David Beckham The Daily Double Footie: ZiBecks My thanks to the lovely Debbie for sending along this classic. It might just be a kiss on the head, but for me it has sparked hours of fantasy that goes a little something like this: My morning wake up consists of Zizou and Becks performing calisthenics in my bedroom. By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Firecrotch overheats Have you heard? Lilo was hospitalised yesterday for getting too hot on the set of her new movie Georgia Rule. It was a scorching day in Hollywood and apparently she withered under the sun, after working for over 10 hours straight. Right. You ever been on a film set? You By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Hot Harry on a Horse has a Horse Not very mature, I know. But still, it would be criminal NOT to acknowledge Harry"s wonderful equine attributes. And I think we can now conclude DEFINITIVELY why he is the better prince. Because while his brother got stuck with a set of honking beaver bucks, Harry was spared By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jason George Is it cheating if it"s allowed? If you DO NOT condone the gaygay or if you are offended by gay culture and the lifestyle, DO NOT READ FURTHER. Consider yourself warned. So Lance Bass is gay. … …. Really??? Well colour me homo, I had NO idea! And this cover shot of him doesn"t give it By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
On the Freebie Five Many of you are new to the site and have written to ask about the Freebie Five. Please click here for an explanation and for those who"ve also written to inquire about its evolution, all you need to do is punch in the word "freebie" in By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
On Smutty Riddles Similarly, recent visitors are not familiar with how the guesses work. Unfortunately, I am unable to reply to individual guesses. However, I do drop many, many clues, some overt, some embedded. So if you read the column regularly, it all ends up coming out…I promise. By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Tori Spelling: the Goddess roars back Payback"s a bitch, bitch! With the exception of a few small details, both People Magazine and Us Weekly are reporting that Aaron Spelling gave his daughter the shaft, virtually shutting her out of his $300-$500 million fortune, with little more than an $800,000 inheritance - chump By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan La Lohan for Le Pivert I don’t often long for my 20s. Sure, sure…to you I might sound like a bitter aging bitch but to me, 30+ has been fun. More than fun. It’s been the best fun. Because if you’re able to exercise some moderation with sun and drugs during By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor The Daily Quiveration: David David David I know you’ve seen these…but come on, are you seriously complaining??? If you"re a girl or a gay - you cannot tell me this doesn"t do it for you. Don"t lie, I won"t believe you. By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Colin Farrell for the Freebie 5 I have mixed feelings about Colin’s return to sexy. Positive because…well… look at him. He’s de-greased, de-oiled, and no longer bloated. What’s not to love? Besides, now that the current Colin and the sex tape Colin are much more in tune, it’s hard to ignore By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett for Reebok Now here’s a girl who certainly has some potential. Intriguing actor, a growing respectable resumé, original and risky fashion choices, delicious body, not over exposed, and definitely NOT saddled with a child star transitional curse. Check out Scarlett doing her duty for Reebok, a new collaboration that will see By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Sean Bean Gwyneth goes back to work Hawking product enables my best friend to make loads of money without spending weeks at a time on a filmset. Enter Estee Lauder and enter Bean Pole, a Korean clothing label for which she just filmed her 2nd ad, teaming up again with actor Daniel Henney – half British, half Korean, By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Nicole’s business attire Remember gossips... It is the summer of Pro-Love. And despite the Botox, her farce of a wedding, and her bigger farce of a contract, the things I used to love in Nicole are still there – even if it is too frightening to look at her dead on anymore. Nicole knows By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Humidity Hairapy: Mimi performs in Tunis As I mentioned last month, gossip can’t survive with a little selling out. But here’s the good news – I get to sell out AND be a bitch. So in the spirit of good gossip and great hair, let’s trash Mimi, shall we? Because Mimi might be emancipated By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Keira Knightley is NOT anorexic…yet My mother sucks at being wrong. And in my quest to be nothing like my mother, I’ve endeavoured to always admit when I’m mistaken, even if it kills me in the process. A couple of weeks ago, after seeing Keira at the London premiere of Pirates, wearing a By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Vanessa Minnillo Nick finds his girl I gotta give it to Vanessa Minnillo. So many young girls these days make what I like to call the “hot air” mistake, charging in all roaring and shakin’ and “girl power” crazy, fingers snapping, weaves swaying, thinking that this is what sets them apart, believing that a tough attitude By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
