Kate Moss Kate Hates Heather, Everybody Hates Heather In a scathing article today in the London Sun, it has been reported that Kate Moss has offerred to defend the McCartney family if necessary against Heather Mills"s ludicrous claims of abuse. Kate apparently called the allegations utter bullsh-t and described Heather as a "f-cking gazelle" By Lainey • Oct 25, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Does Several Years Mean Seven Years? Big scandalous headline on The National Enquirer: Brad Pitt and a Hooker! Angelina in Tears! Flip it open however and get the small print. Some whore, literally, has written a book about her famous clientele - Brad was allegedly one of the paying customers: a $500 encounter that was efficient, By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley Hurley in Black...but still the same She"s not wearing white with her tits pouring out and yet, and yet. Elizabeth Hurley still manages to look exactly the same...which isn"t so cute these days, is it? Must be the hair. Is it the hair? Is it the bump at the end of By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Ebola & Firecrotch Reunited According to Lilo"s MySpace, she and Paris are friends again. According to X17 they are sealing their reconciliation with a toke - seen here at Hyde last night. Haven"t you heard? Hugging it out is so yesterday, bitch. And toking up is the new making up By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Homewrecker Hunting in Vancouver Heads up Vancouver - Tori and KFed Jr have landed. This just in from my girl Jen P who saw them walking along Robson. Not sure why they"re here, I"m guessing Pam"s new movie Blonde & Blonder? Like I said, just a guess...but By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Faith Hill Jennifer Aniston: please believe them Jennifer braved Broadway last night for the 6th Annual 24 Hour Plays Benefit. Her friends and colleagues told People Magazine and anyone else who would listen that Jen was super talented and wonderful and gracious and didn"t talk about her personal life but contributed as much as anyone By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Demi & Ashton: Gary"s back Also at the Hollywood Awards Gala. So he says she dresses him. He says he matches her lead. Really? Because I find it very, very hard to believe that Demi Moore approves of Ashton"s Gary. For those of you new to the site, Gary is a character from By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Penelope Cruz Penelope Cruz: gala pants Now this is more like it. Not that her ensemble will do anything to dissuade the Beard Hunters but she did rock the tuxedo beautifully at the 10 Annual Hollywood Awards Gala last night - in a sea of gowns and girly frocks, Pene wore pants and looked perfect. The By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt George Clooney: THE Man"s Man And THE Ladies" Man. And THE Gay"s Man. But today, George is THE Man"s Man. Forget the pansy haired McDreamy, forget the Three Whiskers of Bloom, forget even Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhall. According to men, George is THE MAN, ranked #1 in a survey By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
The Most Beautiful Friend On the outside at least. Courteney Cox is stunning, non? Maybe, maybe just a tad too frozen but still…total gorgessity, the most fantastic nose in Hollywood, and way more deserving of a golden following, though perhaps less inclined to pimp her love live in exchange for fame. Also stunning? By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Cruise Confirms EVERYTHING Some celebrities fight the truth every step of the way. Not because the truth ain't the truth but because when their 2 week fight against the truth culminates on Oprah, it makes for really, really great press. Still others don't say a word, preferring not to By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola Homewrecks Again??? Thanks to several astute readers including Michelle T for pointing out that the icky looking fella groping Paris Hilton in Vegas this weekend is none other than Cris Angel who, five minutes ago, was dating Minnie Driver – photos from Perezzle. Yet another victim, next another unsuspecting girlfriend scorned by Paris By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Kevtwan Labritnius…or Kevtwan LaBritnia??? Multiple news agencies are now reporting that SPF v 2 may not be SPF v 2 but a little girl named Jayden, at least that’s what KFed’s grandma or some other member of the illustrious Federline family has taken to calling their second bank deposit. People Magazine is By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The UNSympathetic Kidman??? No one in Nashville has seen her and even though her new image will likely be again the poor victim, Defamer is reporting that Extra has have video footage of Nicole Kidman going to a movie with a girlfriend at the Arclight on Sunday...just 2 days after Keith Urban By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Why I Love Borat You still baffled? The first 4 minutes of the movie have been leaked so get your quick fix here but be warned: You will be forever changed, your loins will never be the same…THAT is the power of Borat. Enjoy! By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
