Colin Farrell The Daily Footie: Owen Hargreaves By popular request, it"s a World Cup edition. And many of you have asked me to consider a footballer other than Becks. I appreciate all your submissions, I"d love it if you continue sending them in, and on the eve of the quarters, I am happy By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Fresh column Thursday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: new man, new glow? Now that we can safely say she did not get a nose job - look closely, that bump is still there - can we redirect our attention to what really matters? Who’s tappin" Jessica Simpson? After a flurry of post divorce freedom f&cks with Adam Levine By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon The Daily Hot Dad: David Duchovny Forget Ryan Phillippe... How "bout Fox Mulder? Aging well, don"t you think? I like Tea Leoni. I have always liked David and Tea Leoni. I am also extremely impressed that they are somehow still together, 9 years and counting. Shocking, non? Especially since I think they dated By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Nicole Richie: slowly but surely I know it"s hard to tell but trust me, the food IS working its way into her poor tortured body. And although she"s still alarmingly small, you can"t cure an eating disorder overnight, you know. Cinsistent encouragement, one measly pound at a time, is By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Beautiful Charlize shows some teeth My big complaint about Charlize Theron, other than the fact that she"s a crusty bitch, is that she always looks constipated. Strained smiles, nose sucked in - it"s like she can"t bear to be where she is, like she can"t wait to By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron My Favourite Lindsay Angle & the great leg debate Definitely the side profile. She"s mastered this pose and as you can see, it does wonders for her nose. Sigh. If only I had a good nose. So anyway, Lindsay showed up at Charlize Theron"s event looking less dirty face than usual but still pretty skitty By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Tori Spelling: it"s on bitch! I"m warning you. If don"t care to hear me railing long and hard on Tori Spelling, stop reading now. Otherwise, let"s trash together... Check out this week"s Us Weekly. Shocker of shockers!!! She actually looks pretty human, non? But still..."Her By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney, Kevin, and BooBoo play happy family Us Weekly apparently stole these "private" photos of the Family Federline as we"ve never seen them. You will note that Britney looks curiously attractive here with no discernable foundation melting off her face or eyelashes that are threatening to take on a life of their own. By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Naomi Campbell Prince on fire - NOT FOR THE PRUDISH I say not for the prudish because there always seems to be one or two readers who don"t want deal with my lusting so fair enough…if you"re one of those, consider yourself warned. Ok, so, like, I know this sounds f&cked up and By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Disappointing: Gabriel Aubrey? So Toni from Australia sent me this photo supposedly of Gabriel Aubrey. Poor Toni is underwhelmed. Me? I can"t decide. Does the gorgessity of his face make up for everything else? Or more specifically, "it" else? Here…let me remind you of what Halle gets to By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The Kate Factor I love Kate Hudson. Sure, sure. There"s the occasional drug rumour and those anorexic whispers and of course the familiar cheating stories that will plague every young celebrity bride but so what? It"s Hollywood! Who isn"t a snorting starving cheater in this town? Besides, By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
Angelina Jolie Brad"s House & the feng shui appraisal Have you seen the Joy Luck Club? Remember the narrow, cold house that matched the narrow, cold marriage? Well take a look at Brad"s design marvel as seen in the pages of Elle Decoration. Visually impressive, to be sure. But a superstitious old Chinese woman would take one By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
Beyoncé Beyonce glitters So…umm…what do we think of those lovely stars/spiders running the length of her body? Ordinarily, I"d be all over her fashion-disturbed ass for something like this but seeing as she"s on stage, and performing, and tearing up the auditorium, I"m kinda By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
Eva unmade Like any petty, ungracious bitch, I find it hard to compliment people I don"t like. And you know very well I don"t like Eva a lot. However, I can"t help but note how pretty she is without makeup on, as evidenced here on an By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling JT & Cam: premature celebration After a brief attempt at freedom, it looks like Justin couldn"t quite cut the cord. And although I was right there, jumping up and down on the break up bandwagon along with every other gossip last week, you will recall the cautionary words of my source on June By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
