Tori Spelling Reese the Aggressor? Rarrrrh… as Chazz Michael Michaels would say – Me Likey. Gotta tell you, much as I worship Janice Min, her deal with Tori Spelling and that “exclusive” baby photo cover was terribly ill timed. Tori and Junior over the hotness heating up between Reese and Jake? Please. And that’s why By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad Pitt: the best pants For a refresher on the Pants Issue, click here. Said it before and I’ll say it again… no one wears pants like David Beckham and Brad Pitt. And while Jake might be tops on the Freebie Five, we all know his Pants Deficiency…on a suggestion yesterday from Andrea, By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Johnny Depp The Freebie Five As mentioned, it’s new and hopefully improved. There’s been some juggling too. Leo is off the top spot in favour of Jake Gyllenhaal – for the lamest of reasons, I KNOW, but I’m confident it will pass. Give me a few weeks and I’ll get over my By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo & Marc: is it over? Call me Cruise but I hope not. Read the entire article before making your conclusion. OK! Magazine claims she’s leaving him. Because he’s controlling, because he doesn’t give her her own space, because he shadows her everywhere and she’s finally tired of being controlled. The report By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Intro for Apr 11, 2007 Dear Gossips, As you can see, the Freebie Five has finally been revamped. For starters, there’s now a definition…what is the Freebie Five? An answer to that and photos too, just the first in a series of upgrades that will be made to the site over the next By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak: someone new to blame Let’s recap, shall we? Little Pip performed at the Grammys this year. The ratings for the show were solid. Which, really, when you think about it, is the sole purpose for inviting acts that can draw a crowd and make the event as stellar as it can be. But By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Jen and her nipples The Fraud has a great body. Especially when she eats. And now that she says she’s in a better place, she’s decided to fill out a little - slightly more voluptuous and she looks great. Really, really great. The Fraud also has great nipples. And we were treated By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Drama say what??? Spoiler alert. Avert eyes now. So the residents of some condo are pissed because the Entourage crew has taken over and is disturbing the peace. Hmmm…that sucks. But more importantly, the show has been shooting there because Johnny Drama…wait for it…wait for it… HAS MOVED OUT?!!?? Say By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Speechless… I… I can’t… Somehow Tori and KFed Jr found themselves in a park yesterday and somehow the pappies found them too! And captured this moment of tenderness between father and child and mother and child and father and mother and child all together. Suddenly Junior is the father of By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Colin Farrell anyone? Yes yes yes. I suffered through Miami Vice. And I suffered through it because even with the oil, even with the greasy hair and the cheesy dialogue and the ridiculous plot and Gong Li’s unintelligible delivery, even though he looked like sh-t, Colin Farrell is a sexy beast. And By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Pip & Biel Make Sense Pipsqueak and Scarlett Johansson? She’s much too much woman for his undropped balls. But Jessica Biel? Jessica Biel is ideal. Jessica Biel is another TV Girl with a great ass. With ONLY an ass. An ass that has somehow earned her a ticket to the Globes and the Oscars By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Naomi Campbell Naomi Campbell reformed? Interview with Access Hollywood following her sanitation stint 2 weeks ago. Naomi found the experience “humbling” and was grateful to have had the opportunity to meet people with whom she would never have crossed paths otherwise. She also says she appreciated that her new acquaintances were “straight up” with her, By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Daily Little: SJP At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Trading Up Men are supposed to get better with age. See George Clooney. See Johnny Depp. See Richard Gere. There are however an unfortunate few who only get worse, whose best days run dry around 26 or 27, who will never make that leap from teen crush appeal to real woman quiver. By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Ryan Reynolds: Freedom F*cker? Happens to the most hardcore of horndogs – stuck in a longterm relationship, as soon as he springs loose he humps everything in sight. I call it Freedom F&cking and even though he’s rumoured to have strayed occasionally during the Alanis engagement era, Ryan Reynolds is certainly making By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne Being a punk bitch pays off Avril Lavigne bought a new house. Almost $10 million in Bel Air with 10 bathrooms, an elevator, a steam room, sauna, and more – grown up living for an emotionally stunted little twerp. All this of course on the eve of the release of her third album, originally and brilliantly titled By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
