Joaquin Phoenix Eva Mendez and her man? Well, well. Looks like she went back to the long suffering boyfriend. I wonder if Joaq"s raunchy smoke breath and Elvis gut drove her away. Or maybe he just couldn"t deal with an actress type because he"s really just biding his time, waiting for By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon An open letter to Reese Witherspoon Dear Reese, You won your Oscar. Now you would you please take the pickle out of your style hole and stop dressing for the nursing home??? This is killing us. And judging by the way your husband keeps working out like a maniac, you"re probably killing him too. By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Hello Family Pitt Not exactly candids but these are too frickin" cute - Brad, Madd, Angie, and Z on the beach in Namibia for Hello magazine. As you would expect, the article focuses mainly on humanitarian work but who needs to read when you can feast your eyes on the new Hollywood By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Charlie & Denise: emails and voicemails Now that everyone knows Denise is screwing Richie Sambora, many people believe that she was actually the culprit behind the "provocative" emails that prompted Heather to walk out on Richie in the first place. I have no information on this. But Janice Min and her clever staff at By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law Jude Law and a question about armpit hair So here"s Jude at play with his kids. Very charming, doting family, all good. I"ve never been a Jude Law admirer myself. Polka dot pretty boys aren"t my thing. Especially ones that don’t look like they can throw a ball without breaking a By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham Posh & Becks shop and dine Something weird is going on with his eyebrows. Overpluckage, perhaps? And still, for me, Becks is like steamed chicken feet at dimsum. Even when it"s just OK, it"s still loin-rockin" hot. Besides, the way those hard and horny thighs are bulging through his jeans - By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: baby drama, Vegas drama According to Us Weekly, she is slamdunk pregnant. Apparently she also burst into tears when she found out. Funny thing is, a month ago, in the face of loud baby rumours from every other tabloid, the Us folk insisted she wasn"t. Now however, they claim 100% verification, even By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Angie & Ann in Africa Angelina Jolie loves Ann Curry. She spoke to her prior to the release of Mr & Mrs Smith last year at the height of the triangle scandal and she"s now invited Ann over to Namibia to talk about her humanitarian work and her children - current and coming By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Ugly: SJP It must be a week for seconds. And this makes it twice in 6 months. Not so sweet for a so called fashion icon, wouldn"t you say??? So here"s the thing: If you have a face like this and that face happens to be struggling with By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Hmmmm…turned into a longer one than I thought. Fresh smut Tuesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Hoff: Ricky Martin Sing it sister!!! The Hoff would be proud, non? In fact let"s put the Hoff and the Ricky side by side. There"s great cheesy Hoff potential, y"all. From the crotch grabbing, to the scarf worn indoors, to the sensual side rubdown - it" By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Nostalgia: Luke Perry Why is it taking so long for the 90210 DVDs to come out??? Who cares about the first season? I want the summer in Paris season - the best season ever! Do you remember Dylan and Kelly in the pool? At the beach? And that song??? Damn - I wish By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise & Richie: PDA nation Biggest news in gossip today. On the heels of her serious abuse and pervy porn allegations against Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards has been spotted on a romantic date with none other than Richie Sambora. The same Richie Sambora who is in the middle of divorce proceedings with Heather Locklear. The By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Keri Russell Tom in Rome Little Sci"s father made a big production today about how he flew in to Rome just for the premiere and planned to fly home immediately to rejoin his woman and his child. All superlatives apply here. Baby is magnificent, changing diapers is fan-rockin"-tastic, the birth was By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh shops for baubles Don’t bother. I know she"s barely breathing. I might be a biased bitch but I"m not a blind biased bitch. But as I"ve said before, I choose to ignore her starving and plastic compulsions. Because you know what? The woman is married to By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Carmen Electra Carmen in Paris Not that Carmen Electra is newsworthy even on the slowest of newsdays but she seems to be everywhere of late, promoting the latest installment of the Scary Movie franchise. Seeing her brings up a very important question: boob jobs and nipples - something I spend an inordinate amount of time By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
