Appreciation at the Junos So I quit smoking. And I’m now a World Class Eater. Have put on a bit but as mentioned before, better to be chunk and alive than thin and dead. Problem is – what to wear on Juno Weekend since, um, nothing fits? Meltdown. Thank Goddess for Joyce Ma – helms By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak: more money, more shows Justin Timberlake is extending his tour through September. Wonder if he’ll pull out his whiny bitch and complain about it afterwards? About how the promoters totally pimped him? About how they overworked him? About how they sold him as a “pop” star instead of as a serious R& By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Plastic Surgery: Arguments For/Arguments Against Oh. Holy. F&ck. Look at Courtney Love on vacay. I’ll give you a moment…browse through all of them. So…the body? She’s been a rail before, when she was on smack of course, and now it’s some rather nice lipo. Any more than this By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
A better Rosario You know she has that Dressing Problem, right? That problem that compels her to look like ass when she has so many attributes that are so very far from ass? Thank Goddess the problem seems to be gone. Or at least it appeared that way at the premiere of Grindhouse By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
His Final Face Can you bear it? I can’t bear it. And I think she’s going to kill him. It’s the Chinese in me. Everyone always dies in the end. Sigh. The covers have come out. Adult and children’s version attached. Now I’m wondering if that Slytherin locket By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Halle Berry Halle works it too! In Rome promoting Perfect Stranger which – let’s be honest, especially with the involvement of Bruce Willis – looks like it’s going to suck. But that’s what I love about Halle. Halle always does her best. She doesn’t sulk or complain about publicity, she doesn’t pout on By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Us Weekly vs The Pitts Another week, another ballsy Us Weekly cover. Janice and her crew are on the warpath, this time against Angelina Jolie. So she just adopted Pax. And she said that she’s planning to take time off to be with her four kids. But she has also accepted new movie offers, By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Intro for Mar 28, 2007 Dear Gossips, I’ve always wondered…is seems like Reese Witherspoon shops an awful lot. But she’s not at Winston’s or at Koi or Mr Chows or any of the usual hotspots every night so where does she wear her clothes? Is she wearing them with Jake Gyllenhaal? By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen More People Hate Denise? Denise Richards Resumé: - ask Charlie Sheen - ask Heidi Fleiss - dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal - damages OPP - injures elderly ladies - allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
About Reese & Jake More buzz about them dating, an extension of the most recent reports originally referenced on March 7th that he made several clandestine visits to her at her hotel in New York. Reese keeps things locked pretty tight so confirmation is tough and a sighting would be highly surprising. What I By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Wonky Nipple I"m of two minds when it comes to my Posh. One the one hand, I wish she"d just get on with it already and admit to having her tits done. Then again, the fact that she refuses to admit it is what makes Posh Posh. OF By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss The Real Kate Moss? I love Simon Cowell. He’s a nasty bitch but his candor is endlessly entertaining. And seriously…what’s so enjoyable about someone who says nice things about all people all the time? Simon is Simon because he’s mean but also because you thought it too. Same goes for By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dirty Face and another Drunk Well now here’s a healthy combination: Lindsay Lohan who went clubbing fresh outta rehab…and Robbie Williams who also went clubbing fresh out of rehab - it’s really so right it couldn’t be more right, non? Last night at the premiere of The Tudors, pinned pupils everywhere, By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Battle of the Chav North America is bracing for Chav War… love, love, love. In one corner: Victoria Beckham. No introduction required, though she’s mildly turned it down of late, getting rid of those press on nails and that tacky ass weave, the concrete tits remain firmly in tact, as do the c* By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Kiki & Johnny: Week 2 Or is it 3? No matter. The point is, unlike her brief flings with Andy Samberg and Adrien Grenier and Adam Brody which only lasted a week, Kiki has managed to keep Johnny Borrell’s interest for more, going so far as to follow him to the UK where she By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Miles from Ugly America Ferrara at The Tudors last night. Gorgessity. Source By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
