Jessica Biel The Daily Bitch…Please: Kate Bosworth On a cover that proclaims “Sexy’s Back” was Kate Bosworth really the most inspired choice? Especially when they had to photoshoppe and ENLARGE her legs? Not quite as unworthy as Jessica Biel, considering KB has actually made a few movies but still… Bitch…please. Source via Source By Lainey • Mar 06, 2007 07:00 am
Courteney Cox The Daily Defense: Courteney & David Amid reports of marital unrest, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have released a statement to Us Weekly, assuring the MiniVan Majority that all is well between them. The sanctity of their union had been questioned by low ranking tabloids Star and Life & Style, both reporting that Courteney’s relationship By Lainey • Mar 06, 2007 07:00 am
Denzel Washington The Daily Karmic Bitchslap: Isaiah Washington The NAACP may have awarded him the other day with a Best Actor trophy but as far as forgiveness and consequence is considered, money is always what hurts the most. And as a result of his homophobic double slur, ABC is stickin’ it to Isaiah Washington, playing hardball on contract By Lainey • Mar 06, 2007 07:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez The Daily Dressing Problem: Rosario Dawson She is, as you know, one of my favourites – fantastic looking, interesting to watch on screen, totally unconventional, a welcome breath of fresh air from the generic blonde, cookie cutter bimbo, but for one massive flaw: Rosario Dawson can’t dress. Check out what she wore to the 300 premiere. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2007 07:00 am
Clive Owen The Daily Quiveration: Gerard Butler More for you than it is for me. Or least those of you who plead so ardently for Gerry’s inclusion on the Freebie 5. He’s hunky, alright. And talented. And Scottish. The accent is important. And not a famewhore. And sexy enough. And if he’s on yours, By Lainey • Mar 06, 2007 07:00 am
Ralph Fiennes The Daily Horny Bastard: Ralph Fiennes Dude is out of control…and I LOVE it! First the mile high invitation, then the naked yoga details, now it’s naked swimming in Belgium with a pool-full of young women… four lasses to one Ralph – the man clearly has a raging libido, pervy on anyone else, but totally By Lainey • Mar 06, 2007 07:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Sarah Michelle Gellar: the bump analysis So she wore this loose fitting dress to an event last week. And now bikini shots of her in Mexico have turned up along with what some people are calling a bump but not from every angle. From other angles…not much. Needless to say, the smutty universe is now By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Sharon Stone: the tree and the highlighter I don’t even know what to say about this. What CAN you say about this? The shirt. On its own the shirt would be… OK. Perhaps with a pair of plain jeans that don’t have love and peace and two black pocket patches, the shirt wouldn’t be By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Anne Hathaway Jake G: real life breast play Love this story. So Anne Hathaway gave an interview recently about love scenes, comparing her experience working with James McAvoy in Becoming Jane to that with Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain. With James it was like closed mouth only, as realistic as it gets without intimate knowledge of tongue and By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily John Mayer: Djimon Hounsou Fans of John Mayer have been lamenting his love choice for weeks – how can he still stand for what he stood for with that bimbo on his tour bus? And although I understood the pain, not being a fan of his, I did not feel the pain. I did not By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Keri Russell Nicole & Keith: Happy on Vacay, captured on film Amazing isn’t it? Every time these two go on holiday, somehow the pappies find out where. Even their honeymoon and now in St Barts. Coincidence or conspiracy or the continuation of a tumultuous contract? Whatever it is, they’re workin’ it. And if it wasn’t for the rumblings By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Rocco Ritchie The Daily Crusty: Chris Martin Um…like…easy there Mr Gwyneth. Bono you are not. Yet. Perhaps ever. So I like Coldplay. More than like. You could say that once upon a time I loved Coldplay. Have all their CDs, DVDs, know all the words to their songs, seen them in concert 3 times…big By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Joaquin Phoenix Another Daily Crusty: Joaquin Phoenix So, like, I totally get it that Joaquin doesn’t want to be a “celebrity”. He’s an ACTOR, he’s an ARTISTE, he’s a CRAFTSMAN…I get it. But here’s the thing – if you’re all about being anti Hollywood, then stay the f&ck away By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Gwyneth: Her Fabulous Life, Her Famous Friends Are you rolling your eyes? Of course you"re rolling your eyes. Would a discussion about Gwyneth really be a discussion about Gwyneth if you weren"t rolling your eyes? Gwyneth in Spanish Vogue looking lovelier than she has in ages and waxing ad nauseum about her privileged By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Rachel McAdams: justifying the hype "I hadn"t been that impressed with someone since I worked with Meryl Streep"- Diane Keaton on Rachel McAdams, in the pages of the new Elle showcasing Rachel in several couture creations criticised on the Oscar red carpet. Note the cover - remember Beyonce? Armani Prive? By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Battle of the Daddies: Ben vs Ryan In one corner: Ben in White Rock (just outside of Vancouver) this weekend for a little family time. The reformed Ben Affleck, thanks to shades of Taupe and Violet, every inch the wonderful husband and doting father. In the other corner: Ryan Phillippe and the adorable Deacon and his sister By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
