Halle Berry Lara Flynn Boyle: damage irreversible? LFB was at the Tribeca film festival recently and clearly demonstrated the devastating effects of over injection and under nutrition. Not to be mean but with the combination of lip droop and the weird bloat, she looks like she"s had a stroke. And she"s only 36! By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Reese mothers, Reese shops Very cute photos of Reese with her kids at Ava"s soccer game. Needless to say - Ryan wasn"t with her. In fact, they"ve haven"t been photographed together in public since Oscar night. But you"re not surprised, are you? After all, By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Jennie Garth - Kelly Taylor forever I was always partial to Brenda myself, especially her style - remember when it was cool to wear biker boots with a long, floral dress??? But over the years, Kelly grew on me. I loved her for Brandon. I always wonder if they ended up together. And don"t By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Kate Bosworth: becoming Charlize Theron As in non stop constipation nation. On promo for Superman and Bloomy"s blossom looks like she"d rather be anywhere but here. Is it just extreme hunger? Or is she depressed? And what"s with the odd, glazed, deadness in her eyes? Maybe I"m By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: becoming Britney Spears And these days…that ain"t a compliment. Here"s the comparison - of Jessie leaving Mr Chow, the ubiquitous Ken hangin" along for the ride, and Britney back in October just days after giving birth to Kevin Federline"s bank account. Poor Jessica looks tired. By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Seacrest Teri Hatcher"s oversized baggage So Teri"s coming out with a book. And to publicise the book, she goes on Oprah. While she"s on Oprah, she discusses her history of abuse, she discusses how it affected her marriage, she was open and honest, and I dare say - I actually liked By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Scarlett Johansson: becoming Cameron Diaz Just when you thought it was ok to fall completely in love with someone, they go and do something so d*ckhead you have to go back to the beginning and reassess your position. Such is the case with Scarlett Johansson. The sign reads: "I"m being harassed By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Janet Jackson Janet Jackson: Thinnification complete We"re just 6 weeks away from the release of Janet"s first single off her new disc and she"s been teasing her fans all week on her official site with new material and clips and glimpses into what promises to be a pretty hot new By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise on the defensive Talk about terrible PR strategy. This girl royally f&cked up her cause. Kind of like Tom Cruise, without the Scientology. Why??? Well according to Page Six, Denise Richards fired PMK in favour of another press firm when they objected to her wanting to go public with the divorce By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt People & The Pitts It"s no secret that People Magazine has been the end all and be all source for everything Pitt - officially sanctioned, of course. Not only because they have the deep pockets to pay for stories but because they have been willing, unlike so many other rags, to position By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Five Unforgiveable Flagrant Friendship Fouls No one is perfect. We have all, at one time or another, f&cked up as friends. But the following five, in my opinion, warrant immediate termination before further damage is caused. And the top two are why I have no sympathy for Denise Richards. The Ex Mack Macking By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson Paris Hilton & the end of the Hellenic era Shocker of shockers. Stavros is gone and there is a vacancy inside Paris Hilton. Or maybe there isn"t. Because just 5 minutes after breaking up with Greek #2, Paris was spotted hanging out with Matt Leinart (see attached), newly minted Arizona Cardinal and friend of Nick Lachey. Apparently, By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Fresh smut on Wednesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Best Dressed: Kate Moss I"m not going to bother defending this. Because there will undoubtedly be many of you who end up hating it. But there is something to be said for doing something different. And when so many others pranced around in a frilly dress, Kate Moss went tuxedo rock and By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Damian Lewis Most Ill-Fitting: Rosario Dawson Sweet Goddess. Any time a dress gives you lumps - imagined or otherwise - it ain"t a good thing. Such a shame for such a beautiful girl. And yet, despite dressing like ass on almost every high profile occasion in recent memory, Rosario Dawson has Jason Lewis. So By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Worst Hollywood Starlet: Lindsay Lohan Not impressive. Not.At.All. And if Chanel and Louis Vuitton needed any validation whatsoever for NOT choosing her to rep their gear, tonight was the ultimate proof positive. There"s potential…but it"s not quite there. Dressing for a retirement cruise is problem #1. Arriving at By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
