Brandon Davis Lindsay Lohan: Feng Shui Firecrotch is a victim Heartbreaking photos of my girl from TMZ after thefts made away with her bag at the airport, the contents of which are reported to be nearly $1 million. In addition to the jewellery, Lindsay also lost her meds – she suffers from asthma, you see, and the drugs are an absolute By Lainey • Sep 08, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney spawns fourth Federline? UPDATE: no baby, just a gordita. As of press time (2:30 am EST) word on the street is that Britney Spears is about to or already has delivered her 2nd child. Hopefully this time they’ll name it what I had originally suggested: Kevtwan LaBritnius Federline – has a nice By Lainey • Sep 08, 2006 08:00 am
Matt Damon Matthew Broderick: the bloat of the horse Hate to kick a dandy bitch when he"s been kicked by a dandy horse - and believe me, I have not missed the irony of it all - but still... that Elvis bloat floating around his face is hard to ignore, and you have to wonder how slow By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad, Angie, Jen, Vince: TIFF together? The Babel Gala lights up TIFF on Saturday night - also on Saturday night in Toronto, Wyclef Jean will be partying at the Premiere Lounge in celebration of his film Ghosts of Cite Soleil, the highly acclaimed documentary about Haiti, and a project Angelina Jolie has been very, very supportive By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica’s Downward Spiral I’d say it’s time for an emergency Simpson Summit, wouldn’t you? I mean at this point, even I’m feeling a little sorry for the poor little twat. And if the bleeding doesn’t stop, I fear we might have another Hollywood breakdown on our hands. Let’ By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson The Lilo and the Ring So you saw the ring yesterday, many of you have written to ask about the rumoured engagement, especially now that she’s flashing that rock around like she desperately wants you to notice. And THAT is the precisely the point, savvy? I have no inside information to confirm or debunk By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton Drinks and Drives Infecting the gossip scene with her revolting brand of Fame Ebola is one thing, endangering the lives of innocent people is something else, and failing to own up to the responsibility of it is exactly what makes so many Hollywood players beneath contempt. In case you haven"t heard, By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Janet Jackson Pacey PDA According to Page Six things are still VERY hot and heavy between Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger, so much so that she couldn’t keep her hands and lips off of him during a date dinner recently – as in a full on 30 second tongue and throat massage before she By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
The Starbucks Garden Party Heads up for all of you in Toronto! Starbucks is celebrating their TIFF sponsorship by throwing a Green Carpet Garden Party THURSDAY from 2pm – 6pm on Cumberland across from Sassafraz. Coffee, treats, prizes – and I’m hosting! So if you need an afternoon break, come say hi, stop by for By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake JT: Pipsqueak whines his balls off Oh for the love of the manly man, give me a frickin’ break. Check out Justin Timberlake on the cover of the latest Rolling Stone doing his best to convince us the Goddess finally untied the jewels. And while his look does nothing for my own loins, I can appreciate By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Lilo: dirty face goes to Venice It’s been a while since I called her that but I fear that after a healthy break, the foundation problem is upon us once again. What is with the splotchy face anyway? And if her boyfriend is supposedly so “clean living, on the straight and narrow”, as her publicist By Lainey • Sep 06, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt TIFF takes over Have arrived in Toronto, hooked up with my eTalk colleagues tonight for the Canadian Filmmaker’s Party at the swanky Spoke Club – am thrilled to be part of the CTV team with the most extensive festival coverage in the city, including exclusive access to Chanel events and official broadcast sponsorship By Lainey • Sep 06, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Hairapy: Jessica Simpson If you"re going to chew me out for selling out, read this first, because selling out for Sunsilk once every few weeks pays for my bitch and it pays for gaygays and it pays for snarky smut- so will you forgive and excuse it and help a girl By Lainey • Sep 06, 2006 08:00 am
Blind Riddles The Fearless Flamer and the Locker Room Staredown Gossip, conjecture, rumour - my lawyer would want me to remind you of those 3 beautiful words when considering the report below. And fair enough, certain celebrities are a lot more vicious than others, especially when protecting their inside gay… you know what I mean? Again… gossip, rumour, conjecture…bullsh* By Lainey • Sep 05, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Gorgessity: Rachel Weisz Her movie may have been booed at the Venice Film Fest but who can deny her fair face? Even more beautiful post-baby, non? And decidedly better dressed too. I love the smoky eye…I have just learned how to do this smokey eye at Kiss & Makeup -the trick is By Lainey • Sep 05, 2006 08:00 am
Clive Owen The Daily Quiveration: Clive Owen Photos from Gossip Rocks Easy ladies… easy homos. I swooned a little too - how can you not? Clive Owen in Venice, Clive Owen in a tux, Clive Owen mashing my loins, burning up the sheets, Clive Owen sexy as all sh*t, with his English accent and his foul By Lainey • Sep 05, 2006 08:00 am
