Jessica Alba Gisele expecting? Story blew up yesterday when Brazilian gossip site Glamurama reported that Tom Brady has knocked up Gisele Bundchen too. Although her rep initially denied the claims, NYC is now also buzzing that she’s confirmed it to all her friends, making his sperm even more potent than Kevin Federline’s. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Edward Norton Salma expecting Many of you took one look at her massive breasts last week and pronounced her pregnant. And indeed she is! Freshly confirmed through her publicist, his name is Francois-Henri Pinault – a very wealthy businessman but um…well… see for yourself. Not exactly what you were expecting non? Not exactly Andre By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Brandy Norwood The Houston Cougar Whitney Houston. You have to love this. So she finally gets rids of Bobby, she cleans up her sh-t, and not a few weeks later, she starts stepping out with a boy 17 years her junior – Ray-J is his name, also known as Brandy’s brother. Check her out in By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
Making Sense of Beyonce The cheap ass clothing, the cheap ass weave, the fact that she lets her mother dress her in cheap ass attire, the cheap ass way her House of Desh-t ads were conceived, hiring a cheap ass marketing firm that can’t come up with a proper tagline – it’s all By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
Mos Def Welcome Back Entourage Seriously…bring on a new season already, feels like it’s been forever! Here are the boys shooting on Rodeo Drive the other day, finally back at work – not sure why Adrien/Vince is rockin’ the blaxploitation ‘do but for me, that’s his dealbreaker. His hair sucks ass. And By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Being Honest with my Kiki New W Magazine - the clothes are great but some shots of her face are kinda bunk. Especially the cover. And the one in red. Other than those two – love, love, love. Better still, love the article, love the candour. She admits to major disappointment over the failure of Marie By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
Denise Richards The Daily Denise Richards: Hollywood Ebola Both bitches, both have attempted to injure the elderly. As you know, Denise did it when she threw a laptop for no reason off a balcony and hit a couple of old ladies on ground level and now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has added Golden Girls to the lost list By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Bitch … Please: Victoria Beckham Precisely why I worship her: the Chav, the concrete tits, the c*ckblow lips, the posing, the posturing, and now this… Posh lamenting about being away from David, about how hard it is, how her heart aches at the separation, how her CONSTANT jaunts to Los Angeles to shop and By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Being Kind to Fergie Sigh. A little piece of me has just died knowing that I’m about to write what I’m about to write. But … I think she looks good. Helps of course that the camera is so far away, far enough away so that the really frightening bits on her face By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
Reese Witherspoon The Daily Rumour: Reese & Jake? So this OK Magazine report that they were hooking up in NYC last week, clandestine visits in hotel rooms and now everyone is losing their sh-t over a potential new golden couple in Hollywood. Trust me, I wish for it too. Because aside from that brief bout of award sulk By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Lindsay Lohan: Becoming Dina Lighter locks and the growing resemblance is frightening - mother daughter morph made even more alarming by Dina’s apparent quest to live vicariously through her kid. Lilo does have lovely extensions though, don’t you think? And NOT the work of Ken Paves. Maybe Jessica Simpson should defect? Oh By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Nick Cannon: the Backpack Dealbreaker Call me old fashioned but I’m not really down with a guy who likes the frills. At least not this way. And as cute as Nick Cannon is – he’s even cuter in person – I still object to the LV backpack. On anyone I would object…but especially a By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Bearing the Little Sister Burden Her name is Hania, she’s Mischa Barton’s younger sister, also an actor, rumoured to have been admitted to rehab for addiction to prescriptions drugs and I can only presume that the Ashlee Simpson Syndrome is going on here, only instead of manifesting itself in the form of a By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Cover Pitts Us Weekly and People have both put the Family on the cover, pimping the Pitts who are always good to sell at newsstands… and why not? Look at them! Nothing new in terms of content: it’s a boy, around 4 years old, they began the procedure months ago, could By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Saving Britney: JT & Timbaland to the Rescue??!!?? Apparently Timbaland wants to do it – record with Britney, “save” her career, take her away and make great music and make it all better. And he says that Pip is open to it too – so long as she’s serious and works hard. Hope, gossips. See? It’s called hope. By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Ashlee Simpson: the ultimate rejection Rejected by Ryan Phillipe? Oh shame. Saturday night at Les Deux, the story is that Ashlee apparently tried to work it on Ryan but was met with disinterest, which I find hard to believe. Not that she made a play for him but that he turned it down. This is By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
