Mike in a kilt Take a look at a very campy Mike Myers at the AFI event to honour Sean Connery. Don’t know about you but I’m not feeling the bowl cut. Then again, I don’t think appealing to people of my parts is high on Mike’s agenda. By the By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Brady The Unfairness of Halle & Gabriel Try as I might, I cannot understand the Goddess’s divine purpose behind this pairing. The fact that she created them both separately – wasn’t that enough to illustrate her omnipotence? Why put them together? Why the blatant beauty explosion? It’s just not necessary! And at this point, it’ By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: bronzed & happy & maybe vulnerable She was honoured last week for I don’t remember what and her vampire took out a full page ad in Variety congratulating her and loving her out in the open, something about being thrilled to wake up to her every morning. Sweet, yes. But also frightening. Much as I’ By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: weak, weak, weak We were close, gossips. We were very, very close. But in the ongoing Battle for Britney, Kevin Federline has won again - for now. In a major coup for NBC, Matt Lauer scored an interview with the emotionally fragile Britney in which she reveals that her marriage is more than By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Ben Affleck & the return of hot Playing a little catch up here since People pre-empted my Thursday night column last week with their legal hissy fit. Anyway, back to Ben. I can never decide when it comes to Ben. Sometimes I"m all over it, almost to the point of Freebie Five induction. At other By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston & the curious little bump So it’s either good news or bad news. The good news would be that Jen and Vince are pregnant, that the little bulge inside Jen’s little belly is actually the beginning of their Shiloh counterattack – a delusional attempt to usurp the Olympian superiority of Hollywood’s ultimate golden By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Shilo World Debut Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, at the tender age of 15 days, is already changing our world. She is dominating our discussions, she is captivating an international audience, and she is helping to further cement her parents" status as the reigning Zeus and Hera of a Land called Celebrity. Much more By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Beckham: Shirt off/Shirt on We"re 2 days from the start of football fever and one of the best things about that is a guaranteed glimpse of David almost every day, be it on the pitch for a match or on his hotel balcony in his tightey whiteys (one can hope - this By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
James McAvoy Last Word Big shout out to Emily and James and the clever, clever writing staff at Instant Star and Degrassi. I"m sorry we weren"t able to chat longer at the Upfronts. In July, I promise. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Worst Dressed: Scarlett Johansson First of all - she"s dressed for an office party. Second - if "I don"t f&cking care" could be made into a colour, this would be it. This, my friends, is the colour of indifference and disinterest. This is the colour selfish By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Heidi Klum Best Dressed/Worst Feng Shui: Heidi Klum Spectacular. Everything is spectacular. The colour, the breasts, her hair, her skin - total slamdunk gorgessity. But a small issue perhaps only for someone like me who has been brainwashed by my mother"s fengshui blackmail and near obsessive superstition. As much as I like this dress, I probably By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer in Australia So I"m all about furthering Jen"s career with my own hard earned money but I will never ever concede to the bullsh*t contention that she is a fashion icon. Pul-ease. Here she is in Australia, continuing to work hard to pimp her movie, happily conservative, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Most Disappointing: Sandra Oh Calm yourself. I"m not saying she looks bad. And I"m not saying I don"t like her. I love her. The Christina/Burke love story, as far as I"m concerned, is the only one that matters. But I"m not all that By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Harry Potter Best Couple: Harry Connick Jr & Jill Goodacre Damn. Jill"s aging well, don"t you think? As for Harry, I"m not the biggest fan, mostly because I find him a tad one dimensional but still…he"s certainly not offensive and given the fact that he"s been with the same By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
The CFDA Awards The Council of Fashion Designers of America. Obviously a very fashionable event. And a second occasion this week for us to tear apart the assy celebrity style that occurs too surprisingly often. Obviously a different criteria here than at the MTV Movie Awards. But still…there was more bad than By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Brittany Murphy Best Shoes: Carolyn Murphy I can"t really see them but they do look nice. And I just wanted an excuse to talk about her porn video. Have you seen it? Don"t mean to sound pervy or anything but she"s kinky hot. And for a supermodel, she has an By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
