Tori Spelling Kiki D is back to blonde Spiderman has wrapped, Kiki is back in LA, the red is gone, the blonde is back, and I think she looks good. Strange, isn"t it? That in the last 6 months my love/hate relationship with Kiki has melted into indifference? Sure, she needs an attitude adjustment, and By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Momma Sci emerges, Little Sci still missing Brilliant coup for Us Weekly, non? After weeks and weeks of undercover parenting, Katie has finally been spotted in Telluride, Colorado with coffee and without Suri. As you can see, she looks pretty good. And thankfully not yet a stick insect. Now according to the article, some "clerk at By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Natalie Portman Jake & Natalie at the beach Speaking of publicity stunts…here we go again. As you can see, Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman were snapped at the beach the other day, inspiring renewed interest in a possible romance, especially since he was also photographed a few weeks ago giving her flowers on her birthday. I can By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth emerges, Moses not missing I cannot tell you how much I"ve missed my best friend. And so it is with much joy and much pride that I share this with you, from the pages of the NY Post and made available by a Gwynnie fan site referred to me by the lovely By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Footie: Luca Toni How could the last Daily Footie not be from the Azzurri? And how could any woman or gaygay resist the charms of Luca Toni? I’m sure I don’t need to explain to his hotness to your loins. The man is sex on a pitch, that’s all. However, By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Lake Bell Guesses, guesses, guesses Lance Armstrong does not play the sympathy card. But you’re very, very close, geographically speaking. The Belle from Hell is not Farrah Fawcett or Suzanne Somers. Fast forward about 20 years and a much longer employment record. To the Le Chateau girls: Andie McDowell isn’t your girl. Wrong By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Mos Def Halle, Gabriel & the shortcoming explanation Like many of you, I was devastated by the size-challenged revelation from a few weeks back. However, my spirits were lifted when several of you wrote to argue that Gabriel is a grow-er and not a show-er. Definitely something to hang my hat on, so to speak, which is why By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake JT SexyStyle To tell you the truth, I don’t care for the SexyBack. If I wanted warbled singing, I’d throw in some Love After Love, you know what I mean? Having said that, I am all over Pipsqueak’s attempt at dressing up adult. The silk neck scarf thing is By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Christina Aguilera Christina minus red Check out Christina Aguilera after dinner the other night. If you can, try to focus on her lips and not her bra-less tits. You will note that her trademark red has been eaten off…and the effect is gorgeous. Isn’t she so much prettier without the severity of that By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman The Kidman fairy tale gets even better Playing along with the Kidmans is a super fun game! Sure, it requires a serious suspension of disbelief… but hey – when you’re accustomed to pretending that the Beckhams have a perfect marriage, everything else is a piece of cake, don’t you think? So here they are, on a By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Rocco Ritchie Madge & Guy: Kab in NYC Check out the Ritchies as they left the Kabbalah Centre the other day – he in white casuals, she in black business. It’s a fashion mismatch I can totally relate to. Does your husband do this to you? Because inevitably, even though I’m cleaned up in something fabulous, he’ By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Paris Hilton The Daily Footie: Dwight Yorke Would the list be complete without a Soca Warrior who used to play for United? Can you think of a more perfect combination? Beyond the obvious - the kind, winning smile, the ass smacking gyrations he proudly displayed during Carnival, the way he left his heart and soul on the By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Liv Tyler"s major score The general consensus around Liv Tyler"s husband Royston Langdon is that he totally lucked out in the bargain. If you had asked me about it yesterday, I would have totally agreed. But then I saw these, from the Dior show in Paris the other day, and I’m By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Benjamin Bratt The Daily Molten Hotness: Benjamin Bratt Oh my frickin" loins - would you feast your libido on this??? Damn straight I would! Devoted husband? Check Devoted father? Check check Rippling muscles? Tanned skin? Beautiful face? Check check check! So what"s not to love? And what the f&CK was Julia thinking??? Photos By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Mischa Barton: killer bitch, killer style Why does this bitch have to be such a bitch? It pains me. It pains me but I have to. Because the girl hardly ever goes wrong and I love, love, love her style vibe. Now wait. Just wait before you starting going off about how "she"s By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Ellen Pompeo SOS Is it just me or does she look like she"s near death? If I were McDreamy, I wouldn"t have left the inimitable Addison right away either. Especially not for a rotting bag o" bones. Look at her waist! Look at her drawn, gaunt face! She& By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
