Kate Moss Junkie Pete Rises Again – Kate Better with Leo? Shocker! Pete Doherty stopped by police and crack was found in his car, which naturally means he’s using again, and please…save it with the “just because it’s in his car doesn’t mean he’s using” excuse. A person with his history of addiction doesn’t get By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Tina Fey vs Hollywood Ebola I f&ckin’ LOVE this! And I LOVE Tina Fey. Tina Fey who wrote the brilliant screenplay for Mean Girls. Tina Fey who is one of the smartiest, funniest, sexiest women in showbiz (my husband would, he definitely would)…Tina Fey just lay the smackdown on Paris Hilton and By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss About Daniel Craig Many of you are excited about the new Bond, Daniel Craig. And rightly so. Jolie laide – ugly sexy – is that what you call it? I’m all over it gossips. Just like many of you are all over Clive Owen who would also have made a great 007 but the By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Pene Pirelli Source Damn-uh. Look at those guns! Look at those curves! Maybe it’s not a bad thing she’s a maybe gaybe? Seriously though…no wonder Tom broke up with her. Can you imagine how disgusted he must have been by this body? By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Ellen Barkin is a crazy bitch Which is why I adore her! First of all, for an older broad, she’s sexy as all hell. Starring in Oceans 13 with the boys – she will be fantastic. Next, it’s her balls. Love her balls. Ellen’s tangled up in a messy divorce with Ron Perelman, big By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Maddox is the new Aniston Source TMZ A veritable hair icon, non? Check him out, rocking his new ‘do: Asian gangsta ponytail made adorable by the only and only Madd. Even more reason for Jen to hate him… Poor Jen. First her man, then her mane. Will the deluge never stop??? By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Keri Russell JD Fortune trumps Lukas Rossi? Well, well, well… NOT SAFE FOR WORK – CAUTION! Look what just arrived in my inbox. It"s super, super smutty, but I"m a dirty smutter, and i just had to share. So you know I"ve been comparing assets between that JD Fortune (blech) and Lukas By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: self harming? According to The Sun, these marks on her wrist are the result of cutting – contrary to what her publicist said about a fractured wrist or a minor scrape, The Sun had a medical professional analyse the marks and contends that my Lilo’s wounds could be self inflicted. Nothing to By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Pitt Protection out of control, the Pitts in NO? Interesting the contrast, don’t you think? On the one hand, the smiling Scientologists grinning away, a thousand celebrities in tow, happy to primp for the cameras, on the other, the Pitts in India causing a stink, or at least their overzealous security team. Just a few weeks ago, one By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen gives back too! In an effort to prove that she actually does more than sunbathe and smoke cigarettes and cry with her friends and deny being engaged and breaking up with men she was never dating in the first place, Jennifer Aniston has decided to join the growing list of celebrities making headlines By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Leo Ascends the Freebie Five Yes – the Freebie Five is still broken. I’m attempting to fix it later today. And again, just in case you’ve forgotten the current iteration: David, George, Leo, Hot Harry on the Horse, then Borat. Until today. Today there will be a shake up. Today, Leo will rise to By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Heather Mills: Golddigger contaminates America Widely discredited in Britain, Heather Mills has set her sites on the US, where she has arrived (LA) for an exclusive sit down interview with Extra – like 2nd or even 3rd tier, don’t you think? No doubt Paul’s scheming bitch of an ex will try to gain sympathy By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank Kate Winslet & the Little Children An early contender for best actress, momentum has worn off for Kate Winslet not for lack of critical acclaim but in the absence of a huge high profile push a la Harvey Weinstein for Sienna Miller – more on that later. Still, by all accounts, Kate’s performance in Little Children By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt My Gwyneth & The Prince An uppercrust evening of philanthropy and doesn’t my snotty favourite fit right in? Kind of reminds me – those rumours a few years ago, just before Chris, that she was dating Spanish Crown Prince Felipe…I was never able to get anything confirmed or otherwise on that situation, although she By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes JLo & the GMD As you know, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to the wedding…some say it’s because Marc has been asked to perform – innocent enough, right? Hmmmm… Do you recall JLo’s growing bond with Leah Remini? Over the summer, shopping, lunching, walking, scientologising perhaps for the benefit of By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Anna Nicole Smith KFed Jr picks up the slack Now that the Original has been cut off, nice to see Junior is holding down the golddiggery. After all, someone has to make a living. As I reported yesterday on eTalk, super exclusive dirt on Tori and KFed Jr: what they’re selling, how they’re selling it, who they’ By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
