On the Freebie Five Many of you are new to the site and have written to ask about the Freebie Five. Please click here for an explanation and for those who"ve also written to inquire about its evolution, all you need to do is punch in the word "freebie" in By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
On Smutty Riddles Similarly, recent visitors are not familiar with how the guesses work. Unfortunately, I am unable to reply to individual guesses. However, I do drop many, many clues, some overt, some embedded. So if you read the column regularly, it all ends up coming out…I promise. By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Tori Spelling: the Goddess roars back Payback"s a bitch, bitch! With the exception of a few small details, both People Magazine and Us Weekly are reporting that Aaron Spelling gave his daughter the shaft, virtually shutting her out of his $300-$500 million fortune, with little more than an $800,000 inheritance - chump By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan La Lohan for Le Pivert I don’t often long for my 20s. Sure, sure…to you I might sound like a bitter aging bitch but to me, 30+ has been fun. More than fun. It’s been the best fun. Because if you’re able to exercise some moderation with sun and drugs during By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor The Daily Quiveration: David David David I know you’ve seen these…but come on, are you seriously complaining??? If you"re a girl or a gay - you cannot tell me this doesn"t do it for you. Don"t lie, I won"t believe you. By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Colin Farrell for the Freebie 5 I have mixed feelings about Colin’s return to sexy. Positive because…well… look at him. He’s de-greased, de-oiled, and no longer bloated. What’s not to love? Besides, now that the current Colin and the sex tape Colin are much more in tune, it’s hard to ignore By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett for Reebok Now here’s a girl who certainly has some potential. Intriguing actor, a growing respectable resumé, original and risky fashion choices, delicious body, not over exposed, and definitely NOT saddled with a child star transitional curse. Check out Scarlett doing her duty for Reebok, a new collaboration that will see By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Sean Bean Gwyneth goes back to work Hawking product enables my best friend to make loads of money without spending weeks at a time on a filmset. Enter Estee Lauder and enter Bean Pole, a Korean clothing label for which she just filmed her 2nd ad, teaming up again with actor Daniel Henney – half British, half Korean, By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Nicole’s business attire Remember gossips... It is the summer of Pro-Love. And despite the Botox, her farce of a wedding, and her bigger farce of a contract, the things I used to love in Nicole are still there – even if it is too frightening to look at her dead on anymore. Nicole knows By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Humidity Hairapy: Mimi performs in Tunis As I mentioned last month, gossip can’t survive with a little selling out. But here’s the good news – I get to sell out AND be a bitch. So in the spirit of good gossip and great hair, let’s trash Mimi, shall we? Because Mimi might be emancipated By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Keira Knightley is NOT anorexic…yet My mother sucks at being wrong. And in my quest to be nothing like my mother, I’ve endeavoured to always admit when I’m mistaken, even if it kills me in the process. A couple of weeks ago, after seeing Keira at the London premiere of Pirates, wearing a By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Vanessa Minnillo Nick finds his girl I gotta give it to Vanessa Minnillo. So many young girls these days make what I like to call the “hot air” mistake, charging in all roaring and shakin’ and “girl power” crazy, fingers snapping, weaves swaying, thinking that this is what sets them apart, believing that a tough attitude By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Natalie Portman Natalie & Gael vs the pappies The British side of me knows that gloating is bad form and I also know you’re tired of me harping about this but would you believe there are STILL kindergarten gossips out there who insist on believing that Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating just because they were By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams’ Waterloo Three years ago, David and Victoria mounted a full scale American assault. They aligned themselves with Damon Dash, they appeared in white D&G at the MTV Movie Awards, they went shopping, they bolstered the US economy, they kissed Anna Wintour’s ass, and still they were dealt a By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Clive Owen The Daily Hopeless: Amanda Peet This is not the first time she’s been slagged here for her f*cked up fashion sense. Clearly, it won’t be the last. Because at this point, I think it’s safe to conclude that Amanda Peet is hopeless. Not only hopeless but also quite obviously stubborn and By Lainey • Jul 24, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Kate Hudson in Australia For the release of You, Me, and Dupree. The ponytail is so underrated, don’t you think? Especially this kind of ponytail. Not too high, not too low – it’s elegant and young and fresh and flexible without trying too hard and still sexy in a white undies cheerleader kind By Lainey • Jul 24, 2006 08:00 am
