Samantha Micelli forever This bitch never ages…she must be part Asian. She’ll look like hell when she’s 60, poor thing. Have always loved Alyssa Milano. My cousin Cat and I used to live for Who’s the Boss. I always thought she looked a little like Sam, especially when teasing By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 04:24 am
Ashton Kutcher When Gary goes away… Totally have a thing for Ashton Kutcher when he’s not rockin’ the pathetic Gary Beard. He’s gorgeous. And he looks great in pants. And he has that irresistible perpetually “young” look about him, like a frat boy only without the hazing and the gang rapes. Check out Ashton By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Lucy Liu Green Hats and the Curse of the Fook Chinese people don’t wear green hats. Wearing a green hat means you’ve been cuckolded and who wants to walk around advertising that they’ve been chumped? Check out Lucy Liu on the set of Cashmere Mafia the other day. Hopefully she doesn’t have a boyfriend. And too By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Sean Bean The Daily Gorgessity: Ageless and the Bean The Ageless Michelle Yeoh in Venice for the premiere of Far North. And for those of you who quiver for it, there’s a taste of the Bean. Growing up watching Hong Kong cinema, I’ve been looking at this woman now for 20 years. She STILL looks the same By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Brady Trading Slaps So Bridget Moynahan had her baby. Tom Brady was apparently at the hospital but not permitted inside for the birth. Word is he did spend some time with the boy before being told his mother wanted to limit his involvement. And despite telling teammates and even announcing on the field By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Keira Knightley Gorgessity or Bulimic Jaw? Renee Zellweger, Keira Knightley… I call it Bulimic Jaw after my friend Dr Beth told me about the way the corners of a woman’s jaw start protruding after too much binging and purging. Keira Knightley however says she doesn’t have an eating disorder, has never had an eating By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 09:07 am
Brad Pitt Daddy Loves Miss Z Couldn’t help it…saw these and had to share the quiveration. Massive quiveration. Brad Pitt and Miss Zahara bonding in NYC yesterday. SO cute and SO hot. Brad is in fact almost perfect here. The pants, the gait, clearly charmed by his child, the easy relaxed energy he appears By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 05:45 am
Hilary Duff Puck Bunny and Carb Face Hilary Duff and that hockey player still going strong. Here they are in NYC after dinner last night – she as usual is super cute with her ghetto fab earrings, he unfortunately appears to have a case of Ryan Phillippe’s Carb Face. Or is it just me? Cardigan needs some By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 05:12 am
Smutty Sponsor: SoftLips Exclusive Giveaway #4 PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. The answer for Week 3 – Jennifer Lopez! It’s Week #4 of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips gift basket valued at $100 including the full range of SoftLips By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 04:18 am
Paris Hilton On the Couch: Ebola’s signature move It amazes me that someone can do this - pose like this ON TOP OF A COUCH!!! – and not want to slap herself. Check it out – Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton in Vegas Monday for the launch of Wilmer Valderrama’s clothing line (???) working her horny porn posture hoping some lucky sod By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 03:38 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Cellie Ass So says the very reliable Entertainment Weekly and it is a song that has NOT been leaked so far. The title is Gimme More, produced by a Timbaland protégé, said to be a potential “smash” – an uptempo dance track. She shot the disastrous video for it a few weeks ago… By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 03:16 am
Beyoncé Better than Beyonce Aishwarya Rai, considered to be the most beautiful woman on the planet, is the new leading lady in the Pink Panther 2, currently shooting in France. Here’s Aishwarya on set last week totally living up to the moniker. Rai of course is following in the footsteps of Beyonce who By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Book Review The God of Animals The cover is total cheese… I would never have picked this book if it hadn’t been sent to me. But that is the best part – The God of Animals was totally unexpected and then it became a wonderful gift as soon as the jealousy abated. Because Aryn Kyle is By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 03:57 pm
Britney Spears Loyalty Rejected For all the people who’ve betrayed her, for all the times she’s been sold out, for her wanker douche no good freeloading son of a bitch bastard of an ex husband and every assistant/nanny/record producer who f&cked her over….you’d think Britney would By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 09:37 am
Mandy Moore Brown & Green Mandy Moore looking delicious at a fashion trade show yesterday. Brunettes and green…a favourite combination. But I do worry for Mandy. Mandy is a Love List Member. Mandy is not a twat. But Mandy, with her new “soul searching” music is starting to sound contrived – see her video for By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 08:41 am
Angelina Jolie Angelina in Th"Iraq Were you one of the 3 million + who watched the video of that learning impaired pageant queen bungle up her answer during the Miss Teen USA pageant the other day? If you haven’t the pleasure, click here. For some reason, she repeatedly refers to Iraq as “th’Iraq”… kills By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 06:04 am
