Ashlee Simpson JLo:the Incomparable Ass & a potential hair crisis Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully. How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel? The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead Pimp By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow: the snotty backpedal I love it when my girl speaks…she’s always good for some snotty classics, non? As opposed to others who go on Oprah and end up saying absolutely nothing, other than life is beautiful, things are great, really, really, really great, and when it rains, things get wet but By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese Witherspoon: The Best Revenge At the Kennedy Centre Honours last night for the Dolly Parton tribute – a very loud, very gorgeous F*ck You to Ryan Phillippe. Wow. I think this is the best I’ve seen her, more beautiful than ever. And while looks are certainly not everything, trust me when I tell By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica spills and spills Source In two outfit changes at the Kennedy Center Honours last night, both dresses unable to contain her ample cleave. Or, for that matter, her linebacker shoulders. Now I’m not a man, not a lesbian but seriously, as MK from DListed would say… Would you hit it? Would you By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Beyonce: No Hate for Hudson…besides, she’s fat Y’all fried Gwyneth for talkin’ outta her ass, well now how about B? Heavy promotion right now for Dreamgirls, amid speculation that she’s bitter about all the attention being heaped on co-star, breakout Jennifer Hudson, Beyonce denied the gossip, claiming she had nothing but respect for Jennifer and By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John George Clooney: sadness and hotness As you probably know, George lost his pig on Friday after 18 years, Max’s heart gave out, he died while George was away promoting The Good German. And as is the case with most things related to George, even the fact that he had a pet pig makes him By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Cate Blanchett: The Golden Age New stills from the movie, her second effort at Elizabeth – yet another sure Oscar nomination, on her way to becoming a legend, not unlike Judi Dench who secures a nomination for so much as sneezing in a film. And it really is a golden age for actresses when you think By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr: putting wife to work Junior didn’t poke out his eyes and swallow his appetite only to be cut out of the will. Junior has expectations, Junior cheated on his wife, left his home, left his children for a good, fair, chunky cut of the Spelling fortune and Candy’s clever, cunning c*ckblock By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Janet Jackson Pacey Rocks the Faux Hawk Total.Loin.Quiveration. Joshua Jackson in New York at an evening honouring the Laramie Project the other day modeling a new ‘do without as much flair as Becks or Maddox, for that matter, but just as adorable, especially so as he’s throwing his support behind efforts to fight homophobia By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson chokes, sucks under pressure Dolly Parton is being recognised at the Kennedy Center Honours this year, the show taped last night, Jessie was tapped to deliver a rendition of Nine to Five” during the tribute and she was apparently “so nervous” she totally choked under pressure and bailed as soon as the song was By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Halle Berry Ewan McGregor: Hot & Silver for Miss Potter Those shoes on anyone else would be total ass. On Ewan McGregor…hotness. Love.Him. Don’t know why it’s always Jude Law who sets the loins ablaze. Between the two friends, for me, it’s always been Ewan, particularly when he’s wearing black eyeliner and lusting openly By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears at 25 A new quarter century and so far she hasn’t flashed her poonie. Other than that though, not much has changed. Same Mall Weave, same trash ass, dixie cup taste in clothing, same attention-seeking relationship with the paparazzi – Britney may be borderline learning impaired but she’s also one of By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: Porcine in LA Not the best angle of her nose, is it? Here’s my girl arriving in LA, local gossips tell me she’ll be hooking up with Katie for a pappy frenzied visit to Barney’s in addition to taking a few meetings about her jeans line AND a potential reality By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee Zellweger: Svelte & Sour for Miss Potter Lovely and thin but positively sour-faced at the London premiere of Miss Potter on Sunday – perhaps because Harvey Weinstein is reportedly focusing much of his energies securing an Oscar nod for his new favourite Sienna Miller instead of a horse that has won for him in the past? If so, By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Brad & Angelina: the Ultimate Hotness Another one from the pages of Vogue - thanks to RaqcheL for sending. But seriously...look at these two. Does it get any hotter? Does it get any cooler? More importantly though - the fact that they were willing to appear together, like this, without the kids as a buffer, By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Lohan Value System These bitches need to make up their f&cking minds. TMZ has a clip of Dina Lohan’s comments on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning to promote Ali Lohan’s Christmas album. Shockingly enough, Ryan decided to grow some balls and ask Dina on the air about By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
