A Clinic in Golddiggery New photos of Paul McCartney and the greedy Heather leaving a restaurant with Bea, clearly getting on much better than they have in ages. The new civilised relations stem from what’s being reported as a truce – that they’ve come to terms on their acrimonious divorce so as to By Lainey • May 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise Demi Footwear Demi at the Chanel Cruise Show the other night. And look at those shoes. Must have those shoes. Also a good example of how unreliable bump watch always is: you will recall she was so totally pregnant a couple of months ago after wearing a billowy dress and an overcoat. By Lainey • May 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Going Senile? Candy Spelling must be losing her sh-t...How else can you explain the open letters sent to Paris Hilton and now Joe Francis? And seriously…who the hell is Joe Francis? Why would Joe Francis merit any of her time? Why would Joe Francis who has made his millions By Lainey • May 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Denzel Washington Shonda Under Fire? Sometimes no comment is more telling than a comment. TR Knight in The Advocate in an interview about the past year, about coming out, about the gay-cist fiasco with Isaiah Washington, and the kind of support he did and didn’t receive from those around him…all this on By Lainey • May 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Elizabeth Hurley Postcards from Cannes Just a taste of what it’s like: Dylan and I were at the satellite truck the other day feeding our footage back to Toronto. Some fashion photographer comes by with this girl – of course she’s a model - he’s taking high quality magazine shots of her at the By Lainey • May 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Intro for May 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, A kinder, gentler Michael Moore? He is without a doubt one of the savviest self promoters in the business, and in combination with Harvey Weinstein, Moore’s strategy to promote his latest documentary Sicko has so far been the talk of the Cannes Film Festival. The Palais was By Lainey • May 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Karl’s Army Karl hates Jessica Simpson but he loves Posh and he loves Lilo. In fact, this is what he once said about the Dirty Face: She"s somebody you want to protect, because she plays dangerously with her own life. She behaves like an over grown up person, and that& By Lainey • May 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards Best Cover Ever They could have done the expected and made it all cool and slick…Johnny Depp and Keith Richards, two of the coolest and slickest, on the cover of Rolling Stone. But instead it’s sweet, and loving, and endearing and even honest… I love it. Do you love it? Keith By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Gong Li in an elevator Been a fan of Gong Li for a long, long time – my mother always tell me I have a bent face, lopsided and droopy to the left…which is why I’ve always identified with her. Gong Li has a little benty face too. In her case however she’s By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
The Opposite of Gong Li This is what Bai Ling chose to wear to the Shanghai Baby photocall today…are you surprised? She is the reason why some idiots still think Asian girls are good for massages and are really bendy in bed. I mean it’s one thing to rebel against Hello Kitty, it’ By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Simpson The Star of Cannes It hurt to write that. Excruciating pain. But during a week of sin and sex, when things get going at 2am, who else could be Queen but Pamela Anderson. She was flown out for a day to promote her sh-t ass movie Blonde and Blonder and also to promote By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola Concedes Do you smell something stank? I smell something stank. Paris Hilton has dropped her appeal, deciding not to fight her prison sentence and submitting to the mandated 23 days as amended by the LA Sheriff’s Department…which means it’s willing to go to jail. Hollywood Ebola willingly locked By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Please just rock The Buzz No matter how bad she looks bald or buzzed, it can’t be worse than this. And I have a sinking suspicion she probably looks rather cute with her hair growing out – sexy in a hard ass kind of way. But just as we saw with her low classy wig By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Kevin Federline KFed spawns another The original married and destroyed Britney, KFed Junior married and is living off Tori Spelling. And now comes another: Calum Best, now KFed the Third, currently exploiting Lindsay Lohan and it’s working, don’t you think? How many of you had heard of Calum Best 2 weeks ago? Looks By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Improved but Unwelcome See what I meant earlier about letting in the riffraff? On the one hand there’s Juliette Binoche, on the other there’s this one, looking marginally improved last night in Cannes at the Louis Vuitton party but still far from there. The pattern – isn’t this what you’d By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Bobby Brown Sexy Humour and His Wife My husband always brags about seeing Radiohead in the mid-90s at the Commodore Ballroom in Vancouver – small venue, legendary acoustics, a music lover’s dream. Now I have something to match him. Today, Jerry Seinfeld at the media presentation for Bee Movie – his animated collaboration with Dreamworks about the By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
