Ben Affleck Vin Diesel: classic beefcake gay There are many types of gays. Naturally my friends and I love to label them all. Off the top of my head: there are fashionista gays, straightlaced gays, arty gays, motorbike butchy gays, Ian McKellan gays, and of course the beefcake gays - Oiled up, veins popping, muscles bulging, stupid By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Cindy at Nobu Everyone keeps talking about how rough Cindy Crawford looked the other night at Nobu. I honestly don"t see the big deal. Compared to other celebrities we"ve seen sans maquillage, I say she looks pretty damn good. Besides, I"m inclined to be kind to poor By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Daily Ugly: Nicky Hilton Bloated, tacky, overmade, overbleached - this is NOT Tara Reid. No, gossips. This is the heiress called Nickly Hilton. Now can you think of a more humiliating insult??? I realise there are different standards for Vegas but I"m not so sure this is Vegas as much as it By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Julia Roberts: Frump Nation Dressing this way to rehearsals or on a casual stroll to market is one thing. But wearing it to a fancy event in New York??? No gossips. This isn"t just about bad taste or wickedly awful style. THIS is a deliberate attempt at a "message through fashion. By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore The Willis-Moores out & about Here are Demi, Ashton, and Rumer at the wrap party for That 70s Show the other night. Must compliment Rumer as yet another example of a normal figured girl who can still own the skinny jean. I"m telling you. They are the most comfortable, most flattering pants like By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Tori gets her Federline I have to give it to Dean McDermott. The man - a Canadian no less - has succeeded where Kfed didn"t. Because while Kevin stupidly believes that he will become more than just Britney"s husband, that his own career will really catch fi-ya, Dean is astute By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Longoria Jennifer Lopez schools Eva Longoria In the immortal words of my former eTalk producer and close friend Duana... SIT DOWN Eva Longoria. The term SIT DOWN - with much emphasis on the DOWN - refers to someone whose famewhoring is spinning wildly out of control, so much so that they speak at inappropriate times, they By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson On Ashlee"s nose Much has been made about Ashlee Simpson"s rumoured nose job to go along with her itty bitty Diet Doctorised new body. Check out the before and after, of Ashlee with Jessica last year and this weekend performing in Florida. I have to say I love the altered beak. By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
PS. This just in! Jessica looking like frickin" orange ass at the NCLR ALMA Awards tonight. It figures, non? Just when you thought she"d finally hit a stride, that inner trailer slut comes raging out and demands a makeover. Poor Ken. I mean, how many gays can handle this kind of By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Katie Holmes: not Mamarexic Judging from the expression on his face, Tom clearly isn"t thrilled about how his picture is faring at the box office. TomKat were out and about this weekend, with Katie rockin" her skinnys, proving they don"t just look good on little twigs, exposing a little By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: silent, sad, and growing Speaking of mamas, many of you wrote to me last week and over the weekend enquiring about the press conference that never was. Just to recap - buzz was very, very loud a few days ago about a supposed announcement from Britney on May 4th, prompting speculation that she would By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Elle Macpherson is a genetic freak OK so maybe she"s got some oversun issues…but come on. At 43??? Is this fair? This is NOT fair. And I think I"m going to have to reverse my previous position on leather pants. Leather skinnies on supermodels = high classy and hot. Baggy leather pants By Lainey • May 04, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Ugly: Nicolas Cage Why can"t men just bald gracefully? My father had the same problem. He lost his at 25 and rocked the combover for the next 2 decades. At the time, I was too young to recognise or ridicule. Besides, he was an immigrant, new to Canada, and learning about By Lainey • May 04, 2006 08:00 am
Will Smith Will Smith supports Tom A weird friendship to say the least, especially in light of all those beard/purse rumours. And if that"s the case, it"s a damn shame y"all. Because Will Smith is hot sex AND a complete package - smooth, articulate, well dressed, funny, talented, as By Lainey • May 04, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Gay Midget can"t dance You need a Hoff moment to kickstart your weekend? Take a look at TomTom attempt to groove on BET. You MUST click here. YOU MUST. Quite possibly The.Greatest.Moment.In.Television…like, EVER. Let"s make this crystal clear. It is TOTALLY ok to bop ya head if By Lainey • May 04, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Daily Junkie: Jonathan Rhys Myers So the cast of MI:3 dropped by TRL the other day and you"ll note JRM standing in the middle with the rest of the crew and check out that that layer of clammy sweat all over his face. Is someone jonesin" for a bump or what? By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
