Victoria Beckham Last Word The Beckhams do not have matching cheekbones. Though if you take away the concrete tits and the kids and the marriage, you"re actually kinda close. Real time blogging will continue on Tuesday with fresh smut appearing at the top of the site. Til then, I am yours in By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Karl & Kate: Manorexic and his Muse His head is, without exaggeration, double hers. And though I vowed not to comment on her weight issues anymore, I can"t help but wonder if Karl Lagerfeld and his bitchbeating fan are the best influences to have around when one is trying to develop more positive eating habits. By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Johnny & Jennifer: just one night It"ll never happen. Never, ever, ever, ever…I KNOW. But as much as Marc Anthony is her aesthetic opposite, isn"t Johnny Depp her aesthetic match? Here they are in LA at a charitable event the other night - she presented him with an award - and By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Mendes Eva Mendes: The Queen of Just Miss Let me preface by saying I think Eva Mendes is fantastic: I"m thrilled her career is taking off, I"m thrilled she"s with Joaquin Phoenix, and I"m even more thrilled his morosity is getting a much needed lift from her Latina loving. But By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt Natalie Portman: purple in Paris Do you like this dress she wore the other day to the Lanvin show in Paris? "Cause, um…I think it"s assy. Especially the droopy chest. And the old lady shoes and the old lady hair and the overall effect of looking like a 12 year old By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Diane Kruger: Trojan slouchy boots Can"t help it…automatic reaction when I see her wearing metal is to think of Troy. And when I think of Troy, I think of Orly"s wimpy whine and Brad Pitt"s bad acting and the overall sh*tness of that cinematic wasteland and then By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Daddy Brad & Diaper Duty First photo of Angelina as Mariane Pearl. As you know, as you cannot help but have seen, the Pitts have taken over Pune, India causing a much publicised clusterf&ck on Sunday during a motorised rickshaw ride through the city with Badass Madd that saw the pappies go bananas By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Departed & The Leo If you haven"t seen it and you intend to see it, STOP READING NOW, spoilers ahead… Thank Goddess - an almost faithful clone of Infernal Affairs, save the introduction of one character for the purpose of wrapping things up in a neat Hollywood bow. And that, aside from By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Lilo"s pinned pupils Here"s my girl, thankfully withOUT dirty face on Saturday night at the inaugural Malibu Celebration of Film. She has beautiful eyes, non? Two expressive pools of green/grey/blue accentuated even further by super dark locks and a curiously small pair of pupils. But only a coincidence…right? By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: the big bang equaliser On the weekend, collecting a very prestigious Spike TV Scream Award. Rumour has it, the Alba Bitch is easily threatened - can"t frickin" stand having anyone remotely attractive on set with her, working for her, around her, lest another beauty dare to eclipse her own. Such a By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Tom & the Turtle On George Clooney, I"m all over it. On Brad Pitt, on David Beckham - hell, even on Wentworth Miller…well, ESPECIALLY on Wentworth Miller all queers considered…but on Tom Cruise? A tight turtleneck on Tom Cruise? I object. He just doesn"t look right, does he? By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Another Gorgeous George You don"t have to be Canadian to appreciate this, especially the tale about when he met Angelina Jolie. But if you ARE Canadian, you need no introduction to George Stroumboulopoulos. And if you"re American, you wouldn"t have needed an invitation if ABC had avoided By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Posh: Katie's Paris + 1 Holy heaving cleave! Check out Katie pouring outta her dress. Check out the diminutive Mrs Beckham making the normally normal-sized *Kate* look monstrous! Here they are again, in various stages of best friendship, taking Paris fashion week by storm. Funny thing is though - I've received several randoms By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Pro-love for SJP I don"t lose my sh*t over SJP as a "fashion icon", primarily because Patricia Field is the true fashion icon while SJP just wants really, really, really badly for you to *think* she"s one. But tonight in NYC, on the red carpet for By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Salma at 40 Does this look like 40 to you? Definitely not to me. But it does look like a very, very beautiful Salma Hayek at the National Domestic Violence Hotline event on Thursday - so adorable, so endearing, so impassioned…so mystifyingly single. You think George Clooney could handle this? Most of By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Kate Bosworth"s Brazilian shadow I did sympathise with Jennifer Aniston when she was living in the post-Paltrow Pitt era. It cannot have been easy mounting the insurmountable, living in the cold Malibu shadow of an "Angelic" ex, years of inadequacy congealing to form a lump of insecurity, temporarily but not permanently assuaged By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
