Britney Spears The New Britney Ballad Have you heard this? Thanks to Alicia for the heads up. Ryan Seacrest played Britney’s new song on the radio – a ballad. So… I don’t hate it. I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it. The music I mean. The lyrics on the other hand By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 08:00 pm
La Vie En Rose LaineyMovies – the 2nd review. We’ve conceived the design for the LaineyMovies and LaineyBooks pages, only people are on holiday, other tech upgrades had to be made first, blah blah blah. I’m hoping September. I’m sorry for sucking. Having said that, it doesn’t mean the content can’ By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 11:34 am
Britney Spears Crazy Runs Away Typical, non? Unable to confront her issues, Britney has fled the country. Local press in Belgium are reporting that she is there now, without her children who are at home with the ex. No one knows now exactly what her plans are but a restaurant owner claims she dropped in By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 08:44 am
Victoria Beckham Heels for Every Occasion Victoria Beckham dropping Cruz off for day camp in – what else? – sky high stilettos. Apparently she can’t walk in flats anymore. No…seriously. Cruz is 2 and a half. And I can hear it now, though I have no opinion on the matter given I don’t have any By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 06:46 am
Heath Ledger The Perfect Henry is a Perfect Man Sorry…can’t stop griping. Christian Bale should totally play Henry in The Time Traveller’s Wife. Eric Bana, whatever. But here he is last night at the premiere of 3:10 to Yuka with his wife Sidi. And as picture perfect as they look here, they are even more By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 06:10 am
Christina Aguilera Hindsight I admit…I was a Britney. Sure Christina had more raw talent and the better voice but still, Britney had that “It”. “IT”, unfortunately, turned out to be dumb as f&ck and lazy as ass. Meanwhile, the best will always prevail. Which is why Christina Aguilera has so By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 04:17 am
Kate Moss Crack Love is Forever Kate Moss and Pete Doherty – after throwing him out dramatically and leaking to the papers her commitment to staying away from him and getting in shape and going to the gym and focusing on her daughter – well, of course they’re back together. For almost a week now the two By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 03:56 am
Lindsay Lohan Attempted Murder is Not a Felony For you and me? Maybe. But for Lindsay Lohan? For a celebrity who twice – that we know of, that she was arrested for – climbs behind the wheel of her car, drunk and stoned off her tree, and attempts to murder everyone on the road...this is evidently not a felony. By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 03:17 am
Britney Spears sh-tting on the Midas Touch Straight up stupid. Genetically stupid. Chicken fried stupid. Britney Spears is so f&cking stupid. Her personal life is a disaster. Her career is a disaster – no understatement there. But then Justin Timberlake and Timbaland come along with a duet – written by Pip, produced by Timbaland, to have been By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 02:38 am
Jessica Biel Intro for Aug 22, 2007 Dear Gossips, Only a matter of time, see? Kate Moss and Pete Doherty together again. Was there ever really any doubt? As for Britney Spears – she stumbled around with chicken fried greasy fingers and dog poop at a photo shoot for OK Magazine, touching her self absentmindedly and babbling in By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 02:33 am
Megan Fox How Much Longer? Megan Fox. They’re trying to make her out to be the next Angelina Jolie. Really? To me they all look the same - Clooney’s exes Krista Allen and Lisa Snowden, Megan Fox…I call them Blender Girls. Can’t tell them apart. But everyone saw her in Transformers, she By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Alba Justin Timberlake and The Love Guru LaineyGossip.com and eTalk exclusive! Have just heard exclusively from a solid source that Justin Timberlake has signed on to Mike Myer’s next film – The Love Guru – to start shooting this fall in Toronto. Pip is acting again! This time a comedy – definitely his strong side, if there is By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears No sh-t on the Midas Touch? I say it often – gossip is a buffet…What will you choose? A source close to Britney Spears is refuting today’s report in Page Six that JT and Timbaland were set to record with her when she bailed out last minute. They say Pip would have been too busy By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Snoop & BC Bud The Amsterdam Café is well known here in Vancouver. I’m told exclusively that Snoop Dogg paid a visit there at the weekend. I’m sure you can figure out why the establishment is so popular? Best story ever. So I’m told he had a plane to catch on By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 09:56 am
Tori Spelling Junior uses Junior Now that the Original Federline has a job and a very lucrative custody settlement in the works, KFed Jr is desperate to get his hands on a piece of the action too. You’ll recall, before leaving his wife and two children, Junior called himself an actor. Still tries to By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 09:36 am
Brad Pitt Aniston & The Chosen One Stephen Huvane’s primary duty as Jennifer Aniston’s publicist is to deny everything. His target this time is a publication no one has ever heard of based in the UK. Look Magazine claims to have landed an exclusive interview with Aniston in which she reveals the true nature of By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 06:14 am
