Ashlee Simpson One Simpson Success Even though she barely looks like herself these days, even though she allegedly sought the assistance of the Hollywood Diet Doctors for rapid thinnification, even though she"s the daughter of a creepy Papa Pimp, I have to tell you… I"m impressed. Ashlee Simpson has engineered herself By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt La Jolie Vogue Photographed by Annie Leibovitz, Angelina Jolie is expected to grace the cover of Vogue just in time to support the 22 December release of The Good Shepherd directed by Robert DeNiro, co-starring Matt Damon, filmed when the Chosen One was conceived, in which she"s said to have an By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom The Daily Nelly: Three Whiskers is hottie For the record, I do not think that Orlando Bloom is gay. I do however think he"s a bit of a Nelly. And if you don"t know what a Nelly is, it must mean you don"t have a main gay. And if you don& By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Gossip is News Can you believe it? Heads up Vancouver - starting 25 September, I"ll be appearing every Monday and Wednesday on CTV News at 5pm with Coleen Christie on Channel 9… different from what I do on eTalk, more freestyle, and just for me, they"re putting in a By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Leo in Details Speaking of Gisele, here"s Leo in Details, on promo just in time for The Departed. Not a huge fan, never taken with the Titanic wave, like Justin Timberlake, always a bit of a pipsqueak, although I do admire how he"s been able to parlay the teenybop By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Sofia Coppola: pregnancy fashion Here she is, chic as ever, leaving the Marmont on Friday night after a party - Kiki D was there as well. Can you tell? I can"t tell. Maybe around the face but still, even though it"s black, I"m trying to make out a By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Emmy Rossum: stick a needle in my eye It"s no secret my disdain for Emmy Rossum. In my books, there is nothing more tedious than a doe eyed overgrown 10 year old with rosy cheeks and too many giggles. Which is why every time I see her grace a red carpet, sometimes in a twinkly princess By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Mischa Barton: Face Ages, Feet Grow Other than the fact that she"s a collossal mother-hating bitch, I love Mischa Barton. Mostly for her clothes, also because she"s super cute, and it doesn"t hurt that she had cellulite at 18 - always a good pick me up. Since her return from By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor David Schwimmer in London So… Is he pinging your gaydar or what? Just curious, "cause mine is going bananas… Photo source By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Dear Gwyneth: what friends are for I frequently contend that much of the ridiculous that "TRANSPIRES" in Hollywood can be attributed to the fact that these people are desperately lacking in genuine friendship, with a loosely formulated theory still in its infancy that supposes that the more famous the celebrity, the less authenticity exists By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: Church Fashion Assy It is well known the arms length affection that exists between Posh and Elle. For months now there have swirled rumours, rumours that The Body covets the property of The Posh, rumours that The Becks did indeed goose The Body, resulting in rumours that The Posh keeps her friends close By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Gisele Bundchen Gisele Bundchen makes everyone hot I know there are the Bana fans out there, the ones who write to me on occasion, arguing for his place on the Freebie 5. Said it before and I"ll say it again… he"s definitely attractive. But - please forgive me and remember, I"m By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Shannon Elizabeth Gwyneth & Chris: The Marriage Nose My China people have a saying, rougly translated: Husband/Wife Common Face, which means that when two people are right for each other, their respective facial fortunes reveal many similarities, and we"ll just ignore the fact that this probably originated back in the day when sister and brothers By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The photos, the Foundation, the philanthopy Sorry. I was supposed to write the other day about the recent Jolie-Pitt Foundation announcement - the news that they have established their own charitable arm, with a first gift of $1 million going to Global Action for Children and another million being directed to Doctors Without Borders - money By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Donald Trump The Lilo Split: Exit Harry, Enter Anorexia And maybe some hardcore drugs while we"re at it, since nothin" works like heartbreak to get rid of that extra summer weight which is exactly what happened last time, post-Wilmer, and a brand new Lindsay 25 pounds lighter. In case you haven"t heard, according to By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth for AMEX, Gwyneth for Pleasures I know that my choice in best friend is not a popular one. I understand why she"s cloying, why she appeals to less than 1 in 10: She doesn"t try to make you like her, she doesn"t pretend to be your best friend, she By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
