Gwyneth Paltrow Kate Bosworth"s Brazilian shadow I did sympathise with Jennifer Aniston when she was living in the post-Paltrow Pitt era. It cannot have been easy mounting the insurmountable, living in the cold Malibu shadow of an "Angelic" ex, years of inadequacy congealing to form a lump of insecurity, temporarily but not permanently assuaged By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Alecia Beth Moore Dylan Young lives on I love football. Clarification: I love American football. I love the simplicity in the US football philosophy: EAT MEAT, RUN HARD, CATCH BALL. It"s a lack of complication I find quite beautiful. As you know, I also love high school. Anything high school works for me. And when By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Kfed Jr: Miracle Worker Sweet Goddess…turns out uninterrupted pregnancy can actually make the fugly just ugly. Is it the flu coming on or is my favourite homewrecker actually getting cute? Tori and her husband showed up at an event in NYC last night after several days in Toronto spreading news of Junior" By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: hair suckage neverending Talk about ruing a great outfit - it"s so wannabe, it"s so copied, but hey, at least her tits are leaking out the side and that, my friends, is a good thing. Jessica Simpson should be a Bond girl. The only problem though is that Bond By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
George Clooney Just George Subscribers received this earlier and my thanks to CC in NYC for the scan - the photo that earned George Clooney a spot on the Freebie 5. As I said yesterday, virtually ever shot of him in this article is mouthwatering. Vanity Fair - go get it. By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon Leo & the pants What will I be doing this weekend? Seeing The Departed and letting my bitch out. If it"s bad it means they"ve raped Infernal Affairs, if it"s good it means idiots everywhere will attribute it everywhere but right. Always a bitter bitch I am. And By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Pro-love for Jen & Matt Now here"s a couple I could FULLY support...not that the ridiculous reports in Life & Style Weekly are worthy of your confidence - remember, Brad was calling Jen for a reconciliation 3 weeks ago, right? Oh yes, and TomKat was supposed to be finished by now. But By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Posh & Katie: The New Sisterhood Newly arrived in France...Little Sci"s mother is hangin" with my Posh, doing a little shopping, a few days of bliss during fashion week - and perhaps to pick up her wedding dress? The buzz is that it"s a quick trip, that she"s By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Mischa Barton: dead-eyed beauty I"ll tell you right now - she and Cisco do NOT have matching cheekbones. In fact, I"m hardpressed to find anything matching between the two. And still she stays. She is gorgeous and light and fresh and numb to the world, barely conscious perhaps, but she By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Hilary Swank Denny? Javier? Is this Denny? On location in Ireland with Hilary Swank for a movie called PS I Love you. Unlike millions of other swooning sisters across North America, I wasn"t a big fan of Denny. Maybe because he looked so sickly, maybe because Izzie was so hysterically out of By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Clint Eastwood Ryan: perfect for Reese? Per the NY Daily News Ryan Philippe is just starting promo for Flags of Our Fathers, directed by Clint Eastwood, produced by Steven Spielberg, sure to be one of, if not THE, Best Picture juggernaut this season. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Ryan revealed that he was indeed By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Denise Huxtable v 2.0 Photo source. Wow. Does Zoe Kravitz look like her mother or what? Is she frickin’ gorgessity or what? Don’t mean to gush but I’m totally gushing. I LOVED Denise Huxtable. I LOVED Lisa Bonet. I wanted to be Lisa Bonet. And now it’s actually kinda trippy that By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston vs Us Weekly Ohhhhh...this is GOOD, gossips! First Janice Min refused to back down after Jennifer"s publicist disputed their engagement report, providing example after example of previous Aniston media manipulation. Now the magazine has taken it one step further, not only with an exclusive cover story on Jen"s By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Penelope Cruz Katie, Penelope, and the little black dress Is it just me? Check out the black dress Katie was wearing last week. Check out the black dress Penelope Cruz was wearing the other night. The sleeves are a bit different but still…the similarity is remarkable… Coincidence or conspiracy??? Photo from people.com By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Momma Madonna in Malawi While Jennifer Aniston is receiving yet another public dumping, Madonna is adopting in Africa and establishing programs to help AIDs orphans in the region. According to Reuters, the newest member to the Madge mansion is a little boy, her choice from 12, after changing her mind from an original female By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Shanna Moakler Pro-Love for Punched Paris A catfight is the best.smut.ever. Look... against my Lilo, it"s Freckles all the way. Against Brenda Walsh, I"ll take Brenda. But against some roughneck who partied her way to divorce... this time I"ll throw some love to Paree who was apparently socked By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
