Nicole Kidman Patrick & his permascowl I know a lot of you are fans of Grey"s Anatomy. More specifically, a lot of you are fans of Patrick Dempsey. Me? Not so much. I can appreciate the hair, and I was almost - just almost - totally on board with the fan club. But then By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria & the boys: two years later Nearly 2 years ago, the Beckham brand was in crisis. One after another the floozies came forward with explicit detail about David"s penchant for naughty text messaging and his apparently insatiable appetite in the bedroom. If you choose to relive the sordid tale go through my archives and By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Henry Windsor David & Lisa: the ex Friends Some Friends are busy exposing their titties and sunbathing in Malibu. Some of them keep in touch, walking along the beach, showing up at each others" premieres, and getting interviewed by Vanity Fair to trash their Friend"s ex husbands. The other Friends have all but disappeared. While By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad sparks and the real Star Wars No wedding but definitely a return to Paris where Brad (from JJB) was snapped having a ciggie by the window, taking a break perhaps from little Z and the adorable but undeniably bratty Maddox. I can totally relate. Don’t have kids myself but I do have 2 nephews and By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Britney & Kevin out and about It"s the craziest thing, y"all. Brit and Kfed actually looked like they"ve taken a shower. Both of them via PopSugar. Even more shocking is the fact that Britney looks kinda cute. Still trashy but cute all the same. Apparently she was back at the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss as Marilyn in W Pure gorgessity in this Marilyn Monroe-inspired photo shoot for W Magazine via Saving Face!. So beautiful in fact that I think I might introduce her to my lover Joaquin Phoenix. They wouldn"t last but the drama would be so worth it, don"t you think? By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck The Daily Flashback: Ben & Gwyneth Before the Jens, there was a golden standard for Affleck. And her name was Gwyneth Paltrow, also known as my best friend. Ben and Gwynnie were very, very happy for a short time. He amused her, she challenged him, she intimidated him, and he adored her. One day, she woke By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Tom & Katie: another weekend, another sighting Photos from PopSugar. Despite what you may be hearing from low level gossip rags, there is no break up in sight. They will have this child, they will promote MI:3, they will get married, and they will continue forcing their love in our faces until we capitulate, until we By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Haylie Duff Kelly Osbourne gets skinny So here"s the question. Did Kelly Osbourne seek the advice of the Hollywood Diet Doctors? Or is she losing weight the healthy way? Would you believe that she"s actually NOT starving? Yes, gossips. I found it hard to swallow as well. But that"s the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba: JLo wannabe So obvious it"s almost insulting. And more than a little sad. In fact, one of the most tragic things about the Hollywood illusion is that too often, the actual players themselves start believing in the impossible. They begin to believe that they are more than they can ever By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Kirk Cameron hasn"t changed I loved the 80s. I miss the 80s. And I"m not ashamed to admit that I used to watch Growing Pains and that I used to LOVE Mike Seaver. Back then, it was all Kirk Cameron, all the time. Elaine Cameron. Elaine Cameron. I was Elaine Cameron. This By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Hoff: Irish delight In honour of Saint Patrick"s Day, I give you the Irish inspired Hoff - courtesy of Kristy T who sent this along. Enjoy! and may the luck of the Irish be with you all weekend! By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Tori Spelling and the new Federline From JJB. I"d like to start by complimenting Tori Spelling. For a girl who looks like someone stepped on her face, I think she"s made the most of her deficiencies. There is a glass ceiling for de-uglification, you know. And no matter how hard certain people By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John John Legend: loin quiveration Damn! What took me so long??? I recall feeling a little tremble down nether at the Grammys but seeing this photo of John Legend from some event the other day set of a small earthquake that is still buzzing from the centre of my womanhood through the tips of my By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Demi & Ashton baby on the way? So say the hit and miss folks at Star Magazine. Something about her shopping at a baby store and talking to Meg Ryan about adopting. Makes sense I suppose, especially considering the almost proof positive baby rumours last May and Demi"s very quick weight loss immediately afterwards - By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Angie: wedding in Italy? It"s been a month since the last wedding report so I suppose it"s about time, right? Clooney"s place in Italy is the rumoured location for Saturday and while there seems to be some activity going on at the Como estate right now, no local By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am