Britney Spears Britney: the sex tape, the blackmail News of the World broke the story, now Us Weekly is reporting that a porn broker who believes in the tape’s existence has been contacted and says it could be worth up to $100 million, especially if the contents are as deliciously smutty as speculated. Apparently they go at By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Firecrotch lights up London Source Stumbling around Area and Hyde in LA, drunk and stoned off her poon, seems to have lost its attraction compared to the endless pleasures of London – and who can blame her? London f&cking rocks! And London has provided Lilo with a new romantic interest. His name is By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson You, Me and Dupree Exclusive Giveaway! Katie and Tom apparently have a tagalong guest on their honeymoon … in Kate Hudson’s case, her unwelcome visitor reportedly became her lover. You, Me and Dupree comes out on DVD tomorrow Tuesday November 21 and I have 3 copies of the movie for 3 lucky winners. If you’re By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Janet Jackson How Pacey Escaped the Crazy Forget the Italian wedding… You want sweet? You want romantic? Have a look at Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – adorable, non? Two things I love about these photos: 1. the obvious tender moment. I’m almost embarrassed to be posting pictures of a couple so genuinely in love captured in By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad gets grilled Damn. We need more journalists like this in North America. Seriously, do you ever find yourself frustrated? Frustrated at all of them? Barbara, Diane, Oprah – especially Oprah – for letting celebrities off too easy during interviews? Do you ever feel like they don’t “go for it”? That they don’t By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Hollywood Ebola infects Britney Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. That’s the bad news. The good news is that Britney has By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Katie, Tom… and Dupree? Well People Magazine certainly didn’t report on this, did it? For the 2 remaining naysayers out there who actually think this thing was legit – let me ask you this: what in the world would be the purpose of bringing the head of Scientology David Miscavige along for your honeymoon? By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Tom & Katie: more UNintimate details What do you call releasing a photo of your kiss at the altar to Good Morning America??? And there are STILL people who don’t think this was a mediaf*ck??? PLEASE!!! Check it out – Katie’s scalloped sleeves lunging in for a snog, Tom bracing himself for the icky, By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen My Borat: Camel Toe on Rolling Stone I like!!! See my Borat’s S&M camel toe on the cover of Rolling Stone – or is it moose knuckle? Whatever y’all – that’s what I call The Hotness. And the article is even better. As always, Rolling Stone is a great read. I won’t spoil By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Britney in Vegas, Britney mixes with the D List Forget the ghetto weave – she more than makes up for it with that ass. Check out Britney from behind, girl got into shape fast, non? No love handles, no discernible jiggle, legs look lean, skin is reasonably spot-free now that she’s Fed-free, grinning happily with the re-hired Larry in By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Mrs Henchy’s husband is the real catch Brooke Shields in burgundy – a tad matronly for me but she does look lovely and regal and robust and happy to have buried the hatchet. But here’s what’s interesting: my sources say the current buzz about the Brooke reconciliation isn’t necessarily only about the positive PR but By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Angelina Jolie Zeta: Drag Queen and her Geriatric Let me preface by saying how much I adore Catherine Zeta Jones. The woman is stunning – a perfect, perfect face if I’ve ever seen one. Which is why I blame this on the makeup. It’s the eyes, I think. Might work for others who need enhancement, doesn’t By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Josh Hartnett:definitely dumb but not quite Ryan P According to Sydney Confidential, Josh Hartnett has been spending time with a “mystery brunette” in Australia and was pretty cagey about it when caught at the airport, dismissing pappies with a not-so-friendly “Get F*cked” when approached for photos. This following recent rumours that he and Scarlett Johansson have split, By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Lilo: London Ladders & Missing Items My girl was looking rather unkempt in London at the weekend – check out her hose. Now if Eva Green was walking around with ladders in her nylons, I’d be all over it with praise. But on Lindsay Lohan, it’s just another complementary attribute to her Dirty Face and By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Stav’s Chicken Nuggets It’s a few days old, buried under the avalanche of the Cruise, but worth your time anyway. Have you ever heard the Greek Stav speak? Seriously…his voice trips me out! Goddess bless X17 for the video – have a listen. He speaks a little French, surprisingly deep, the “Chicken By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
