Britney Spears Britney & Paris: inseparable in LA Banish that nagging thought, that irritating whisper – Where are the kids? What is she doing? Let’s pass the weekend, shall we? As I said the other day, give her the rest of this week to get that sh-t outta her system. After 2 years with scum, you can’t By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Angie: Vietnam Days, Vietnam Nights You’ve likely already seen the photos of them riding around Ho Chi Minh City yesterday. But have you seen the evening shots? Check out her red lipstick – Date Night for Mommy and Daddy? I’d like to think so. Always down for a little Pitt erotica, you know what By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: the return of the abs It was always her abs, wasn’t it? At one point she said she did 1,000 crunches a day…until the Cheeto Era brought out the trash. Thank Goddess, as we all know, KFed is gone and the hotness is back…especially around the midsection. Just 2 and a By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Obvious: KFed Jr. As if threatened by the tragic fate that has befallen the Original Federline, Junior seems hellbent on reminding the world at every photo opportunity that his wife is indeed carrying his seed – more appropriately known as the ticket to his riches, though if her dress is any indication, it doesn’ By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Owen Wilson Izzy vs. Meredith Sandra Oh is obviously the class of the show, followed in close succession by Chandra Wilson and Kate Walsh as the breathtaking Addison and of course, we all love Sara Ramirez (pronounced Sah-Dah, soft "d", almost a rolling R and D combination, as I learned when I interviewed By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson AMA Wonky Eye: Ashlee Simpson It’s the new black, remember? And never one to ignore a trend, Ashlee has picked up her very own case of wonky eye, along with a little bit o’ rag doll…love it. Yes, she looks like an Olsen, yes the new nose could have been a prelude to By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Nelly Furtado AMA Itchy: Nelly Furtado The dress, great. The body, even better. Makeup rocked too. But the fringe. Not the existence of it but the length. Made me itchy. My eyes were itchy just looking at her, I still feel itchy just thinking about it, and is that a good thing? To elicit a physiological By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Lilo OD? The National Enquirer is owning the smut landscape these days, non? A new explosive report in their latest issue: Lindsay Lohan overdosed on coke and pills at the Chateau Marmont on November 12, her friend found her unconscious, called a doctor who discovered large quantities of blow and prescription drugs By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Beyoncé AMA Miss America: Beyonce Did her mother design this dress? I’m inclined to think not. Because she looks great in it. And because it’s not ugly. A tad beauty pageant, perhaps, but definitely not ugly. And was she totally adorable last night or what? Especially when Jay Z was performing – boppin’ her By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss AMA Worst Hair: Carrie Underwood So I know she’s of a certain genre, that we shouldn’t necessarily hold every genre to the standards of Kate Moss. I totally get that. Which is why I won’t bother with the on-stage ensemble, the dress and shorts combination – I’ll just chalk that one up By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney at the AMAs So did you see the opening sequence? Believe me, she KNEW about the opening sequence. Just in case you missed it, here’s a quick recap: Jimmy Kimmel comes out, a few jokes, a few laughs, then he talks about Paris Hilton’s album sucking ass (she was in the By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. Check it out – JLo last night at By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Joe Simpson at work, Jessica & John redux “After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.” That is a quote from Us Weekly referring to the way they, and several other tabloids, were duped about the first time Jess & John hooked up. You’ll recall the two went on one By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears The Sex Tape & the Payoff? TMZ is reporting that Britney and Kevin will reunite to make a statement debunking the existence of a sex tape, despite recent rumours to the contrary. Still waiting for the official wording but do you smell what I smell? Looks like that festering growth she used to call her husband By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jude Law Sienna: the unfinished nomination The power of the Harvey Weinstein Oscar campaign – despite the fact that the movie is still going through reshoots just a month before its NY and LA release date, Sienna Miller continues to be buzzed about in relation to a nomination, thanks to the influence of Harvey’s relentless support. By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Cate Blanchett: The Good German Oscar Bid Source George Clooney predicted a win– a Best Actress statue to join her Best Supporting Actress honour and given that it’s Cate, anything is possible. No idea what the movie is about, too lazy right now to look into it, but internet comparisons to Casablanca certainly lend to the By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
