Donald Trump The Daily Bitchslap: Rosie on Dina Hell yeah. Is Rosie a loudmouth hag? Sure. Is she obnoxious? Yep. Is she always right? Of course not. But on squeaky clean daytime, on squeaky clean tv period, when none of the hard questions are ever asked, when ass kissing is the prevailing standard… I’ll take Rosie’s By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Tom Cruise “Psychopathic”? Katie a Puppet? Balls to the Wall. Only way to describe Janice Min and Us Weekly…Love, love, love. This week’s issue – Inside Katie’s Prison, I’ve just read the details and it is juicy, dirty smut...the BEST kind! Apparently he controls her every move, he screens her calls, he By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Natalie Portman: No Drama but No Taupe In the stinking star cellpool filled with Lilos and Hiltons, the alternative doesn’t have to be the Taupe Extreme. Because while Jennifer Garner may be adorable Violet’s mother and scandal-free and goody goody, she’s also boring as all f&ck. But it IS possible to be By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne The Daily Rossum: Avril Lavigne Being Canadian, I am “supposed” to like Avril Lavigne. But why? She’s an irritating whiney little punk. And worse yet – she’s a one trick pony. I will say however that I like the style evolution. I do think she looks good. But then she opens her mouth, and By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Another on the Verge Depressed and directionless and bitterly disappointed over recent professional failures and feeling stifled by a ruthless mentor, she is apparently on the verge – like a Britney verge. Except in her case, she’s lucky the pappies don’t have so much access. Wild, wild partying and an endless cocktail of By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Demi the new Dina? Photos of Rumer Willis, oldest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, that were taken from her Facebook and now making the rounds across the web. At first glance, totally looks like a normal teenage getting wild. We were all there, we all did it. But there is something about By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Sarah Jessica Parker SJP in Blue At an event earlier this week. The blue? Love. My current favourite colour and this dress rocks. Something tells me though that it’s far from $10, unlike the pieces in her Bitten line due out later this year, all designed by Sarah Jessica Parker the “style icon”. Does repeating By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Best Useless Press Release… Ever Jesse Metcalfe – heard of him? Probably not. A jerk off of sizable proportions. Like… TOTAL dickhead. So anyway, turns out he’s an alcoholic. And now he’s in rehab. And his publicist wanted you to know. But just in case you didn’t know, the hardworking rep went the By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Loving Liv Liv Tyler last night at the premiere of Reign Over Me starring Adam Sandler. She’s lovely, non? Like really, really, really beautiful. Like, the most perfect face ever. And I’m totally down with her husband too. Royston Langdon. Call me Cruise but I think he’s Quirky Sexy. By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
The Daily Cleave: Winona Ryder My girl has always had great tits. And great tits prevail even after scandal. Winona and Wes Bentley on the set of their new movie. He actually wouldn’t be a bad match for her. Met him at Sundance, he’s awkward and shy and cute, and even though he’ By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Chills, Chills, Chills: Katie trapped! New US Weekly…and once again, Janice Min is killin’ it. I mean, holy sh-t, gossips… this is BOLD. This is a direct assault on Tom Cruise. This is basically calling him a sadistic freak, controlling his wife, keeping her sequestered, keeping her nailed down to the house, and she’ By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr: Hard Work Pays Off As far as Goldiggery is concerned, you really do have to tip your hat to Junior. Any man who can stomach Tori Spelling so willingly and smile about it for the cameras and fight off the nausea and hold back the bile, even when the possibility of an inheritance seemed By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Jude Law Lindsay Lohan: abuses self, abuses dogs? Mistreats her own body? Fine. sh-ts all over her own career? Fine too. But ruin the lives of 2 dogs on a whim? Check out the hardpartying Lilo on the cover of the new GQ, rehabilitated and clubbing every night, and graduating from water to mystery liquid to champagne as By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Intro for Mar 21, 2007 Dear Gossips, Britney is out. Three days early but by all accounts, she’s primed for a comeback. And hopefully not the way Lindsay Lohan came back…which was to start hitting the sauce 5 minutes before leaving. Wednesday – Children of Men Giveaway closes today at noon PST. Check back By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Hello Pax! Hello Canada! A Canadian publication gets an exclusive! More pics at the Hello! Canada site including Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt and his siblings photographed together – Angie and Pax, Maddox and Pax cuddling and playing with Z inside. And no. The Chosen One has not been included. Cue freaking out by MiniVan Majority. Word By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak is a Whiney Bitch And THIS is why I call him Pipsqueak. New interview with Details, JT moans and groans about his “pop” status, swearing like a grown-up at the critics who’ve incorrectly labeled his music, despite the fact that he is who is he is because he was in a f& By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
