Nicky Hilton Paris: the Munich reception, the Vegas panties Thanks to Julia in Germany - it"s nice to get an alternate perspective, especially since Paris keeps bragging that she gets to charge up to a million dollars per appearance in Europe and Asia, leaving the rest of us to wonder - who the f&ck would By Lainey • Oct 02, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer & Marc: a lesson in emoting Her singing might be suspect but you can"t take anything away from the performance, displayed quite beautifully here on stage with her husband - yet another example of JLo"s true star quality. New rumours have just surfaced that she"s been visiting a fertility clinic, By Lainey • Oct 02, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Beckhams: Waterloo again? Just a quick backtrack: the reports that Katie will play Victoria in a movie about the Beckhams are total rubbish. Seriously y"all… If Tom Cruise had to go outside Hollywood to secure unconventional financing for future projects, how in f*ck would have been able to greenlight a By Lainey • Oct 02, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Overdressed…again: Kate Beckinsale Photo source She has this problem, not the first time I’ve nailed her for it, probably not the last, prolific enough to name the disease after her – an affliction known as the Kate Beckinsale Overkill, when every premiere is the Oscars, every party is the Opera… I mean, COME By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley Liz Hurley: the white Aniston with bigger tits In the same way that Jennifer Aniston has bored the life and the sass out of the little black dress, Liz Hurley has single-handedly exhausted the world wide supply of white dresses with plunging necklines, except Jen"s hair has no equal. Seriously…why bother changing? Does this recent By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Why Kiki owns the carpet In case you haven’t heard, it’s been several months of pro-love Dunst over here with no signs of slowing down, especially on nights like these - an authoritative reminder of why few of her peers can quite work it her way. And even in the hate days, even By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate sings, Kate snotty? Much has been made in the world of gossip about these photos of Kate Moss from a Babyshambles performance with Pete Doherty the other day, during which she joined in song and supposedly sported some suspect substances up her nose. Personally, I can’t see what they’re talking about… By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Meth Eyes & Ciggies at Marie Antoinette Everybody loves Sofia Coppola and the A-list proved it last night at a special screening of Marie Antoinette. Kiki rocked, more on that later, but note three other starlets who arrived in opposing fashion – two clients of the embattled Rachel Zoe, stylist and alleged meth pusher to the skinny clique, By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Anne Hathaway Anne Hathaway: Devil in Japan In Tokyo to promote DWP. Not a huge fan, particularly not during award season earlier this year when she showed up assier and assier with each passing event. And to be honest, she kinda freaks me out…can’t put my finger on it, all I know is that at By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Natalie Portman Brilliant Boleyn Casting I apologise. I realise this means nothing if you haven’t read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory. But if you haven’t read it, you really should. Because even though it is a stellar cast, you never know what Hollywood’s bound to do to a book adaptation, By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Ryan Gosling in Iowa Received an email from a reader called Brittany today who wrote in with the following sighting: "hey lainey i met ryan gosling today in iowa!!!! i stopped at a gas station with my boyfriend and believe it or not ryan gosling was there. i couldn"t believe it! By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Heather fights dirty A new report in the UK Daily Mail today reveals that Heather Mills is planning to bring out her ultimate bitch in an attempt to vindicate herself both publicly and financially in what could be one of the ugliest and most expensive divorces in British history. The article notes that By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Gwyneth Paltrow: 34 is black & blue The only way to kick off the column, especially in her honour, and 34 never looked so good. Such a fantastic patented Paltrow comeback to wipe away the Isotoners, and bring us back to basis - the basics of Gwyneth style, not for everyone, yes I know. Not for the By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Pamela Anderson Always Posh, only Posh Save it, ok? I know you’re going to cut her, I know you’ll look at these undated photos (considering the hair, they must be pretty recent) and go off about her concrete boob job and the c*cksucking cheekbones and the permapout and the endless CHAV. I know. By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett The Underrated Cate Blanchett Now THIS is how it"s done. They"re a few days old, taken at the Premiere Women in Hollywood event last week but largely overlooked and unfairly so because Cate Blanchett is almost always head to toe perfection and it"s never because she"s By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Mark Wahlberg The Daily Lagerfeld: Marky Manorexic Something tells me Le Karl would approve very much, something tells me the bitch beating fan will not need to make an appearance for Mark Wahlberg, shown here at the premiere of The Departed - cute but a little gaunt and while we"re at it, speaking from my By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
