Jennifer Hudson Goodbye Matthew People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2006 is expected to be announced tomorrow, and like at any beauty pageant where the outgoing queen is given the opportunity for a final farewell lap, I think it’s only fair to offer the same for Matthew McConaughey, even though he wore By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Toni McKay will never age Probably the worst piece of acting, like, ever but that moment when Dylan pulled Toni out of the car, after she’d been killed by a bullet originally intended for Dylan by a mercenary hired by her father to remove him from her life – in the pouring rain, with Brandon By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Garner: taupe is pretty I’m telling you…since she had her kid, I’ve fallen totally in love with taupe. Taupe is what I call Jennifer Garner. Taupe is not offensive, taupe is far from interesting, taupe is bland, taupe is the colour that gets chosen by the insecure bride to ensure that By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Orlando Bloom Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
David Beckham Possessive Posh hates the Pound Snoop Dogg says he wanted to hang with Becks but was shut down by his wife because she thought he’d be a bad influence…and can you blame her??? With all due respect to Snoop, and I do love Snoop, he doesn’t exactly make for innocent company especially By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole and the New Idea Check out these scans from an Australian magazine called New Idea – exclusive photos of Keith Urban at Betty Ford with a few other patients and enjoying some personal time with his wife. Quite intimate, non? In’it amazing the pappies were able to get so close? And still no recent By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Natalie Portman Natalie & Gael: not the “EX” British papers and blogs today are reporting that Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal have reunited, making out publicly in a London club last night. Warning: gloating ahead. As I’ve reported all along, most recently on October 23rd, they’ve been back together for ALMOST A YEAR! So why By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick Lachey: bored of Blondes & Breasts This photo – my favourite of the day, it kills me. Nick at Vanessa’s bday party in Vegas, apparently oblivious to the boatload of blonde breasts just behind him. I prefer to think of it as gradual numbness. Being married to set of hooters and not much else for 3 By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen My Borat de-Kazakhed Us Weekly is reporting that Rolling Stone has scored a straight up interview with my #5 Sacha Baron Cohen – note the Freebie Five is currently not up to date because of unexpected glitches during site updates this weekend. For the record – Borat holds down the fifth spot, praise Buddha. Sacha By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira Knightley: The Underbite in Profile Although she looks much lovelier without makeup than she does with, for me it’s the underbite and by association, that jaw that has always kept Keira off my list of girl crushes. Watch her, any of her movies, you will note that the bottom set of teeth matches up By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Hugh Laurie My Borat Attacked! Some loser didn’t get the joke, assaulted my lover in NYC who apparently had to be rescued by Hugh Laurie, poor thing. Consolation? Another Kazakh domination at the box office – 2% increase over last week after opening in more theatres, a nice exclamation mark on the Republican losses of By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Tara Reid The Daily Mall Girl: Tara Reid It’s certainly an improvement – no doubt. Tara at the AFI event over the weekend looking not drunk and not hungover. Very impressive. And still…no matter what she does, no matter how much surgery she gets to fix the surgery, the best Tara will ever be is what I By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Angie on set, not pregnant As Marianne Pearl, nice transformation, photos taken today… You will note the flat stomach – obviously NO sign of pregnancy …how many times do I have to tell you to take Star and Life & Style off your smut list? Oh and about the Pitt tropical vacay plans…still no confirmation By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Kid Rock Lukas in Australia Straight from sources in Sydney where he arrived on promo last week. Lukas then went on to Melbourne to appear at Flemington Race Course on Saturday to present the Rock Star Supernova Stakes trophy to the winning horse, charmed everyone in sight, D&G shades on non stop, described By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Family Pitt Weekend In India, giving Madd and Z some quality parenting time, the perfect Pitts on promenade on the streets of Mumbai withOUT a 10 member swat team in full attack mode. Sure, they have security and of course, they would have to given the sheer numbers they’re walking through to By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Denise on Pam & Kid? First of all – have you seen these? Check out Pam in a tight blue dress, photos taken Wednesday, AFTER the miscarriage that took place a few days before, a pregnancy that was in its very early stages, no more than 8 weeks. Not that I’m a baby expert, given By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
