Gary Oldman Brad Pitt: Unlimited Goodness It just doesn’t stop, does it? First the weekend parenting hotness, now another side of the Pitt – getting his hands dirty alongside other volunteers and workers in Patan Village yesterday, “as part of the Jimmy Carter Project to build 100 homes in a week for the underprivileged section of By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank The Daily Gorgessity: Kate Winslet Love.Her. Consider this: Hilary Swank, that deceitful little bitch, has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet, the beautiful, the talented, the incomparable Kate Winslet, has none. WTF??? The good news is Little Children should earn her another nomination in what promises to be a tough year and while I would not By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Haylie Duff The Daily Upholstery: Hilary Duff On a sofa, perhaps. Window dressing? Sure, depending on your taste. Even a bed spread works. But on a body, at a gala, worn by Hilary Duff? This dress is total f&cking ass. And the way she wore it is even assier. Here’s Hilary looking like sh-t By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Brandon Davis The Daily Divorcee: Whitney & Halle Divorced and thriving – not that I’m pro-split or anything but in both their cases, it was undeniably a good thing, spiritually AND physically. Here are Whitney and Halle at the Carousel of Hope Ball at the weekend, both looking divine, both celebrating post-divorce freedom…especially Whitney. The rehab bloat By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum “HEATHER-ing” is the New Vomit Gotta love Stella McCartney – notoriously opposed to her father’s relationship with that golddigging slut from the very beginning, Stella is naturally livid over Heather’s recent suggestions that her mother Linda had also been abused by Paul…so much so that she apparently flew into a rage and threatened By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Katie sells, the GMD suppresses Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Lilo & Nicole: unravelling together Widely believed to have entered rehab for an eating disorder last week, Nicole Richie was – where else? – at Hyde on Saturday night and reportedly collapsed and had to be carried out. Later that evening/near dawn, Lindsay Lohan appeared dishevelled and disoriented, pulled over on the side of the road, By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Jude Law The Daily Dandy Everywhere: Jude Law Don’t you just love the tufts popping up to say a manly-man Hello Ladies! Check out Jude on promo for Breaking & Entering, looking rather tired of late – lingering after effects from his wild week in Louisiana last month? So do you remember when Chris Rock hosted the Oscars By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa distraught This is apparently not for a scene – poor Mischa clearly distressed not because she almost looked great last night but reportedly because her relationship with that skid is over. Not to be insensitive at such a sensitive time but perhaps if one good thing can happen from this it would By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck I Heart The Family Affleck Violet Affleck is going to break me. If not for the unshakeable knowledge that I would birth a serial killer, I swear this child could almost warm my ovaries – quite an accomplishment considering the thought of having my own is almost worse than having to look at Emmy Rossum all By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton The Daily Just Miss: Mischa Barton Call me Cruise, I know you will disagree vociferously, but for a few small details, I think this would have worked. As it were, those details were missing and as such, Mischa Barton looked like ass last night at The Fashion Group Event. The dress is cute, even the black By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton The Constant Gwyneth Feast or famine when it comes to my best friend – yet another outing last night at the Night of Stars gala in NYC. Aerin Lauder was honoured at the event - Aerin Lauder of Estee Lauder, of course, who signed Gwyneth to Pleasures, of course, which is why she showed By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Anne Hathaway Anne vs Emmy: Battle of the Doe Eyed Brunettes Call it a draw on the dress – old lady at the opera, you know what I mean – though if we HAVE to choose, I suppose Emmy has a slight edge… b But what’s in a dress when the wearer makes you want to vomit sugar? Between the two, it’ By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Hilary Swank Julianne Forever One of my favourites - also attended the Night of Stars Event last night. Hilary Swank and her horse chompers has 2 Oscars and Julianne has none – it’s a huge Hollywood injustice, non? Hilary Swank? Please. Julianne on the other hand – please, please more. Even when she’s wearing By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Garner: the 10 month process I approve. Violet arrived in December, Jennifer took her time, Jennifer did not starve, Jennifer had to endure people speculating about a 2nd pregnancy because her bulge didn’t evaporate overnight and now ten months later, Jennifer has regained form, looking fit and natural and healthy and normal a few By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Dirty Face does Demi Lilo at the Xbox party this week – straight dark locks, junky lookin’ make up per usual, a curious copy case of Demi Moore…modelling her daughter and now modelling after the mother. Is just me or does Demi, two decades older, look much, much better? With assistance, of course but By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
