Gwen Stefani Gwen & Gavin & their King After all the Shiloh hysteria of the past week, let"s give Gwen and her new boy a fair share, shall we? Here are photos of mom, dad, and baby from OK Magazine. Lovely? Absolutely. Too much makeup? Absolutely. Look, I adore Gwen Stefani. Can"t get enough By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
The Bravest T-Shirt in the Whole Wide World This incident needs no description. You will laugh your frickin" ass off. Click here and enjoy. I know it"s crass, but when I read the phrase "Have you raped a baby?", I nearly lost my sh*t. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick Lachey"s promising summer Freedom from the Simpsons, a hit record, overwhelming sympathy, and now one of the hottest girls on the block? Well, well, well…it looks like Team Lachey"s strategy is paying off in spades. Or brunettes. Sorry, lame joke. But still. How can you deny the brilliance of his By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Kfed toes the line What a miracle, non? All of a sudden, the divorce talk is dashed, we"re assured that they are indeed still "together", and ta da! Kevin and Britney show up with Sean in his arms, the picture of unhappiness and white trashiness - don"t you By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Penelope Cruz Cruz emerges It"s as if she heard our pleas, gossips. Check out the adorably pudgy Cruz Beckham wearing Daddy"s #7 and looking remarkably like his brother Romeo. Heard from a friend in London today who was able to observe Mother Posh with the boys at the airport on By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth emerges Oh how I"ve missed her! Two months after the arrival of Moses, my favourite is back in the UK, looking fastastic and yoga-ish, probably on some snooty macrobiotic diet, likely reminding people every day how much better she is than the rest of us. This is why I By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Monday night - I’ll be on eTalk dishing exclusive details about the Jim Carrey/Jenny McCarthy romance in addition to Posh’s latest enemy. Fresh column soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Hugh Grant Paris Hilton: Hollywood Ebola You ever read that book The Hot Zone? I think I was 21, I finished it in one sitting and was too scared to leave my house. Bleeding through all 7 of your orifices within 48 hours??? Can you think of anything more frightening??? And the thing about ebola is By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Daily Good Aging: Glenn Close Why hasn’t Glenn Close won an Oscar? I worship Glenn Close. I have worshipped her since Les Liaisons Dangereuses, as the inimitable Marquise de Merteuil, there is one scene that has to rank in my top 5 all time favourites. When Valmont says to her: “Will it be love By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Salma Hayek: beautiful person, bad bad dress At a charity event this weekend. I’m all for big ass tits but in this dress it’s too much country bumpkin, too little Latin sexpot. What’s with the granny lace padding? And I hate that colour. Reminds me of an Easter egg hunt and a church picnic By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Alecia Beth Moore The Daily Horrid Aging: Molly Ringwald Are you as sad as I am that Pretty in Pink grew up so pasty? Don’t even try to tell me you didn’t love that movie. Don’t even try to tell me you didn’t think Andie had the most original style, like, ever. And don’t By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Eric Dane Claire Danes: Beautiful dress, bad bad person Also at a charity event this weekend. LOVE this dress. But look at her eyes, y’all. Look at her face. You already know what my mother calls this face, right? That’s right, gossips. This is karma face. To go along with her karma womb. The effects of homewrecking By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Mariah Carey: on weight loss & boob sag Life & Style – SO reliable – is claiming that Mimi is claiming that she lost 30 pounds in 4 months. WTF??? She wasn’t a stick insect but by no means was her jiggle out of control. THIRTY POUNDS? Bitch didn’t need to lose 30 pounds. And something tells me By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Penelope Cruz Posh in Germany I’m telling you, I cannot wait to see what Romeo will look like in 15 years. Romeo and Apple Martin – the future of gorgessity, non? So anyway, here are Posh and 2 out of 3 at the England vs Paraguay game Saturday… still leaving us wondering about the mysterious By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Kyra’s red dress Love her, can’t decide if I love the dress. She wore it to the Tony Awards tonight and at first glance I was like – wow, must have it, must must must have it. Then the bottom started to look weird. And then it started to look even weirder. Like By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Elle at Nobu From one perfect specimen to another, here’s Elle in London late last week looking leggy and luscious and a lovely example that 40 really is the new 30. Although I learned from my British friends last month that many of them believe the lesbian rumours, we also know that By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
