Gary Oldman On Board with Victoria Beckham If you haven"t already, you have to check out her blog. She posts her own personal pics - from her private plane of course - and the posing perfection is the Posh brand of delicious ridiculous we all know and love or love to hate. In addition to By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Digits on the Run A very attractive male actor at a photoshoot just this past weekend, curiously without girlfriend, making a career out of making girls want to be his girlfriend. A special bond exists between artist and subject – as explained to me, when something clicks, so to speak, it just clicks, and it’ By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal About Rachel & Adam Varying reports about their split – People is saying it happened back in October, that his trip to join her in Toronto for a few days while she was shooting Jumper was just a friendly visit, that they had already parted at that point. Us Weekly is saying it just happened, By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Illiterate: Kevin Federline’s Publicist Seriously…this is the funniest sh-t I’ve ever read – even funnier than Lilo’s incoherent rambling following the death of Robert Altman. Turns out Kevin Federline went to dinner last night. After dinner, half a dozen (or less) journalists were asked to show up to interview him. Kevin obliged. By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Lilo’s Tenty Tits Last night at the Stella McCartney store lighting in LA, no pinned pupils for a change but the billowing tunic is doing nothing for her bloat – similar to what Jessica Simpson should avoid. Large breasted girls need to be careful with certains shifts – the top heavy can result in all By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Rossum: Chad Michael Murray Oh please. Is he serious? Is he f*cking serious? I remember watching Dawson’s Creek a few years ago, Chad Michael Murray played a character named Charlie, I think it was Charlie, love interest first for Jen Linley, eventually winning Joey’s heart before … I can’t be bothered By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize & Stuart: still strong Amid the string of separations, rest assured Charlize and Stuart are currently in no danger of splitting. She’s been in Canada, shooting a movie in Regina, has traveled to Vancouver on a couple of occasions to shoot scenes for The Battle in Seattle which Stuart is directing. Last Friday By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston, Eternal Victim It’s a shame, really. A shame that Tom Cruise couldn’t have been more patient, waited a few more months for Jen before kidnapping Katie. Because when you think about it, when it comes to media manipulation, the incessant need for attention, the hypocrisy, the fraud, the lies, the By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt JLo & Those Girls The grande dame – not content to be lumped in with the emaciated likes of the Z0e crowd 10 years her junior - has given them her dismissal, choosing instead to wax philosophical about the perils of celebrity and success. Don’t you hate it when people grow up and get By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck All of Liv’s Lovers Last year, at this exact moment, I was pining HARDCORE for Joaquin Phoenix. Email arguments with my friend Erin over who deserved him more, daydreams, repeat viewings of Walk the Line…it was sick, it was twisted, it’s the same now with Leo but we won’t go there. By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Do All Scientologists Jump on Couches? They’re all awfully happy lot, aren’t they? Replace coke with Xenu Juice, it’s the secret to scientological actualisation and success, and it could just explain why they’re so damn cheerful all the time, as evidenced by Kelly Preston at the Church’s Christmas Stories XIV event By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Josh & Diane in Paris I was going to call it “Josh & Diane: crazy in love” but couldn’t stomach the cheese. Still…it would have been an appropriate title, non? Soooo cute together. Here they are at the airport in Paris on Sunday, clearly Diane is a fan of the new hawk, clearly By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Jude Law Cam: another day, another classic It’s a full blown obsession now, tracking Cameron’s closet and all the wonderful things coming out of it. Have a look, The Holiday premiere in Spain, the only thing wrong with these photos is that Jude Law is in one of them. Maybe he should just give in By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Denise Richards and the Hall of Fame Oh this has to rank, doesn’t it? Top to bottom, head to toe... Denise Richards has achieved a level of atrocity that merits immediate induction into the Worst Ever Hall of Fame – good for me since I hate that f&cking bitch, very very bad for her since By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Gwen Stefani Janet Jackson: The Worst Five Minutes Ago That her cd tanked, that it simply didn’t sell, that her new songs are lacking – not the truest signs of a career on life support. What really gives it away is the hair. Weeks after Gwen Stefani went there, did that, even after Nelly Furtado went there, did that, By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Thinnification of Carrie Underwood? I don’t remember her looking this sculpted before…do you? Not necessarily alarming yet but still, there’s a sharpness to her frame that smells of starvation – the Hollywood kind, you know? A pressured standard of weight loss also found in Ashlee Simpson and Anna Kournikova. It’s the By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
