Julia Roberts Julia Roberts: Family Vacay minus One? Have just heard that Julia Roberts arrived at Big Island on Friday, staying at the Four Seasons. All three children are with her plus nanny and a small female entourage and no bodyguards. Word is she’s super low key, doesn’t walk around totally coiffed or made up, does By Lainey • Aug 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Donald Trump Celebrity Apprentice full of Twats? Not that you can believe anything out of Trump’s mouth but whatever…if true, I would totally, totally watch. So The Apprentice is on life support, only renewed because of the celebrity angle. Donald Trump says she’s already lined up some super A List and B List stars By Lainey • Aug 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Courteney Cox Marley, Jen & Owen Have you read Marley & Me? It’s a book that should come with a warning. Seriously… don’t read it in public. And truth be told, don’t read it if you have a pet. I wish I hadn’t. But one afternoon last year, arriving early to meet By Lainey • Aug 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Hudson Where Owen Failed… Just weeks after their romance became public, Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard are doing nothing to hide what appears to be the quick pace of their relationship. A family holiday in Muskoka a couple of weeks ago, during which I hear Dax got on famously with Goldie and Kurt, and By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 04:58 am
Reese Witherspoon Carb Face is a whiny bitch Ryan Phillippe is an all star. Let’s not forget his legendary philandering in cities across North America - at one point in Vancouver he was bedding three waitresses from the Cactus Club in Yaletown at the same time. With cheesy poetry via text message, Ryan scored dimwit after dimwit without By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 04:48 am
Jude Law Polka Dot Pansy at the Beach Jude Law in Cornwall on holiday with his children frolicking on the beach and even though his polka tie neck tie isn’t making an appearance, it might as well be tied around his waist. I don’t care how hard he tries to grow that fur on his chest By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 03:35 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen’s new old role It’s been ages but Jennifer Aniston has finally confirmed a new film project. And it’s a total departure from what she’s ever done before. Jen is starring in the film version of He’s Just Not That Into You. It’s a romantic comedy. She will look By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 03:22 am
Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse: Love addict, drug addict Both she and Blake spoke to the press yesterday downplaying reports of her overdose and addiction. All addicts are liars. Having said that, today at least, she seems to be back in rehab, although that piece of sh-t she’s married to keeps insisting it’s a “retreat”, making By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 03:11 am
Victoria Beckham The Scent of Beckham Porn My favourite porn after Pitt Porn. Or maybe even better than Pitt Porn…because it’s more readily available. No matter. The point is I love when David touches Victoria. I love believing naively that he wants her. I loved their dirty contrived spread in W Magazine and I love, By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 09:27 am
Beyoncé Made in China Beyonce’s tour arrived inToronto last night and she also attended a party for the launch of her clothing line with her mother and sister. As you can see, all three appeared to model items from the House of De sh-t. You ever been to a Chinese mall? You By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 05:07 am
Nicole Richie Pending Proposal? Lame. Good Charlotte appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning and Regis asked Joel about a “little ring” and Joel was all like – um…whatever…um – uncomfortable and said he was hoping to keep it quiet which only means he never intended to keep it quiet and now we all By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 04:49 am
Victoria Beckham Tongue Out & Stone Faced The cutest: David Beckham scored his first with the Galaxy last night and celebrated by running the pitch with his tongue out and arms apart, a move imitated in the family box by Brooklyn who like most boys, clearly hero worships his pop. His mother however prefers to keep her By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 03:59 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass strips for employment Jessica Biel is currently shooting a new movie call Powder Blue headlined by Oscar winner Forrest Whittaker – something about the intersecting lives of seemingly unrelated people in LA with a violent twist. Already critics are calling it a Crash copycat. Having said that, Powder Blue is clearly a step up By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 03:41 am
Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse: Countdown to Relapse Covenant House Vancouver, our youth workers always say: Relapse is a part of recovery. And so relapse is often not approached as a setback but rather as an expected stumble along the road to overcoming addiction. I always hear our staff saying to our kids “remember your clean time”, which By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 03:04 am
Britney Spears Loser Magnet The worst… the absolute WORST taste in men. Can Britney attract anything but the golddigging famediggers? Breaking news – last night, Britney was seen holding hands with Mindfreak Criss Angel at the Beverly Hills Hotel. They hit up a suite on the 11th floor. You will recall, Criss went on a By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Cindy Crawford The Exception As it goes with any theory, there are always exceptions. When it comes to my Celebrity Baby Theory, Cindy Crawford’s children obviously don’t apply. The Celebrity Baby Theory is as follows: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars (SJP) + gay husbands = Cute By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 08:00 pm
