Shannon Elizabeth Gwyneth & Chris: The Marriage Nose My China people have a saying, rougly translated: Husband/Wife Common Face, which means that when two people are right for each other, their respective facial fortunes reveal many similarities, and we"ll just ignore the fact that this probably originated back in the day when sister and brothers By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The photos, the Foundation, the philanthopy Sorry. I was supposed to write the other day about the recent Jolie-Pitt Foundation announcement - the news that they have established their own charitable arm, with a first gift of $1 million going to Global Action for Children and another million being directed to Doctors Without Borders - money By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Donald Trump The Lilo Split: Exit Harry, Enter Anorexia And maybe some hardcore drugs while we"re at it, since nothin" works like heartbreak to get rid of that extra summer weight which is exactly what happened last time, post-Wilmer, and a brand new Lindsay 25 pounds lighter. In case you haven"t heard, according to By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth for AMEX, Gwyneth for Pleasures I know that my choice in best friend is not a popular one. I understand why she"s cloying, why she appeals to less than 1 in 10: She doesn"t try to make you like her, she doesn"t pretend to be your best friend, she By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba The Daily Crazy: Renee in Vancouver Part 3 Like I said yesterday, I don't know what"s going on with this girl. Maybe it's method acting, maybe Kenny Chesney, Jack White, Beatrix Potter…maybe they all f*cked her up good. Whatever the case, she's fallen down and hit her head By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Elle Macpherson"s perfect breasts She"s a loopy ass crank but hey, I love her, I love her body, I especially love her boobs. They sag the way a 40 year old set should sag, savvy? I mean, look at that. Look at the downward slope, no right angles, nothing hard, nothing fake, By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Last Word This is for the girls at the Stollery Children"s Hospital NICU - for doing what you do, I can"t even imagine, I"m honoured there"s something you find helpful in reading my column. One last, last, last clue. Grizzly, Grumpy, and High is By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: lazy is as lazy does Too posh to push and too lazy to work out…that just about sums up Britney Spears. NW Magazine reported recently that Britney arranged for a tummy tuck last week immediately following her c-section, eager to get a jumpstart on losing weight. Not surprising, of course. She is after all By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Defending Madge Is it really that bad? I don"t think it"s bad at all. In fact, I actually think it"s chic, a nice change, way better than tacky ass, long curly weaves (Jessica Alba), way better than soccer mom bobs (Jessica Simpson), and much much better By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie loves meth, kicks meth, hates you I"m loathe to bag on someone for coming clean about drug use, I"m especially loathe to bag on someone who is speaking out against the intoxicating appeal of crystal meth, quite possibly the most dangerous drug on the planet right now, both for its potency and By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Kate: the Capri Comeback? First palazzo jeans …now capris? On her, anything I suppose. But even Kate can"t escape the weird way they taper on a side angle, though the belt saves it all, it"s the best that redeems it for me. But really??? Wasn"t 2002 just, like, By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Angelina Jolie Last Word Heads up Toronto… the 5th Annual Booby Ball goes down on September 29th at Maro with all proceeds benefitting Rethink Breast Cancer. These girls threw me a fabulous, fabulous soiree in July at Czehoski, this time they"re rockin" it with an Asian punk theme, so go find By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Pipsqueak & the ball drop A manly man new album and a campaign to erase the boyband era - it"s the Hollywood equivalent of a testosterone shot to finally lower those adolescent balls and in Justin Timberlake"s case to get rid of that pipsqueak once and for all. Too bad his By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Becks on Posh, Posh on alert We all have our favourite illusions - fantasy beliefs rotten at the core but so irresistibly delicious you voluntarily ignore the fraud. For some, it"s Jennifer Aniston. For me, America"s "happy" nipply sweetheart ain"t my thing. I prefer British powercouples: concrete tits By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Kate Moss and the Denim of Tomorrow So Kate Moss, whose body is usually a harbinger of the fashion future, showed up glowing and gorgeous at the TopShop show today wearing what I like to call palazzo jeans. High waisted, big arsed, as in what our mothers wore in the 70s. Only on her, they looked hot. By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law Jude Law: Dandy does New Orleans For the premiere of All the Kings Men. Can you see now why my loins are dead to Jude? And while we’re at it… is it just me or is his head exceptionally large compared to the rest of his body? Just asking… By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
