The Return of TomKat: a new campaign A very public dinner outing last Friday. And great timing at that. Weeks of low key living, weeks of Little Sci mysteries, weeks of rumour mongering and speculation and suddenly Katie emerges from the fog – more beautiful than ever, so attractive I can’t stop complimenting her, such is the By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Lindsay Lohan: big sister Everyone seems to be making a big deal about Demi’s little red nose the other night after celebrating Rumer’s 18th birthday in LA, alongside family and friends, including the notorious Lindsay Lohan. And while I prefer to turn a naïve and blind eye to whatever it was that By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Best Fresh: Ashley Olsen My favourite of the evening. Understated, effortless, age appropriate, healthy, and would you believe she’s almost smiling? Watching her tonight, as she walked on stage, I was surprised to see that Ashley Olsen has a certain cool. There’s some bitch, there’s some bite, there’s a confident By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Worst Meathead: Nick Lachey I like my men a little on the lean side – take a look at the Freebie 5 and I think it’s quite evident. Lanky, long limbs, defined muscles, ripped but not bulging, not brawny, and definitely, definitely not beefy. It’s a matter of personal taste, I understand not By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Best David Wooderson: Wilmer Valderamma Underage p&ssy all up in the joint – of course he was there! Because this kind of Blue Steele cheese only works on 20 below. You remember Matthew McConnaughey from Dazed & Confused? Wilmer Valderamma, my friends, is totally Hollywood Wooderson, perhaps one of the most classic cinematic characters By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Best Black: Mischa Barton Although I don’t particularly enjoy giving this bitch any more excuses to NOT get over herself, it really has to be said - she hits more often than she misses. And with the exception of last week’s Grecian gaffe , in my opinion, what sets Mischa Barton apart is By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Most Unpregnant: Reese Witherspoon All that hysteria at the beginning of the summer…all the speculation…all for naught. But – shameless gloat coming up – if you were reading my column, you would have known otherwise…right? Reese showed up to collect her surfboard tonight, skipping the carpet, pretty much leaving as soon as her By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Rachel Bilson Most Disappointing: Rachel Bilson Don’t get me wrong – you know I adore her. And when you strip it all down, she really doesn’t look bad at all. But the thing is – she could have looked a hundred times better, you know what I mean? Can we start with her head? Why does By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Johnny Depp Worst Speech, Worst Depp: Orlando Bloom No charisma, zero sense of humour, completely pissed on his balls after a lame joke about sweating, and to top it all off, those 3 whiskers are even more pronounced than usual. Not even his English accent could save him from tonight. And to think there are some who have By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Best Mother: Britney Spears Husband aside, gum aside, Hello Kitty cutesy claps aside, she really does pull it together during her final trimester. I liked everything about her tonight, although I have to say – her breasts frighten me more than a lot. Reined in…and still so big? That, in and of itself, pretty By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Teen Choice 2006: Best & Worst I have to tell you…I was worried. I was worried that Kevin would actually be good. I was worried that I’d have to be objective and grudgingly write my approval. Like the time Paris Hilton came out with a decent, cute, vocally engineered song and we all had By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Joaquin Phoenix The Daily Drew: Drew In Style I"m like a f&ckin" broken record, I know, but I can"t say it enough: Drew at 30 is the best Drew ever. She"s confident, she"s sassy, she"s absolute gorgessity, and now she says she"s ready By Lainey • Aug 18, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor The Daily Hoff: the Faux Hoff Before you look - wait. Just read first. I promise you won"t be sorry. As you all know, the Hoff is dead to me. Spoiled by success and attention, the Hoff has forgotten his true Hoff identity. The Hoff tries too Hoff. The Hoff has lost his Hoff. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The Daily Ugly: My Gwynnie She"s too tired to brush her hair, ok? She has two babies to raise, ok? She doesn"t have time to make sure her clothes are pressed and pulled properly, ok? She"s a mother - don’t you know? Life is so much more than By Lainey • Aug 18, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Dear Christina: don"t change As you know, Christina Ricci doesn"t exactly have the greatest track record when it comes to healthy body image. And what"s even more frightening in her case is that when she tortures her body, she also manages to grow her head so that hers is even By Lainey • Aug 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba A Compliment for Katie I have no quarrel with Katie Holmes. After all, is she not the ultimate victim in this war? Let's leave our quarrels with her master and extend some credit where credit is due. Because when all is said and done, Katie Holmes is not only a beauty, she By Lainey • Aug 18, 2006 08:00 am
