Ashlee Simpson Jessica’s Downward Spiral I’d say it’s time for an emergency Simpson Summit, wouldn’t you? I mean at this point, even I’m feeling a little sorry for the poor little twat. And if the bleeding doesn’t stop, I fear we might have another Hollywood breakdown on our hands. Let’ By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson The Lilo and the Ring So you saw the ring yesterday, many of you have written to ask about the rumoured engagement, especially now that she’s flashing that rock around like she desperately wants you to notice. And THAT is the precisely the point, savvy? I have no inside information to confirm or debunk By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton Drinks and Drives Infecting the gossip scene with her revolting brand of Fame Ebola is one thing, endangering the lives of innocent people is something else, and failing to own up to the responsibility of it is exactly what makes so many Hollywood players beneath contempt. In case you haven"t heard, By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Janet Jackson Pacey PDA According to Page Six things are still VERY hot and heavy between Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger, so much so that she couldn’t keep her hands and lips off of him during a date dinner recently – as in a full on 30 second tongue and throat massage before she By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
The Starbucks Garden Party Heads up for all of you in Toronto! Starbucks is celebrating their TIFF sponsorship by throwing a Green Carpet Garden Party THURSDAY from 2pm – 6pm on Cumberland across from Sassafraz. Coffee, treats, prizes – and I’m hosting! So if you need an afternoon break, come say hi, stop by for By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake JT: Pipsqueak whines his balls off Oh for the love of the manly man, give me a frickin’ break. Check out Justin Timberlake on the cover of the latest Rolling Stone doing his best to convince us the Goddess finally untied the jewels. And while his look does nothing for my own loins, I can appreciate By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Lilo: dirty face goes to Venice It’s been a while since I called her that but I fear that after a healthy break, the foundation problem is upon us once again. What is with the splotchy face anyway? And if her boyfriend is supposedly so “clean living, on the straight and narrow”, as her publicist By Lainey • Sep 06, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt TIFF takes over Have arrived in Toronto, hooked up with my eTalk colleagues tonight for the Canadian Filmmaker’s Party at the swanky Spoke Club – am thrilled to be part of the CTV team with the most extensive festival coverage in the city, including exclusive access to Chanel events and official broadcast sponsorship By Lainey • Sep 06, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Hairapy: Jessica Simpson If you"re going to chew me out for selling out, read this first, because selling out for Sunsilk once every few weeks pays for my bitch and it pays for gaygays and it pays for snarky smut- so will you forgive and excuse it and help a girl By Lainey • Sep 06, 2006 08:00 am
Blind Riddles The Fearless Flamer and the Locker Room Staredown Gossip, conjecture, rumour - my lawyer would want me to remind you of those 3 beautiful words when considering the report below. And fair enough, certain celebrities are a lot more vicious than others, especially when protecting their inside gay… you know what I mean? Again… gossip, rumour, conjecture…bullsh* By Lainey • Sep 05, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Gorgessity: Rachel Weisz Her movie may have been booed at the Venice Film Fest but who can deny her fair face? Even more beautiful post-baby, non? And decidedly better dressed too. I love the smoky eye…I have just learned how to do this smokey eye at Kiss & Makeup -the trick is By Lainey • Sep 05, 2006 08:00 am
Clive Owen The Daily Quiveration: Clive Owen Photos from Gossip Rocks Easy ladies… easy homos. I swooned a little too - how can you not? Clive Owen in Venice, Clive Owen in a tux, Clive Owen mashing my loins, burning up the sheets, Clive Owen sexy as all sh*t, with his English accent and his foul By Lainey • Sep 05, 2006 08:00 am
Kirsten Dunst In the Minority for Kiki D She"s unpopular, she"s more hated that my Gwyneth, but I"ve taken a turn of affection for Kirsten Dunst. Mostly for style - can"t say the girl isn"t unique. And while Kiki admittedly looks smelly in candids, she always pulls it By Lainey • Sep 05, 2006 08:00 am
Le Fromage Quotidien: Celine Dion Who else but the chest thumping, shamelessly sentimental, corny as all sh*t, dance sensation known as Celine Dion? Doing her part for a telethon, givin" it with gusto, as only Celine can do, no one is as deliciously ridiculous as Celine Dion…and it"s why there& By Lainey • Sep 05, 2006 08:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Dutch Elle What"s up Holland!!! Thanks to Britpopbaby at Jake Gyllenhaal Watch for the heads up, for letting me know that Dutch Elle Magazine has listed me among the Top 3 Entertainment sites - a huge honour, I am grateful and humbled…THANK YOU! By Lainey • Sep 05, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Hola Spanish Beckham? Posh and Becks fans are losing their sh*t today over one little word signifying one huge development: is the Spanish Countdown underway??? Apparently so, according to a local tv station in Spain that caught up with David in his car, and upon being asked whether or not his wife By Lainey • Sep 05, 2006 08:00 am
