Monday Morning Horny for the Ladies & the Gays My main "mo Darren sent this along - of course he did! And I have just spent the last 30 minutes replaying the bathtub segment. The first two boxes are so f-cking hot, I still can"t believe it. And I mean total, unadulterated, loin quiveration NON STOP! By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Gwen & the King-hawk Maddox Jolie"s follicle protégé - isn"t Kingston cute??? Have a look at Gwen and baby out on the weekend, every hair in place and, unlike other mums, very proud to be showing off her boy. As you can see, Gwen is back in fighting form - By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Mel Gibson Rethinking Little George? Thanks to Val for sending this along - an outtake from George Clooney"s recent Vanity Fair shoot. Instant loin de-quiveration if you ask me. Number 2 on my Freebie Five appears to be standing on a stool to keep up with Gemma Ward in what looks to be By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Natalie Portman Natalie Portman: Audrey spirit + GGB You"ve seen the much talked about Bazaar cover with Hepburn"s famous dress, now here"s a look at another photo from the front - stunning, non? Interesting to note - Natalie is friends with Audrey"s son Sean Ferrer and he has referred to By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Billionaire Tee Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are designing clothes. Their new line is called The Row. Their first high profile product is a The Perfect Tee, perfect because the Olsens spent 9 months designing it with one signature French seam that runs down the back - the same seam that is used By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z The Daily 80s: Lori Loughlin Source Speaking of Full House… Never mind the assy outfit, Uncle Jesse"s wife is aging well with assistance, non? Always thought she was so pretty, always mixed her up for some reason with Daphne Zuniga - why is that? By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
The stoic Paul, the relentless Heather Have you ever caught someone in a lie and instead of conceding, all they can do is offer more lies to explain the original lies? Have you ever found yourself in an argument with a Classic Drama Queen who, when called out for bad behaviour, routinely resorts to hysterics and By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate sings, Kate pregnant? F*ck I hope not. Here"s Kate Moss on stage with Pete Doherty at the weekend, looking a mess and covered with white wine, ciggie in hand as usual, even though some relative of his has conveniently revealed to the UK Sunday Mirror that she"s pregnant. By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Malawi Hates Madonna The adoption story that just.won"t.die. So little David goes home to La Madge. Malawi groups oppose the adoption, objecting to - among other things - the Hollywoodification of the process - even though the boy"s biological father angrily defended Madge"s new motherhood By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Let Them Eat Cake Famous words not spoken but today, they could not be more applicable. Like Marie Antoinette, my Kiki has never been popular. More than Marie Antoinette, my Kiki does not give a sh-t. And I adore her for it. I also adore her new shorter "do. Works for me. As By Lainey • Oct 20, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban Keith Urban: Rehab and the Rumours In case you haven"t heard Keith Urban has announced he"s checked into rehab, just one week after the National Enquirer broke the story that he cheated on Nicole Kidman with a porn star 3 months before they were married. His statement was as follows: "I By Lainey • Oct 20, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Chosen One emerges! Shiloh sighted in with mom in Jaipur, India as Brad reportedly worked on a commercial. Baby Z as you can see is in the background being held by that lovely security fellow who lost his sh-t last week on a photographer. Not that you can tell so early but so By Lainey • Oct 20, 2006 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Now THIS is Best Dressed The Black Boring Dress…or this??? She may have been styled but it"s really how you *wear* the clothes, on and off the glossy…and I think we can all agree - no one wears them like Cate Blanchett. Not even my Gwyneth. November Vogue, no words are By Lainey • Oct 20, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Gwyneth: down memory lane With this week"s announcement that Brad Pitt and my Gwynnie will be reunited professionally, I got a little nostalgic, you know? She was his angel, it took 7 years of black dress boredom to get over her, their love was a Golden Age, and while "Brangelina" By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: No First Shame Take a look at this photo. Provocative, non? Would it make you feel any different to learn that HER FATHER took this??? And sold them to WireImage? Sorry…maybe I'm just an Asian prude but to me? That's f-cking creepy. There is nothing profound in saying By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Hot Hector quivers your loins But not mine. Still…he was the ONLY redeeming factor Brad Pitt"s atrocious Troy and I can appreciate why many of you find him Freebie-worthy, especially in the pages of Fade In Magazine. Those odd little lips that taper down from face don"t look too alarming By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
