Johnny Depp The Daily Gorgessity: Vanessa Paradis Johnny Depp knows best. A few years ago when he showed up with his Vanessa at countless awards shows looking like they’d just gotten off her broom, I wasn’t feelin’ it all too hard. I"m a daft cow. Of course he’d be with a woman By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 05:27 am
Jude Law Textbook Swoon He doesn’t do it for me but some crazy bitch always sends me hate mail whenever I rag on his pansy ass so he must do it for someone. And I suppose, in a theatrical, the-cameras-are-rolling romantic comedy kind of way, Jude Law has a certain By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 03:46 am
The God of Animals LaineyBooks – the second recommendation. If you missed the review for Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, please click here If you have not read The God of Animals, skip to the next article. I gave a heads up on it a few weeks ago and the next book entries are By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Keira Knightley Highwaist and Jaw Am sorry…it’s mean. But I’m going to hell anyway and be honest… the underbite is crazy. Also remember, she doesn"t think she"s beautiful, hates being called pretty. Everyone"s a complainer... Still…it’s Keira. She deserves better. And she actually works By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Douche-free? Two biggest knocks against Elisha Cuthbert: that she is friends with that disease Paris Hilton and that she’s been dating that loser ass Sean Avery. Sean Avery is a hockey player, the kind of guy born with a “beat me” face and a matching prick attitude – constantly smirking, too By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Vegas Wardrobe & Bradley Cooper Cameron Diaz is in NYC to film a new movie called What Happens in Vegas. Shooting began this week – here she is on set yesterday rocking a killer dress. And if this first example is any indication, her wardrobe for this project is going to be mayjah. As you know, By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Emmy Rossum Rossum Makes a Video! Cheese Rossum music deserves a cheese Rossum video. So of course Emmy had to put her songs to film, applying nauseating facial expressions to go along with her nauseating lyrics and nauseating “opera” enunciation and delivery: Slow me down Don’t let love pass me by, just Show me how By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 09:00 am
Britney Spears Saving the Boo Boos Courtroom drama today involving Britney’s boys. Her attorney and KFed’s attorney have been summoned in response to a reported investigation being conducted by Children and Family Services. In question, not surprisingly, is Britney’s ability to properly parent her babies. Just the other day, Britney’s parents were By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:32 am
Tori Spelling Gisele? Really? I don’t watch it and I don’t get it. But many of you do. Dancing with the Stars…somehow it’s still on the air. And thriving. And the new season is about to begin. ABC will reveal the new crop of “celebrity” dancers on Wednesday but TMZ By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 06:06 am
Kate Hudson The Generous Girlfriend Kate Hudson, who once told a pap to f&ck off during her morning run, gave it up good for photographers in Malibu Saturday as she and Dax Shepard appeared to delight in each other’s company in the produce department at a grocery store. Dax of course is By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 05:51 am
Britney Spears Better Body, Terrible Mother Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend while driving to Vegas. Amazingly enough, she wasn’t drunk driving. Even more amazing… her outfit. It’s a new classic. Still…the outfit I can handle. It’s the fingernail biting that grosses me out. I realise it’s a habit, By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 03:50 am
Brad Pitt Family and Philanthropy in NYC Angelina took the kids to the park, then she and Brad flew via helicopter to the Hamptons to host a charity event. Here’s Angie with Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara on Saturday, and Brad with them earlier last week. Love the one with Baby Z hugging Daddy. And Brad By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 03:09 am
Owen Wilson Owen Wilson Hospitalised The Owen Wilson situation - biggest news in Hollywood, caused quite a frenzy yesterday. It was first reported by the National Enquirer as an overdose. According to the rag, Owen was taken to St John’s in very serious condition and then transferred to Cedars-Sinai. A criminal attorney was reportedly By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 02:39 am
Owen Wilson The Cuss Master By no means an original thought, and probably not what we should teach our children but still… if Samuel L Jackson was presiding over a Master Class in Cussing, I’d be there in a minute. I still laugh every time I think of his “foot massage” exchange with John By Lainey • Aug 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Renee Zellweger Overpeeled, Underfed Renee Zellweger at a concert this weekend, body fat as low as ever, and skin seemingly so scrubbed and so raw, it’s a wonder she can smile without pain. Or maybe that is pain. Maybe she is grimacing through her pain. Is 20 pounds and a good foundation seriously By Lainey • Aug 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Orlando Bloom Hello Kitty loves Three Whisker Cheese Funniest sh-t ever. As you already know, Hello Kitty Asians love some funky ass cheese. Asian taste is, like, borderline learning impaired. Female intelligence is often stunted, its development discouraged in favour of squealing over things pink and fluffy. As you also know, Western celebrities often sell out overseas By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 11:53 am
