Intro for Nov 16, 2006 Dear Gossips, Yesterday, Wednesday, was a busy day. If you missed any posts, including new pics of Little Sci, go through the archives by clicking on “THIS WEEK” from the left hand side of your page to get caught up. Today is Thursday, continuous blogging, check back often for fresh By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Wrong: Star Jones Chill. I’m not saying only skinny girls can wear mini dresses. All I’m saying is that an animal like Star Jones should not be – a rare kind of monstrosity I can only describe as “eye raping”… Have I ruined your day? As my mother would say: bitch lost By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Tara Reid Tara: From the Mall to the State Pageant…runner-up My affection and sympathy to MK at DListed.com whose morning was ruined today because Tara Reid’s recent surgeries have rendered her halfway decent, sparing her from the kind of venomous but hilarious ridicule that is Michael’s trademark. As you can see, Tara’s improvement is remarkable and By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz The Daily Ageless: Alyssa Milano To me, she still looks EXACTLY like Samantha Micelli. Have always had soft spot for her. Maybe it’s the 80s nostalgia, maybe it’s just that she’s an attractive, attractive girl, maybe it’s how she reminds me of my cousin Cat – picture a Chinese girl who looks By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Demi Moore The Daily Ageless Pt 2: Michelle Yeoh At the Bond premiere in London. Michelle Yeoh is 44…Michelle Yeoh – work or not – looks better than Demi Moore, and that’s saying A LOT. It’s the Asian thing you know? Whiteys have the eye colour advantage and the crease above the lid and some height advantages too By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Me & Addison Shameless self promotion – STOP READING now if you can’t stand it. eTalk tonight – catch my interview with Kate Walsh and see what she has to say about a possible love triangle with the hotness that is Dr Karev. Of all the beauties I interviewed that week, I swear, Kate By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Janet Jackson DirtyFace Hosts the WMAs World Music Awards, London, tonight, Michael Jackson scheduled to perform, Lilo and her dirtyface – again – present and accounted for. Too much drinking or smoking or toking or snorting or all of the above? I know I get the face bloat too after overindulging in glasses of red. But I’m By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
George Clooney Angie at McD’s My Gwyneth swore she’d never let her kids eat there but then again, my Gwyneth is a lovely, snotty, elitist bitch. Unlike the carefully cultivated public image of Mother Angelina who’s just down with humanity and eats what the world eats and lives how the world lives, ok? By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Clay Aiken KFed: the Black Marker Message Praise Goddess – I think this just cost him $5 million. AT LEAST. Today is a great day. Today we learned that KFed is poh. Today we learned that he can’t afford to eat, that he has to resort to smuggling booze out of restaurants because he’s too broke By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Daniel Craig There’s Something About Eva The dress. It’s certainly not safe. And likely not popular. But I don’t know. Somehow, on this night, for this occasion, on EVA GREEN…it worked for me. I mean the Queen was coming and there’s a controversial new Bond (why??? Daniel Craig is the hotness – have By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: DirtyFace does London...again Sigh. It’s back. Lilo and her foundation problems – what the FRUCK is the problem??? Here she is, newly arrived in London, eager to hit the circuit – first stop Bond, the premiere then the afterparty, dirtyface noticeably dirtier as the night wore on, bloatface also present and accounted for. Interestingly By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds The Daily Farfetched: Reese & Jake? It’s a longshot but wouldn’t it be nice??? Here they are on the set of their new movie Rendition looking super comfortable, super compatible – much, much too soon of course…unless like Brad the marriage was over long ago? Unless like Brad her heart had given up way By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham It’s George I’ll be wrong for George any day – ANY day. George who is smart and funny and gorgeous, who SHOULD be #2 on the Freebie Five if not for my sh-tty web skills, George who jokes that Brad will be mad seeing as the Two Time moniker was the only By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: free but not quite cleansed As you know, Britney went home to Louisiana this weekend, choosing to spend time with family rather than party in South Beach as previously reported. Nice to see that the “shower and look nice” trend is continuing, though I suppose it was too much to expect that she’d be By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Colin Farrell Intro for Nov 15, 2006 Dear Gossips, Not Matt, not McDreamy (thank Goddess) but George. For the 2nd time in a row, George Clooney has been named the Sexiest Man Alive. And to quote Gay Wentie Miller – Brava, People. Brava indeed. As for Nicole Richie – it’s not often that I believe celebrities but in By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed is the new Gest After spoiling Liza Minelli’s life for the better part of 2 years and then trying to extort her in a nasty divorce, David Gest is scraping the bottom of the barrel, appearing as a contestant in the British reality show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
