Orlando Bloom The WORST Pirate: Three Whiskers goes hippie Again… if you"re not in high school and if you"re not an intellectually challenged Hello Kitty freak…what is the appeal of Orly Bloom? Hmmm…let"s see. Bad acting, bad head hair, bad facial hair, probably whimpers after sex, dates starving actresses and is By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Keira Knightley joins Richie & Bosworth So if you"re going to bag on Posh and Nicole for not eating, should we be adding Keira Knightley to the list? Check her out at the London premiere of Pirates looking decidely emaciated, proudly showing off several key attributes for membership into the elusive Anorexic Association: - By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Movie Trailer #2: Annette Bening, 3rd time lucky? For the record, I think she was robbed for American Beauty and I think she was inexcusably robbed for Being Julia. Criminal that Hilary Swank has two and the incomparable Annette has nothing, don"t you think? Still…unless Ms Streep gets a nod for Prada, I"ll By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh, Becks, the boys, and the anniversary Sorry, gossips. I"m in full on Beckham fever and I can"t make it stop. Merci to the lovely Janine for sending what looks to be recent scans of David on the pitch with Brooklyn and Romeo. The doting father photos get me every time. Also, I By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Angie & Gwen: new BFFs? Not that you can really tell but here are the Family Pitt and the Family Rossdale and their brand new babes born within hours of each other. While Angelina and Gwen and Baby Z hang back at the house, Brad and Gavin went jetskiing with Madd, and then everyone enjoyed By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Goddess Save the Beckhams My favourite couple, my favourite family, united in heartbreak. Here are David and Victoria in various shades of defeat following Saturday"s English heartbreak. And while the usual Posh-haters have been sniping for days about her bringing Simon Fuller along to the match or how her tears didn" By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman The Daily Kidman photo special It"s a relentless assault, y"all. New pics every day, designed to wear down even the most cynical gossip. Check out Nicole and Keith towards the end of the tropical honeymoon, determinedly playful and affectionate, eager to prove that what they have is not only a business By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Movie Trailer #1: Ashton Kutcher stirs my loins I don't care for Kevin Costner. If I wanted to worship an arrogant, massage perv, chronic philanderer - I"m more than happy to focus on Ryan Phillippe. But even though the Postman puts me into a disinterested coma on the best of days, I probably will By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Joaquin Phoenix Winona, my Winona I always knew I missed her but when I saw these photos and started air clapping like a f&ckin" moron, it finally dawned on me how empty my gossip life has been without Winona Ryder. I LOVE Winona Ryder. I could probably love her more than Gwyneth By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley The Daily Boring: Liz Hurley Never mind that unsightly bump on the end of her nose. Never mind that she"s the most overrated "actress", like, ever. Never mind that she"s probably done even less than Paris Hilton to become a celebrity. Never mind all that. What bothers me most By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
The Song of the Chosen One Thanks to Kim and Bethany in Calgary for my favourite link of the week. Honestly gossips, if you haven"t heard it, you must. You really must. Especially if you pay attention to the lyrics. It"s a song called Shiloh Nouvel by The Fresh. The lead singer By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
Melanie & Antonio in NYC OK I know her face is totally off centre and I know she"s as loopy as they come but I"ve always had a soft spot for Melanie Griffith and I"m not sure why. She"s like a deck of cards - so fragile, By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley The Daily Footie: Kaka! Thank you for the submissions! Keep sending them, along with your rationale. I love it! And yes, I"ve received the "15 reasons to watch the world cup" attachment over 150 times so sending that doesn"t count. You have to FIGHT for your footie, ok? By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
Faith Hill Everybody Hates Tori It is open war, y"all! And Candy Spelling knows how to play! Which means her pathetic plastic mess of a daughter really has no chance. On the heels of Tori"s ridiculous Us Weekly cover story, Candy and Randy Spelling released a statement today: "We are By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan About Hayden & Lindsay I"m going to preface this by gloating a little. I promise I have a point, I am not I"m doing it gratuitously, and it is all about setting a precedent. Waaay back, on January 15th, I was the first to report that Sienna Miller and Hayden By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Reynolds On Rachel & Ryan I was supposed to report on Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling when I was on eTalk last Monday but Nicole"s wedding took over the entire world and then Star Jones decided to take on Barbara and then Tori decided to take on her mother and well…I totally By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
