Victoria Beckham Posh & Becks: hot sex causes alopecia? My girl Vick apparently told an audience that she arrived at the now infamous bob because the sex was so rough her hair extensions kept falling out. Love, love, love. She also went on to say that she completely worships her husband, that she considers herself fortunate to have landed By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Alba The Alba Demon: making nice…or just dumb? Thanks to MD and TD for the tip... If you’re familiar with my site, you have likely read about the Alba Terrorisation of Vancouver over the course of the last couple of months. Her attitude has reached near legendary proportions here with many tales of horrible treatment to on By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Reese & Ryan: Us Weekly WARNING – GLOATING AHEAD. Stop reading now if you can’t stand it. Check out the new cover of Us Weekly with more information on the separation including eye witness accounts of Ryan openly making out with a blonde at a sushi restaurant, presumed to be Abbie Cornish. The magazine contends By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Gary Oldman Reese and the Way Turns out my Nashville sources aren’t just good for Urban dirt. Townsfolk are normally tight lipped about this sh-t but hey, when the heat is on, I suppose people get a little lax. Several locals have been in touch about the local rumour mill, apparently the worst kept secret By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Pipsqueak hosts MTV Europe The show goes down tomorrow, here’s Pipsqueak at the press conference today, driving the teenyboopers crazy. What 14 year old could resist this wink? So I’ll admit that I love My Love. It’s a hot groove, can’t get enough…because the falsetto is fantastic for the By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Reese & Ryan: the other woman and the other women How about the National Enquirer? Three weeks, three lock tight, slam dunk home runs beginning with the Grey’s Anatomy controversy…clearly stepping up to the smut game and delivering huge. As you know, they were the first to reveal the identity of Ryan Philippe’s *latest* on set fling, By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed confirms, sells, and sucks up So Kevin Federline announced yesterday via USA Today the name of his 4th child – a boy with Britney called Jayden James, something we’ve known for days, but curiously only confirmed on Tuesday, October 31st…the day his album dropped. The man is imaginative, non? Imaginative and also desperate. Word By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jess: Better With Less I know it’s not readily apparent, my appreciation for Jessie’s looks, especially when she insists on looking like ass 99% of the time. But the thing is, when she’s not jamming her body into sausage casing, when her linebacker shoulders aren’t on prominent display, when her By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Owen Wilson The Daily Heathering: Emmy Rossum My new favourite word: Heathering Perhaps a better word: Rossum-ing. Use it in a sentence? We came home from vacay and noticed the expired milk container was emitting the most rossum odour. Or… The septic tank overflowed and the Wilson’s lawn was now flooded with its rossuming contents, fouling By Lainey • Oct 31, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Paris Hilton: Slut Trumps Loser Me? I’d rather be called a loser than a slut. But in Paris Hilton’s world, being called a Loser is worse than being poor. And this is exactly what Page Six has implied. Paris was apparently in full spread at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party the other night, By Lainey • Oct 31, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad Pitt: the good, the wet, the creepy I’ll start with the good, just to pacify the psychotic Brangelinas. As you know, Brad helped out with Habitat for Humanity on Monday in India, and contrary to local reports that indicate he only stayed for half an hour (just in time for pictures), I’m told by 2 By Lainey • Oct 31, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Death of Sunkissed Illusion:Reese & Ryan Over! First reported by TMZ, the couple has released a statement confirming they have separated and Reese has already contacted the same divorce lawyer who repped Jennifer Aniston. As already noted, they did look super stiff at the Flags NYC premiere, and their togetherness appearances *only* during campaign season were suspect By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds The Weekly Notebook: Rachel/Ryan ooey gooey Dear McGoslings - here"s your fix. Fresh from Lora G in Toronto...start squealing now "cause your favourite couple went out for dinner on Saturday and like omigosh they were touching the whole time and like so totally together and happy and full of ooey gooey sweetness By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Ellen Hosts the Oscars My Canadian exclusive interview with Ellen DeGeneres airs tonight only on eTalk!!! And if you don’t live in Canada, visit the eTalk site here to view the clip. Ellen hosting the Oscars… Love, love, love. By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Homewrecking in Canada First a waitress in Toronto, then across the Canadian coast to Vancouver? Why is my country producing such low class trash??? This rumour is apparently legendary in Vancouver and is apparently common knowledge in the company. Also a restaurant employee, at a restaurant chain in Vancouver well known for extremely By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Posh & Katie: The End of the Sisterhood? The UK Daily Mail is reporting that relations might not be so friendly these days between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham following a row the two reportedly had over weight loss – or more precisely, Vicky’s suggestion that Katie lose more of it before walking down the aisle. Posh By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
