Renee Zellweger The Maid & Makeup Exclusive Giveaway! More holiday gift ideas if you haven’t finished your shopping. Two prizes, four winners. First for readers in Canada: lifeEXPERIENCES, the ultimate gift card for convenience and pampering, now available at Shopper’s Drug Mart – I’m giving away TWO Merry Maids certificates (just to be clear, 2 people By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: a PDA clinic You don’t kiss for three minutes on camera and release the footage to the world press. You don’t envelop each other in an airtight embrace every Saturday for the benefit of the pappies, or trade saliva on the red carpet, or profess your “magnificent, amazing, awesome, incredible” love By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo De-Bloats? Maybe it’s just my holiday positivity. I asked for a geeky video game for Christmas, I think I might be getting it. Maybe that’s what it is – the thought of getting through the 3 days with my screaming nephews and niece hiding away in a corner with my By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Wonky Email Sorry subscribers – I don’t know what’s up with my email, am still trying to fix it, have sent clues 3 times to no avail. As such, clues below. When it’s fixed, clues directly to your inbox will resume. Thanks and so sorry for the inconvenience! Digits on By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Angelina: on Brad, on marriage, on Jennifer You’ve seen the Vogue cover, some of the gorgeous inside shots, now little by little, the article details are emerging – an interview in which she agreed to be asked about her relationship, her personal life, and even Jennifer Aniston, sure to spark a sh-tload of debate over interpretation. USA By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Hot Harry beats Beaver Will Hot Harry on a Horse – for me, since they were young, from the very beginning it has always been Harry. And now, side by side, as the hotness of the spare is showcased in sharp contrast to the dork of the heir…I mean really, is there really any question? By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Kid Rock Richard Gere, Sly Stallone…and the gerbil You’ve heard the gerbil story, right? For years people believed it was legit. Like that Phil Collins song about someone drowning in a pool and then he invited the guy to his concert and made him feel like sh-t – you know that story? Well that story totally never happened. By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Paris Hilton teaches me English Much has been made of Lindsay’s incoherent rambling, the egregious inclusion of the letter “I” in ADEQUATE, the attempt at sounding articulate, that common sin flagrantly committed by most celebrities – speaking without a script, sounding assy without dialogue that’s been written for them. True in Lilo’s case, By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt All Hail The Chosen One Pages of the new Hello Magazine – the entire family photographed in Cambodia and The Chosen One prominently on display. Look. At. This. Child. Actually…let me clarify: the close up is gorgeous. In the family shot, she looks kinda fake. Totally beautiful…but fake. Another thing while I’m at By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Intro for Dec 12, 2006 Dear Gossips, You’re sick of Britney’s lady folds, you’re sick of TomKat’s neverending wedding, and after the next couple of weeks, you might get sick of Brad and Angelina. More photos, more magazine interviews, The Chosen One fully exposed…and yes, she is an exception. Click By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Angie: the red carpet debut! It happened! Didn"t think it was likely on this occasion but it happened. And as I"ve been telling you for weeks, they"ve been carefully planning their debut, especially around awards season...the time is clearly right for them to cement their relationship in public, By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Matthew McConaughey: the perfect orange love match Some taboid reported the bogus story a few weeks ago - that Jennifer Aniston had expressed interest in Matthew McConaughey. No one bought it at the time but when you think about it...actually, when you look at it, it wouldn"t be a bad match, non? Literally...it& By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee: Fresh-faced for Miss Potter Her skin - looking remarkably…NEW…is it not? Like a layer freshly surfaced or an old one scrubbed and peeled off, not that that’s a bad thing, not at all actually – I think she looks great – it’s just the sort of thing that jumps out and begs By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Mad About Violet I love her. No. I am crazy about her. And since little Apple Martin isn’t so little, fully entrenched in the bratty 3-6 year range, I couldn’t be happier to have Violet occupy the cutest famous baby spot until the Chosen One is trotted out for public consumption. By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Enrique Iglesias Officially Mrs Iglesias? Late 2004 - the rumours were persistent but never officially confirmed. In fact, the two have remained coy, admitting it at times, denying it at others, with their mouthpiece declining to seal it either way. But after a quiet 2 years of undercover loving, during which Anna has apparently developed By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Lake Bell Britney Becoming Cam It’s not that I don’t think she looks good – she does look good. Going dark takes away the redneck chicken fried vibe of her previous weave and it’s never a bad thing to scale back on the trash. Problem is the timing. The timing sucks. Because even By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
