Clive Owen Worst Dye Job: Clive Owen In photos, because of the light and the flashbulbs, you really don’t get the sense. In photos, because of the light and the flashbulbs, Clive Owen was The Hotness. And he still is The Hotness. Except for the hair. In person, the hair was recently coloured and coloured not By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Penelope Cruz Worst Recycle: Penelope Cruz Three years ago…fine. If SJP and Nicole and several others hadn’t already dabbled in the fluffy skirt, absolutely. But this dress is over. It is SO over. And wearing something that’s been SO over for 3 years is a crime. Even though the colour is lovely, even By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Most Underwhelming: Jennifer Lopez Not saying she looked like sh-t or anything…just saying I didn’t care. And since when does Jennifer Lopez inspire indifference? The colour, whatever. The cut, whatever. The makeup, whatever. The hair…total ass. And I think she knew it too. Something about the way she worked it tonight. By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Worst Charlize Theron: Emily Blunt Constipated fashion winner incapable of looking anything but dour on the carpet – Charlize Theron has the same problem and it has everything to do with smiling. And it’s a shame, really. Because Emily Blunt is really so beautiful. And fashionable. And she was fantastic – if not a little boring By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Most Overrated: Jennifer Hudson All this hype about who was dressing her, Andre Leon Talley mentoring her, everyone wanting her… and this. This is what comes out of it? Two words: MAJOR Letdown. Two more letters: H&M Because I don’t care if it’s Oscar de la Renta. When you can By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Best Lips: Rachel Weisz I was indifferent about the dress. But trust me, no one who saw her was looking at the dress. I’m telling you – Rachel Weisz is drop dead gorgeous. Like, absolutely breathtaking. The best shade of plum/wine ever and flawless skin, topped off by a quiet calm confidence and By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Best Black & Blue: Maggie Gyllenhaal She arrived early and she made an early splash. I don’t think the photos do her justice either. You had to see this dress up close. You had to see her from all angles…especially the black and blue combination, ordinarily an unacceptable bruise but on Maggie tonight, it By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
The Oscar Fashion Wrap Up Of course it was Cate. But it’s always Cate. And because it’s always Cate, let’s just assume that she’ll own it every time. Which requires a new elevation – the Hall of Fame - so that others can have a chance to be fair. Fair? Again – it’ By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Nicole Kidman: Oscar ready! Fully frozen with her dutiful husband/employee stationed at her side, Nicole Kidman is ready for the big night and her big showdown with both Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz. Of course Nicole and Keith, being the ultra private couple that they are, of course they had to go out By Lainey • Feb 25, 2007 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett The Daily GirlCrush: Christina Ricci Wow. All of a sudden it seems, in the last couple of months, all of a sudden she’s rockin’ it to a higher level. Best Dressed for me at the Grammys, still tiny but by all appearances also healthy, and a new glow – some of you suspect surgical assistance By Lainey • Feb 24, 2007 07:00 am
The Daily Gorgessity: Robin Wright Penn At the Independent Spirit Awards today. I have adored her since the Princess Bride. And they say men age better than women? Perhaps most of the time but between Robin and Cary Elwes, I’d say she has a distinct advantage. After all, have you seen his disappointing bloat??? Why By Lainey • Feb 24, 2007 07:00 am
The Daily Quiveration: Bond at the ISAs Ugly sexy. Unpretty but totally The Hotness. I wonder if it’ll ooze from him in the flesh. Can’t wait to see him in a tux tomorrow. I just might throw myself at him from off the balcony. Will keep you posted. PS. His girlfriend. She"s gorgeous. By Lainey • Feb 24, 2007 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Ryan wins at the Spirit Awards McGoslings…please. Chill. And rejoice. Ryan Gosling beat out Forest Whitaker at the Spirit Awards today taking home Best Actor. Forest Whitaker, who has been victorious at every awards show this season, took 2nd - needless to say, it’s a huge accomplishment for Ryan. And he shared it with By Lainey • Feb 24, 2007 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Ryan Holding Hands, McGoslings Panic Inbox flooded with anxious McGosling messages, knickers tied up in knots over some report from last night’s LA Confidential party honouring Forest Whitaker – that Ryan showed up and left holding hands with a girl who wasn’t Rachel McAdams. Chill. I’m hearing it was probably his sister Mandy. By Lainey • Feb 23, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Drew Barrymore: It’s all about your 30s I dreaded turning thirty. Twenty-nine was a sh-t year – it was my “Feng Shui Calamity” year. We all get one every 12, changes depending on what sign you’re born under. And my people live in fear of Feng Shui Calamity. Bad sh-t happens during Feng Shui Calamity and there By Lainey • Feb 23, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears The New Kevin Federline So he visited her at Promises today, spent an hour and a half inside, and miraculously the press found out about it like 30 minutes later. Convenient, yes. Conspiratorial? Yes as well. But many in the Spears Camp are apparently grateful for his effect on her, given that as a By Lainey • Feb 23, 2007 07:00 am
