Britney: Home to her kids??? New details emerging about Britney’s frantic flight from Miami to LA just before she lost her sh-t and shaved her head. Turns out she flew commercial, the flight was full, no first class available. The gate had closed and she was informed that she could not get on the By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Jay Z Paris: wonky eye, smear nose, and chest stains Bitch has never looked better. Here’s Paris at her birthday party on Saturday, wonky eye perhaps blinding her to the unblended foundation left across her nose, and a few curious marks splashed across her chest. Is Paris cupping? You may recall, my Gwyneth caused a minor stir a few By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Biel Cam: Post-Pip Perfect Play Aside from that minor blip after the Globes – losing her sh-t over Jessica Biel – the way Cam has handled her Pipsqueak heartbreak has been a pleasure to watch…though she scares me with that smile. But I digress. Two weeks in Hawaii with a surfer hunk, then NYC with her By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Mischa & Nicole back together! There is a virus coming between Nicole Richie and me. Its name is Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola. But now that Nicole is hanging out with Mischa Barton again, Mischa who is Paris’s sworn enemy, could this mean that Nicole and Paris have “broken up”…yet again? Let’s hope. By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh in LA: the open toe boots All over the outfit. Covet the outfit. And what of the boots? On me? Absolutely not. On me it’s massage parlour employee, tacky ass gel nails and some whitey loser with an Asian fetish pulling over and offering $500 for the mythical Chinese blow. On Victoria Beckham? Love it. By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Kate Hudson Kate & Owen: aflame Down Under Owen Wilson reportedly lost his sh-t when pappies caught him with Kate Hudson the other day, holding hands on his way into a theatre. Onlookers say he roughed up one of the photographers before quickly heading upstairs to join the private party. The two spent Valentine’s Day in Australia By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Patrick Dempsey When Charlize Smiles with Teeth I always call her constipated…because she’s just not a good pouter, you know? When she purses her lips, when she smiles without teeth, she looks plugged, kinda like Patrick Dempsey’s wife…but taller and better looking. With teeth however…there is no equal. See for yourself. Charlize By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Brady Brady, Bridget, Bundchen…and Baby Awkward. Bridget Moynihan and Tom Brady broke up just before the holidays. She’s now 3 months pregnant. Which pretty much means she was fertilized during Goodbye Sex? Now of course he’s with Gisele. Reportedly hooked up around Christmas. Getting closer and closer by the day and currently enjoying By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Gorgessity: The Family Pitt So not fair. But such a welcome change from drugs and bare heads and hoo hoos – Brad and Angelina out and about in New Orleans with Zahara and Shiloh, an idyllic normal family portrait, ignoring the overwhelming hotness of both parents, of course. Again…so not fair. And SO fun By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Doppelganger: Jen & Sheryl Shannon F wrote to me last week with an interesting theory: Jennifer Aniston and Sheryl Crow lesbians? I told her she was out of her tree, but still…wouldn’t that be fun? And hot? Especially since they’re curiously starting to resemble each other? Celebrating Jen’s birthday the By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Intro for Feb 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Many many thanks for all of your New Year wishes and for the countless messages re: The Shave. If on the off chance you have no idea what I’m talking about, scroll down and read the entry from Saturday – a rare weekend post courtesy the troubled Britney By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: The Breakdown Update (Monday February 19) As of press time (Monday morning 5am PST) Britney’s whereabouts since Friday night have not been confirmed. There have been multiple sightings – some are saying she was at the Mondrian on Sunday afternoon chainsmoking up a storm, showing no signs of drying out, there’s also a ridiculous rumour By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Britney: Help and Hopes…dashed! F*cking idiot! Apparently she checked in to rehab…and LEFT THE NEXT DAY. And no, she wasn’t staying at Wonderland with Lindsay Lohan. The facility was supposedly out of the country and she didn’t want to stay there so she’s on her way to the States By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Even Better Than Meredith If you haven’t seen last night’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy yet…STOP READING NOW, SKIP TO THE NEXT. Consider yourself warned, I’ll give you a few lines… ... … … Remember what I wrote yesterday? Too bad they can’t kill of Meredith? Well…there is hope and Shonda By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Hugh Grant Hugh Grant: forever single Never mind George Clooney – George at least has been married once. Rather, it is Hugh Grant who will never be tamed. Yet another relationship over, this time with Jemima Khan née Goldsmith, the billionaire heiress, to whom he’s been attached for 3 years. The split has been characterized as By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Keri Russell Russell Crowe: Leaf Nation Everywhere Russell is a grumpy f&ck, no news there. But there are 2 things I love about Russell Crowe, three if you count his impressive acting chops. 1. I hear he likes the number 3. His wife too. and 2. He always wears his Maple Leaf cap. The Toronto By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
