Eva Longoria Best White: Eva Longoria Will rush through this, really can’t bear it but have to admit, she surprised me. In my opinion, it’s her best colour. And she doesn’t look cheap. And it isn’t clinging to her body. And her boyfriend is really cute. And if anyone can pull off By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Most Desperate: Kyra Sedgwick This one really hurts. Because I adore Kyra Sedgwick, I’d never voluntarily utter a negative word against Kyra Sedgwick, and I wish it could have been different, I wish she could have dialled it down just a notch, I wish she hadn’t pulled an SJP trying to pull By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Heidi Klum Best Hair: Heidi Klum A total goddess. Regal upsweep – love it. And even more I love how she positively glows, I love how this woman just keeps pushin’ ‘em out without cuttin’ ‘em out – good ol’ Eastern European genes, like my Polish in-laws, built for babies and bouncing back after babies. Take my sister-in-law: By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Worst White: Debra Messing Hated it. Blah. And was she the most annoying red carpet interview or what? A far cry from the Debra of years past, the Debra who never went safe, the Debra who didn’t become a diva and talk all over her co-stars. It’s a testament to Megan Mullaly’ By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Best Breasts: Katherine Heigl Real, full, juicy, contained – what’s not to love? Especially since this girl rocks a healthy body with healthy curves and a motherload of horny. And she’s nice. Did I mention she’s nice? Charlize Theron: eat your bitchy heart out. But one small, teeny tiny complaint? I hate By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Worst Imitation of Cate Blanchett: Cheryl Hines Sometimes someone will come along and own something so completely, it’s just plain lunacy to even attempt to go near it, no matter how long ago that was. In 1999, Cate Blanchett rocked the Oscar carpet in an amazing, one of a kind, unforgettable Galliano that goes down as By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Harry Potter Worst Manorexic Tanorexic: Harry Hamlin A total has-been, I know, and yet in honour of Karl Lagerfeld, I feel we must single out Harry for his impressive starvational abilities. Bitchbeaten by a fan? Not Harry, not if he keeps this up. These sunken cheeks have Chanel written all over them, to say nothing of the By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Rob Lowe Best Red: Alison Janney I miss The West Wing. I have missed it since Rob Lowe decided to grow an attitude, I savoured the end when Sam came back, and I hope to Goddess Studio 60 is just as sharp. And while there are many things to be thankful for about The West Wing, By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Owen Wilson Most Adorable: Chandra Wilson It’s the first time I’ve seen her out of scrubs, out of character actually…and isn’t she the most adorable thing, like, ever??? There’s something to be said for not trying too hard or trying too little, for showing up, enjoying the moment, without expectation or By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Best Scientologist: Leah Remini The liquid diet, the alien hypnosis, the church teachings…whatever it was, it certainly worked because Leah dropped a ton of weight… and fast. Check the trademark dead eyes though. Look familiar? Katie Holmes, anyone home? And … umm…what’s with the ankle lock? A motion monitor is one thing By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Emmy Fashion 2006 Time to debate. So let me hear it if you disagree and remember - my approach on these occasions has always been to see it from what “they” have access to vs. what “we” have access to. Totally different playing field because when there are stylists and publicists and villages By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Pro-Love for Diaz Dark Call me Cruise but I"m all over Cameron Diaz as a brunette, even though you can"t see her entire face and maybe that"s a good thing. Don"t even mind the bitchy scowl either - like an unsightly growth you get used to, By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law The Daily Ugly: The Curse of People Magazine? I"m starting to think we might be on to something. They say that there"s a curse with In Style Magazine, that if you"re engaged and if you appear on the cover with a wedding dress on, you don"t end up getting married. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Angelina Jolie The Bag & the Book Many of you have asked about the bag and the book from last column and I"m too lazy to reply individually so if you don"t care, skip to the next. My beloved bag, as seen on Angelina Jolie"s shoulder, is a Tammi Lyn Hobo, By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba The New and Improved Julia Roberts In more ways than one? Clearly much better than the last go round of ads for Ferre in which she looked like an equine elf, hair pulled back, decided unglamourous. And that skirt is spectacular! A curious Julia these days, non? Extremely low key, almost eager to go unnoticed, mother By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
