Brad Pitt The Pitts answer back Breaking up, huh? Telling Angie he still loves Jen, huh? Please. Look at this woman. Next to Angelina Jolie, there is no other. And any suggestion of Brad Pitt pining for Jennifer Aniston after being blessed with the opportunity not only to be Jolie"s acknowledged lover, but to By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock VB TV UK tabloids are reporting that Simon Fuller, the man behind the Spice, is working on a possible telly deal for my Posh, something about fashion, not quite as light as a reality tv show but a vehicle to showcase her sense of humour. And I know you think I" By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Gospel of The Karl In the upcoming issue of Harper"s Bazaar, the world"s most fashionable manorexic has weighed in on celebrity - Lagerfeld Lessons that you best heed before he bitchbeats you with his fan. On Jessica Simpson: Ecch. I"m not that impressed. I"m not that By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Tom & Katie brave the backlash Every morning, my dog Marcus wakes up some time between 6:00am and 6:07am because like all beagles, he suffers from perpetual hunger. Lucky for me, I’m the one who usually gets trampled as he launches himself off the bed and into the kitchen, believing that food will By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Ashton Kutcher The Daily Quiveration: Ashton Kutcher When he"s clean shaven, when he"s not rockin" a patchy beard, I am all over it. Especially since I"ve become a big supporter of his love, his marriage, his devotion to Demi, however long it might last. My problem with Ashton though is By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Beautiful Kate in London My sad list: 1. The Leafs. No further explanation required. 2. Michelle Kwan never won gold 3. Dan Marino never won a Superbowl 4. JK might kill Harry 5. Hilary Swank has two Academy Awards and Kate Winslet has none??? WTF??? I love Kate Winslet. I.Love.Her. For her By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Ashlee Simpson: Becoming Jennifer Grey If you"re devoted to Dirty Dancing, the original of course, in which Baby should never be put in a corner, you should be familiar with Jennifer Grey, once a promising actress with a bright future and a unique, hawkey kinda nose - distinctive, different, delightful. And then she By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Patrick Dempsey Beautiful Halle in Vancouver Image for exclusive use by Laineygossip.com courtesy Flynet Pictures. For a new movie with David Duchovny and Benicio del Toro called Things We Lost in the Fire. The dream of a model boyfriend is apparently with her as well. Or at least he was last week when they celebrated By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton: sucking cock will give you wonky eye I really didn"t want to do this, to write about her this week, to throw the spotlight any more than I have to on the launch of her record. But Blender changed all that. An "insightful" interview in which Paris talks Paris, the famous interview with By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: Becoming Mary Kate Check out Lilo the other night at Hyde - we"ll get to her skitty appearance in a bit but the blatant MK rip off is undeniable. Who knew that little Olsen had this much clout? As for my girl…my Lindsay…have to tell you, I"m By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Pete arrested, Kate spared A blessing in disguise, don"t you think? Just before he was to jet off to Bali to marry Kate Moss, Pete Doherty - surprise! - was busted in London for possession and sent back to rehab. In other words - crisis averted, if only temporarily. I fear she By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jess & Ken: Like Fag, Like Hag I"m starting to have a crisis of confidence about Jessica Simpson. Is it just me? It must just be me. Maybe I"m the one with low classy taste. Maybe I"m the only one who fails to see the brilliance in all of this. Because By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Pitt Clooney: the modern Cooper Cable More loin quivering madness from the set of Oceans 13. Like art, isn"t it? And something else too. Something so elegantly old Hollywood about George Clooney, perhaps more so when George Clooney hangs with Brad Pitt, reminiscent of the classic old boys" club, even before the Rat By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Dumping of Cruise Again, for the benefit of his eager beaver legal team - conjecture, gossip, rumour, not to be taken seriously, all in good fun…because we do love your client, ok? We love him for his heterosexuality and his heroism, both of which are so potent, it would be pure folly By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Ugly: Intimately Beckham His and her fragrances and a new sexy ad campaign to launch the products. Too bad they missed the mark, non? David looks fine if not a little constipated and then there’s the normally impeccable Victoria – frightening at best. First of all, that ain’t her ass. Second – what By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Angie: paradise in jeopardy? Life & Style Weekly, the vanguard of accurate tabloid reporting, really outdid itself this week with an explosive cover proclaiming the beginning of the end of the “Brangelina” era – a story that barely registered here in North America but somehow ended up twisted and repurposed for other rags overseas, resulting By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
