My Kiki cleans up for Showest Female Star of the Year – she looked terrific last night, non? Sure… she’s kinda gummy but still, better the gummy star than the one who everyone hails as an international beauty even with an undeniable bulge between her legs. Kiki is gearing up for Spidey promo. A thousand outfits By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
Jason George It’s George! Looking kinda sleepy on the set of Leatherheads in South Carolina. George is pulling double duty starring and directing. Hope he’s finding opportunities to relax? Source By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
Sandy… Finally… I love Sandra Bullock. But I rarely love what Sandra wears. Yesterday at the Today Show – love, love, love. And want, want, want. Especially that jacket. As for the incessant speculation surrounding her uterus – Sandy says she’s tired of people asking her. And I’m tired of people asking By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Intro for Mar 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, I spent the night with Daniel Craig and the Bond DVD. Oh.Holy.Quiveration. Especially the footage of him training in Prague. Something about the way he wears his sweats… between Daniel, Gerard Butler, and Clive Owen, I think I’m STILL on Team 007. Forgive me? Friday By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
Winona Ryder: erasing a decade Source Best she’s looked in ages – on set with Wes Bentley, working again, working steadily again… nice to see she’s not so lost anymore, that she seems to have sorted her sh-t out. Since I have loved her forever, this is excellent news. The best. By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Us Weekly Drug Issue OK seriously… Janice Min outdid herself this week. The Drug Issue - obviously they can’t go full on and name names but some of the photos are pretty killer. Like one of Jack Nicholson I’d never seen before with white powder lining his nostrils. And Ryan Phillippe toking By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
The Daily Gush: Naomi Watts Source I don’t think we’ve gushed enough about Naomi Watts and her adorable bump. Have a look – from a few days ago at the opening of Talk Radio – Naomi looking radiant and happy and healthy and stylish and GOOD. Not the overused, overlooked version of the word GOOD By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Not even I… Can make allowances for this. And I’m a huge Mischa Barton apologist. Source The purple doesn’t flatter, the purple with the tights don’t flatter, but worst of all is the purple and the tights and the open shoes all together… I can’t. I hurt. WTF??? By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Heather M: always the victim, forever delusional Well…the police hate her too. Not only because she’s a lying cow but also because she’s so wrapped up in her own imaginary drama that she ties up their phone lines too. “A disproportionate” number of calls coming from her home because she’s being followed, because By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Cam: not cute in Japan Japanese premiere of The Holiday yesterday. The ensemble, lovely. The face? Ummm…not her best angle? More on The Holiday, further to what I wrote yesterday about it sucking (the kind of suckage that you can’t help but keep watching, like Grey’s Anatomy) and we know she can By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Maddox comforts his brother According to the Daily Mail, this is Pax. Cute little guy, non? The orphanage director said he’s quite shy, cried naturally when he met half of his new family, and was held and kissed by Angie and then comforted by Maddox. Angelina and her two sons are expected to By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dirty Face in Georgia Rule Literally. Have you seen the trailer? Click here for the clip of the movie Dina Lohan calls her daughter’s “Justice!” – remember she predicted Oscar? Snort. Anyway, as you can see from this montage, Lindsay’s foundation problems are so severe that even the best in Hollywood film can’t By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Mark Wahlberg Which One is Turtle? Mark Wahlberg and his crew in NYC on promo for his new movie Shooter. As for why he’s dressed like that… I have no idea. But another great example of why the “Pants” thing” is so important. Because this? This = quiveration zero. Brand new Entourage in 3 weeks. HBO By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Jude Law: in Tokyo, with Cam, on Lilo? Have you seen The Holiday? My poor husband was forced to sit through it with me yesterday only because he felt sorry for my sorry sick ass. It was too long and it sucked and we spent the entire time: 1. appalled at Cameron Diaz’s acting range. Honestly…she By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Donald Trump Why Us Weekly Trumps People Could you picture People with a cover like this? WAY overdue but credit where credit is due, especially since Hollywood Ebola and her wonky ass eye graces a third of the front. Didn’t notice before but her nose is caving in – coincidence or conspiracy? Haven’t read inside but By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Joaquin Phoenix New Love for Drew? Source X17 Well… she certainly has a type, doesn’t she? Spike Jonze – Drew’s latest longterm boyfriend? She is, as they say, a serial monogamist. And he fits the profile: oddball, arty, disappointing not Joaquin Phoenix but HELLUVA lot sexier than Tom Green. I like. By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
