Sarah Jessica Parker SJP: Style Icon on a Budget Even cheaper than Stella for H&M and Kate for Topshop, SJP’s line of clothing is called Bitten, on sale later this year at Steve & Barry’s – word is nothing over $20. Said Sarah: “Fashion is not a luxury. It’s a right”. Right. In her case, By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Maddox meeting his Bro Angie and Maddox in Vietnam today. Multiple sources are reporting that she’ll be bringing home the Family’s fourth some time this week – a 3 year old boy left at the hospital and never reclaimed by his birth parents. Adoption procedures were initiated around the time of The Chosen By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie: spoke too soon Last week I actually complimented her ugly ass. This week, bitch is back to her degenerate ways. Subtle difference but shall we break it down? You’re young and stupid, you party, you’re rolling with your crew, you hit a few clubs, you throw back several drinks, and because By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore The Daily Redeemed: Mandy Moore You already know but it’s really worth celebrating some more: Mandy single again, no longer in the arms of the terribly unworthy DJ AM, though the entire thing smelled of PR anyway but still…as politically incorrect and as bitchy as this sounds – though I may offend you the By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: Love in Rehab? Leaving Rehab? Do you think the tabloids have “planted” their own moles inside Promises to dig up as much dirt on Britney as possible so they can sell out the details of her treatment to the rags. I think yes… you? Two differing reports today, first the National Enquirer – despite KFed’s By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Meeting at the Spa There have always been rumblings about his sexual orientation…never anything concrete. Just that, as we all know, any time you’re single for a protracted time in Hollywood and you happen to be as fine and distinguished as he is, people start to whisper. And while I do know By Lainey • Mar 13, 2007 08:00 am
Tommy Lee Blood Diamond Exclusive DVD Giveaway! Double Hotness – Leo and Djimon Hounsou, sweaty and intense and, at one point, exchanging blows. Total quiveration. Blood Diamond comes out on DVD on March 20th and I have five copies (2 disc special edition!) to give away to 5 lucky readers. If you’re interested, send an email to By Lainey • Mar 13, 2007 08:00 am
Charlize Theron The Daily Quiverating Artiste: Joaquin Phoenix Giddy’up girls. New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Violet Forever I take after my mother one respect. Not so much in the extreme – she frightens children and animals – but like her, I’m not baby crazy or baby gushy and while I love the babies that belong to my friends, I am also very happy that those babies are going By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Joe Simpson: Say what bitch??? Not that the Spears are defensible in any way, not that Britney ever had enough structure and guidance…but still. If it were Natalie Portman’s parents doing the judging, I’d be like – sure, 100%, go for it. But Joe Simpson? Joe Simpson judging the Spears??? Bitch… please. An By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John More About Entourage More About Entourage A response to your emails yesterday about Entourage and the new season…but warning: spoiler ahead if you haven’t caught up. Confusing as hell which probably explains your messages but it turns out Season 3 is NOT over. NOT over. It was divided into Season 3A By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Salma Hayek Salma: Passionate … or Pragmatic? Thanks for all of your emails clarifying Francois-Henri Pinault’s financial stature, providing perhaps a more wellrounded explanation into their hook up? Cynical bitch me…yes. Francois-Henri he’s the CEO of PPR – major luxury goods company that owns Gucci, YSL, and other department chains etc. In other words, he’ By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Alba Gisele expecting? Story blew up yesterday when Brazilian gossip site Glamurama reported that Tom Brady has knocked up Gisele Bundchen too. Although her rep initially denied the claims, NYC is now also buzzing that she’s confirmed it to all her friends, making his sperm even more potent than Kevin Federline’s. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Edward Norton Salma expecting Many of you took one look at her massive breasts last week and pronounced her pregnant. And indeed she is! Freshly confirmed through her publicist, his name is Francois-Henri Pinault – a very wealthy businessman but um…well… see for yourself. Not exactly what you were expecting non? Not exactly Andre By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Brandy Norwood The Houston Cougar Whitney Houston. You have to love this. So she finally gets rids of Bobby, she cleans up her sh-t, and not a few weeks later, she starts stepping out with a boy 17 years her junior – Ray-J is his name, also known as Brandy’s brother. Check her out in By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
Making Sense of Beyonce The cheap ass clothing, the cheap ass weave, the fact that she lets her mother dress her in cheap ass attire, the cheap ass way her House of Desh-t ads were conceived, hiring a cheap ass marketing firm that can’t come up with a proper tagline – it’s all By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
