Scarlett Johansson Scarjo’s First Vogue Finally. Although Anna Wintour is probably cutting herself in disgust about putting a curvier girl on her cover. The dark lips? The green dress? Love, love, love. The pose? The fact that her arm is covering her tits? Not so much. But still… it’s Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett denying what By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Not Smoking Makes Me Crazy Seriously. I looked at this photo of Marc Anthony and not only was I indifferent… I actually don’t think he looks half bad. Please hate me. I hate myself. Jennifer Lopez and Marc in Spain for her Spanish album promo. Contrary to reports that the two are on the By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Introducing Joss Stone Album Giveaway! Joss Stone’s new album drops today. I have 4 copies of her CD to give away. If you’re interested, send an email to Lainey@laineygossip.com including your name and location with Joss Stone as the subject. Condition: Joss blonde or Joss red? Entry must be received by By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton LA Fashion Contamination You don’t need to know the name of this clothing company. Because if they hired Paris Hilton to walk their runway, why would you want to buy their clothes? Check it out: Paris and her uncoordinated limbs modeling last night. Look at the untamed narcissism – here’s a bitch By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Pharrell Williams Salma Supports Yesterday at the Vanessa Williams Walk of Fame induction ceremony. As you can see, she lost the electrocution locks and went for a blow out - beautiful. And… if you look closely… there’s her bump. But only if you can get past her jugs. Can’t even imagine how By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Halle Berry Halle Berry: Babies yes, Husband no She insists she’ll never marry again. Even though she’s dating Gabriel Aubrey, the impossibly beautiful Gabriel Aubrey, Halle says she thinks “two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper." She does admit however to wanting children “very much” – a combination which By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Looking Ahead My husband and I – if we manage to look anywhere close to this good in 20 years, I’ll be a happy bitch. Richard Gere and Carey Lowell at the premiere of The Hoax last night. Pompous prick yes… but he’s aging well, non? The man is my father’ By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie Pollutes Polska I married a Polish dude, the token non-Pole in the family – yellow skin and black hair standing out among several sets of blue eyes WITH creases and more than seven lashes on the upper AND lower lids. So after 7 years of Polification, I feel well within my rights to By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Children of Men Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!! Two words: Clive Owen. One question: want him? In my ranking of Ugly Hotties, Clive slips in at #2. Behind Daniel Craig and in front of Gerard Butler though that could change after tonight – am seeing 300 – but I doubt it. Not down with the beard. So unless he loses By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Kiki & Johnny: better signs As opposed to the Chill… Whatever body language shared with Fabrizio a few weeks ago, my Kiki seems much more sure of herself with Razorlight’s Johnny Borrell than she did with Drew Barrymore’s leftovers. Have a look – Kiki this weekend at SXSW on the receiving end of some By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Lindsay Lohan: Dirty Face Coke Face? STILL this child cannot find foundation to match her skin tone. And to go along with the Dirty Face, there appears to be a curious white smudge on her right cheek – some say glare from her earring, others say suspicious white powder to go along with her perennially pinned pupils, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Quitting is a Bitch I quit on Friday March 9th, it’s been over a week…totally cold turkey. And not exactly intentional. Just that I got sick the next day, and with visions of an early death dancing in my head, lying in bed, feverish and achy for the better part of a By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The Daily SO Hetero Wild Hogs has grossed over $100 million and counting. Which means courting the MiniVan Majority clearly works. Which is probably why John Travolta has temporarily swallowed his hankering for male massages and c*ckstands in favour of playing Happy Hetero just a little longer – especially since talk of a sequel By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Intro for Mar 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Britney just passed 4 weekends in rehab – speculation now growing that she’ll be released this week. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan continues to party her Dirty Face off…but is she getting sloppy? More on that later. Monday, live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Warbucks takes Mommy shopping Shopping yesterday in NYC. Something tells me Dina Lohan doesn’t mind so much that Lilo’s been out every night trolling the club scene and supposedly back on the sauce. After all…why would she? As long as both child labourers are still labouring, as long as her highlights By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Michelle Pfeiffer: inspiration for Kidman She is 48, nearly a decade older than Nicole Kidman. But I’m telling you, if Michelle Pfeiffer has had any work done, it’s really the best I’ve seen since Demi Moore. Perhaps the best ever. And it’s what Nicole Kidman should have been doing instead of By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
