Paris Hilton Write Him Off Last week’s beach excursion with Hollywood Ebola could have been explained away as work for his documentary. I guess. Since then though Adrian Grenier has been out with Paris Hilton two more times, including last night at some Art Gallery opening. And there is no way he’s going By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Carmen Electra Give.Her.A.Job Any job. Because she really really needs one. Sorry to keep on the C list but Carmen Electra went to the beach the other day. You may have seen a few of the photos. But did you know she changed her bikini FOUR F&CKING TIMES??? Before you ask… By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 10:16 am
Remember Her? Am a huge fan of stupid teen movies…remember her? Jodi Lyn O’Keefe – always played the mean girl, was hilarious in She’s All That making out and scrapping with Matthew Lillard…and one of the best teen movie names: Taylor Vaughan. Remember? Girl looks like she grew up By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 10:03 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Hello Bar You know her as Leo’s girlfriend. A model, of course. From Israel. Thing with Bar is that I can never remember what she looks like. You know how that is? Not to say she isn’t gorgeous but not in that way where you can always see her face By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 09:35 am
Jennifer Lopez The Original Ass Step off, Jessica Biel. The Shelf Ass is B List at Best. And while Jennifer Lopez’s might be a decade older, the Original Ass is still in fine form. Especially without retouching. Is it perfect and glossy? No. But it is refreshingly real. And while we’ve all been By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 03:46 am
Sienna Miller Sienna: yet another co-star Yesterday the British papers were linking her with Sean Bean – thanks to many of you I’ve now learned that Sean Bean is a bad bad man. Bad as in good. Like rough and naughty and boozy and a lothario with multiple babies from multiple baby mommas but irresistible too By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 03:08 am
Britney Spears Britney on every cover On the cover of almost every tabloid and even Allure – and almost all in agreement: Britney Spears is f*cked up and KFed is comin’ after her. Leading the pack, as usual, is Janice Min, whose hate-on for Britney persists unabated. This time, the former nannies are coming forward, By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 02:27 am
Harry Windsor The Smart Move Hot Harry is hot on a horse. And if he’s anything like Henry the VIII, he’s also a randy motherf&cker. Which is why his royal wand and wild red streak is constantly getting him into trouble. Through it all, however, my Chelsy has been a stalwart By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Mandy Moore Mandy: shoes yes, lips no, Umbrella hell nah! Mandy Moore at the premiere of Dedication last night. Love her body, loooove the shoes, COVET the shoes, and the dress works too. Perhaps a little severe for summer but still…minus the lips she looks gorgeous. Don’t know exactly what it is – maybe it’s because they’re By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Drew Barrymore Someone or No One? Drew Barrymore oddly glammed up at Jet in Vegas on Sunday night on the arm of a dark dashing man. Can’t place him at first glance…can you? But even though it’s only a side shot, it’s plain as day – this dude is almost the hotness. Almost. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 05:12 am
Mischa Barton Purging Ebola As hypothesised the other day – Nicole Richie appears to be phasing out Hollywood Ebola and in doing so undramatically, she leaves Paris no opportunity to use the end of a friendship to fuel her own agenda. If true… Well played, well played. More evidence? Here’s Nicole last night in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 04:29 am
Britney Spears Who is What? Sorry to be crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhoea? Between Britney and KFed, who is what? On one hand Britney – eternal trainwreck with stinky feet, seems incapable of handling her boo boos, alleged drug use and erratic behaviour, and on the other hand a punk ass By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 04:14 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My BFF’s GFF Am overcome with jealousy. Ross Matthews, the “intern” on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, is name dropping Gwyneth. Bitch. I wish I could name drop Gwyneth. The two have been fast friends since he saw her on a carpet and asked her, “Will you be my best friend.” She By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 03:42 am
Canadian Idol and Sass Jordan Forever So I went to Canadian Idol last night. My first time, wanted to check it out. And I know you what you’re thinking because I was thinking the same. You go in there thinking you’re too cool. You go in there thinking you’re above the screaming idiots. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 03:41 am
Viggo Mortensen Viggo Fighting Naked Every day I receive emails campaigning for Viggo Mortensen on the Freebie Five. Don’t hide. I know you’re out there. So this is for you. One of the most highly anticipated gala premieres at the Toronto International Film Festival this year is David Cronenberg’s Eastern Promises starring By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Maroon 5 in Toronto and Vancouver! They are performing on Canadian Idol tonight. And they are playing Toronto at the Air Canada Centre on October 4th and Vancouver at the Pacific Coliseum on November 3rd. Tickets on sale now at ticketmaster.ca As legend would have it, shortly after splitting from Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson showed By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 08:00 pm
