Michelle Rodriguez A Great Wig Michelle Williams on location yesterday in England. Again, too bad she’s such a bitch. And not in a good Gwyneth way. Otherwise, I’d like her so much. Curious though – Michelle is actually smiling for the cameras. And she’s not threatening to sue. Or sending her legal team By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Britney: a comeback sign Her body. At one time a temple, of late not so much. But a new sign has emerged, y’all. And it’s a very, very, very good sign. Check out her arm. Call me Cruise but I see definition in that arm. I see tone. And tone means she’ By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Granny Nic havin’ a baby… again? Once a month right? Nicole Kidman’s idea of menstruation apparently involves making people think she’s pregnant on a regular basis. Australian tabloids are reporting that Nicole Kidman and heremployeehusband are expecting thanks to fertility treatments. According to them, this time it’s like totally true because she’s By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Keith Urban Marriage & Business Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban – marriage is, for all intents and purposes, a contract…is it not? And so Nicole gets the gushing, the husband who calls her his “saviour”, a new image that she is the kind of woman who can transform a man. New interview with the Sunday By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Renee Zellweger Renee’s Favourite Dress Always strapless, always knee-length, Renee Zellweger has a look and she always goes back. As you can see and as MANY of you love to point out, the look also includes foundation that doesn’t match and a healthy dose of Lemon Face...though truth be told, the sour suckage By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John John Mayer: sheepish on the run It’s been weeks, it’s so public, and still…John Mayer KNOWS. He knows his c*ck has led him astray. He knows his brain, his good sensibility, some say even his integrity – he knows it’s all been soiled by his libido. And so he skulks around sheepishly, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: Concrete & Spanx? Out for dinner the other night – Becks is the hotness, as usual, but check out the Posh. Love the hair, LOVE IT! Hate the dress, hate the bridesmaid strappy heels, concrete tits on full display, and ummm, she’s not wearing hose… so… is that a Spanx line? I’ve By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Karma Hits Two Bitches As Dina Lohan would say… Justice! And this is what happens when you attack the elderly with a laptop and destroy someone else’s property. Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson sued by two photographers stemming from the Laptop Incident last fall, during which Denise charged up several flights of stairs By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: Sweat & Ass Two sightings in Berlin, continuing her tireless promotional campaign in support of the Spanish album. Now you might hate her but you also have to admire her: how many other big bummed girls would rock the high waist like this? I love that she has never fallen victim to the By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Daily Miso: Bai Ling As in Miso Horny: illicit massage parlour worker whispers with a thick accent and uses magic hands fulfilling the chinagirl appetites of pervy rednecks with Asian fetishes. And don’t deny it – Bai Ling is exactly that description. Almost killed myself after watching her on Lost a few weeks ago By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Faith Hill Diva Cheese First – the skulls on their own, as mentioned, earlier…all over it. The skulls and an odd looking fur? Not so much. But that’s also not the point. The point is, I could never, ever, ever say the sh-t she says and not want to throw up while saying By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Is she? Really? Demi and Ashton at the Tom Cruise gala last night. She didn’t look pregnant the other day and she certainly doesn’t look it today. No bump, no glow…though hey, I have no idea either way but if the speculation is entirely based on the fact that she By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Intro for Mar 23, 2007 Dear Gossips, It’s not Mischa Barton. Think more talented. And it’s not Rumer Willis. While Rumer is famous on the coattails of her parents, Verge Girl is famous on the coattails or the jocktails of someone else. It’s Friday, live posts all day, check back often, and By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Eva Mendes Jack & Rose Reunited Titanic was on tv the other day. I watched for a bit and even though I saw it twice 10 years ago, it was like seeing it again for the first time – I think I discarded every scene but the cheesy ones from memory. Anyway…they both looked SO young. By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: French skulls Source In France, working hard to promote her new Spanish album and maybe dressing a little too hard as well but I have to tell you – the skull dress and the big ass platforms? I like a lot. The dress could have been 5 inches shorter but still… I want By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Geri Halliwell The Daily Gorgessity: Geri Halliwell She had a baby and she got YOUNGER. Check out Geri yesterday looking fresh and cute and soooo pretty and fit. As for the Spice Reunion? Apparently all the girls have agreed to one but have not decided when. It has to be a huge splash, it has to have By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
