelina Jolie From Iraq to the Zoo! This just in! Laineygossip.com reader Paula saw Angelina and the children in Central Park today. Fresh off her humanitarian mission to the Middle East, Jolie is back on Mommy duty as Brad goes to work. Below – Paula’s observations unedited. FYI: the anti-Angelina faction will be unhappy…The By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 09:36 am
Charlie Sheen Like Clockwork Quelle surprise… Charlie Sheen has been on the offensive, calling out his famewhore of an ex wife for deliberately arranging for paparazzi to be present on an outing with his fiancee, revealing that she formally submitted a request for his sperm to mother a third child and taking exception to By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 09:23 am
Jennifer Garner Taupe in Tokyo Jennifer Garner is still Taupe…more taupe than ever, actually, but taupe isn’t always a bad thing. Taupe can be lovely…boring, but lovely. Taupe can be fresh faced. Taupe can have dimples and please the MiniVan to no end. And Taupe has found herself in Tokyo promoting The By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 06:19 am
