Michelle Rodriguez Michelle & Mathilda Speaking of mothers who evaporate their baby weight…here"s Michelle Williams, looking fierce and fetching all at once. But how cute is Mathilda!!! And how much does she look like her father?? No wonder Heath"s reformed for now. Who can resist a face like that??? By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling Brenda"s best quality Brenda might be older, and wrinklier, and much less taut but Brenda always had great hair. And Brenda STILL has great hair. Here"s Shannen Doherty at the TV Critics press tour, trying to squeeze any remaining juices out of a dying career. Say what you will about her By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Lindsay Lohan: fellating on film I"m sure you"ve seen these already but since I"m a day behind, you"ll bear the reruns, won"t you? Besides, what"s to complain about? Lindsay Lohan has her shoved in someone"s privates. Granted, it"s in By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Gwyneth & Garner do the right thing Would my Gwynnie stoop to anything as COMMON as not eating just to regain her pre-Moses physique? (Cue patented Paltrow eye roll and exasperated exhale here). Please. As I said before, condescending bitches like Gwyneth lose weight naturally and gradually and look better for it - if only to lord By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Stiller Kate Bosworth wastes everything It pains me. And I don"t mean her. If she wants to starve herself straight to E! True Hollywood Story, who are we to stop her? Besides, my anti-anorexic focus is being largely consumed by much more interesting personalities - like Posh and Richie and Knightley and that By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Johnny Depp We need to talk about SuperGay First up - never mind the bag o" bones standing beside him. We"ll get to her later. Besides, she"s not long for this world, you know what I mean? Next - please be assured that I have no idea if he"s gay although By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Do you Fantoo? Fantoo is one of my favourite sites, run by two amazing women who can talk your jock off about sports without sounding pink and prissy but also without looking big and butchy. Just.Like.You. And me too. So the Fantoo girls have invited me to join their weekly podcast By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Disappointment: Kate Moss In my book, she can do no wrong. But this…this is a giant vajayjay. And hey, if anyone can rock a giant vajayjay, it"s Kate Moss. Unfortunately however, the giant vajayjay is making her look - gasp! - wide. Now you know me. I"m all By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling The Daily Karma Face: Claire Danes In London at the Serpentine Gallery event yesterday. Twenty-six going on forty - you see what happens when you steal from a pregnant woman? That"s right, y"all. It"s karma face splashed all over Claire Danes. Feng shui payback at its finest. I mean, look… By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Cam & JT at Nobu See? He"s is wearing the hottest clothes these days…and he STILL looks like a little boy! That jacket is a dream though. And his girlfriend ain"t lookin" too bad either. Here they are leaving Nobu in London tonight, separately of course, but together all By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell The Daily Double Loin Quiveration: Colin & Ewan Ladies and gays… feast your eyes! They"re shooting a movie together. Lucky us! Colin Farrell it goes without saying. Now that he"s ungreased, unbloated, and presumably undrugged, he"s back to "yes please and as rough as you like" status. As for Ewan? By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Meet the Beckhams 2.0 Remember Vicky"s protégé from the World Cup? Cheryl Tweedy ? Well, it looks like Posh"s got herself a little clone because as you can see, Cheryl and her fiance Ashley Cole are trying out the Beckham vibe while hawking some lottery thing in the UK today. I& By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Mel Gibson Lilo & McConnaughey??? That"s what I"m hearing exclusively, gossips. Just got a hot tip that Matthew was having a casual bash at his place in Malibu on Saturday and Lindsay was "all over him", practically dry f&cking him in front a room full of people. By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise Richards: back to basics Check out Denise looking remarkably good as a high priced call girl for a photo shoot recently. Kinda puts those Heidi Fleiss rumours into perspective, non? What is it that they always say? Once a whore, always a … what? What is it? And if you"re new to the By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Matt & Lance: Texas tailchasing at its finest They are, apparently, new BFFs. Single, horny, hot, fit, and constantly lookin" to score. What"s not to love? Have we talked about my once upon a time obsession with Lance Armstrong yet? Three years ago, almost exactly. Just after his fifth tour victory, post-Kik, pre-Sheryl, I fancied By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Being nice to SJP So I still think she tries waaaay, way to hard and that irritating baby breathy voice grates on my last frickin" nerve and please don’t undermine Patricia Field by insisting that horse face witch boil is a style icon all by herself … but you know what? Maybe it& By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
