Posh rocks Is there any wonder why I love this bitch? Look at her! Look.At.Her! The shortest of shorts, the tiniest of legs, those boots – the frickin’ boots! In 30 degree weather!!! Seriously, gossips…who else but The Posh? Who else??? And if that’s not enough – what about Romeo, By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
The Firecrotch & the Dance Floor Battle Normal people fight over email. Or lunch. Or over the telephone. Celebrities, on the other hand, prefer the boogie down method. No words just moves. And according to People Magazine, Lindsay and Paris scrapped it out at a night club the other night until 7 in the morning. While the By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica’s Maxim tits Have you seen her Maxim cover? Love the caption “The World’s Most Horrifying Pets” right next to her big ass wig. Love it! In the article she talks about her kissing style, her flirting style – something about doing a shoulder shimmy which, when you think about it, really is By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Searching for Little Sci Now that every high profile baby has been birthed and pimped and photographed and even worshipped in some cases, one huge question remains: Where in the world is Little Sci? Naturally her absence is prompting many gossips the world over to conclude that there was never really a baby in By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Geri Halliwell & the c-section slimdown So she just had a baby like 3 weeks ago. Now take a look at the before and after. Would it surprise you if I told you she had a c-section? I know we"ve been through this and it"s by no means an original topic of By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Boring: Surprise! It"s Jennifer Aniston! Ok so here"s the thing. I think this is a lovely, sexy, exciting dress. Black, yes. But it is original and interesting and I really, really wish she could have worked it. Because - aside from the fact that the sun damage is getting kind of alarming - By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Renee Zellweger Renee emerges Aside from the fact that she has a seriously disturbed (read: non existent) relationship with food, I do like Renee Zellweger. I believe her as an actress. She is incredibly versatile, she is not always Rachel Green, she seems truly committed to her "craft", and since getting through By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Alecia Beth Moore Posh in Pink Speaking of women who should smile more often - Vicky and the other wives went out for dinner tonight, putting on a united front in support of their team. Save it on the comments about her twiggy legs and her alien head. It"s like beating a dead horse. By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Firecrotch & the War on all fronts Seems my girl Lohan is engaged in not one but two full scale catfights against a couple of equally lascivious opponents. On the left there"s Paris Hilton who, according to Page Six, is still holding a grudge about Lindsay"s shortlived romp with her Greek Giant. The By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Deryck Whibley Avril & Deryck: will it happen? This is the first photo of Deryck Whibley where I actually find him mildly attractive. Am I on crack??? So have I mentioned that I"m all over glam Avril? Yes, yes, I think I have. I adore Avril blonde, I adore that she"s toting around a By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Kenny Chesney Nicole & Keith: an update As you"ve all heard, a wedding has been planned for later on this month. Most likely at some exlusive health resort in Australia and everyone in Nashville is convinced it will really happen this time, which isn"t exactly cause for celebration. They can"t stand By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica vs. my mother Note: if you don"t want to read about my mother, please skip to the next. I"ve had no time to do the mailbag lately which is why I haven"t been able to share some of the best hate messages with you but I received By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
The Lake House I don"t know why I"m so sappy lately. And no, before you ask, I am NOT pregnant. Remember, I"m allergic to children. Love them when they"re YOURS. Not so much if they were mine. But I keep seeing these trailers for Sandra By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Dumbass: Ashlee Simpson & Marie Claire Some people love magazines. They savour them in the bath or in the morning or whenever there"s a stolen moment. Other people love books. I love books. I am currently involved with one right now that has captured every free minute of my day. But while I don’ By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Janet Jackson The Surgification of Sadie Frost? You think Sadie went in for a quick nip/tuck? Check her out here 2 weeks ago and then just over the weekend at a charity event. Much, much beter, non? I mean, yeah, she"s seen better days, and I"m sure she wishes she didn" By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Gorgessity: Thandie Newton Anyone else find her too beautiful and too distracting in Crash? I mean, wow. This girl is STUNNING. Very little makeup, the most amazing skin, dimples I would die for, and the most endearing smile ever… how can you not crush on Thandie Newton? By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
