Denzel Washington From Chris R: on Denzel and Pauletta any particular reason the Denzel-Pauletta Washington separation/divorce is so hush-hush? It has barely blipped on anybody"s gossip radar. Dear Chris, I’m just as baffled as you are. Let’s back it up for the benefit of those who don’t live and breathe smut. Denzel and By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt From Lolan: happy Hollywood couples okay lainey, spill the beans, which hollywood couples are solid, happy and in love. there must be some . . . right? Dear Lolan, Hmmm…Tough one. How about the Pitts? See attached from JustJared. They’re ecstatic. They’re in Paris. They’re going to the circus with their babies and they By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Clive Owen From MS in Toronto: personal Clive unfortunately I don"t have great story to go with this, but here is a picture of our Freebie 5: Clive Owen. This is taken last Saturday night at The Social. All I can say is that I papparazzi"ed his ass and finally caught a pic of By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt From Kathy Z: Jen & Lance? new perfect couple alert.: jen maniston + lance armstrong. i can see totally see it. Dear Kathy, My first instinct was to rip you a new hole, especially since – prick that he is – Lance is one of my fantasy boyfriends. After the anger subsided however, I finally saw your brilliance. Forget By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Demi Moore From Erin: Demi is abusive? Okay, is it (abusing the help https://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=2630) Demi Moore? Isn"t she notorious for being demanding... "Gimme Moore" is/was her nickname...and around the "dry thin lips" I see lines from maybe smoking? Her hubby is much By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson From Michelle in London, ON: about Keith Urban I just wanted to say that you are totally on-target regarding Keith Urban"s Hoffness. I will not hesitate for a moment agreeing that he is full-on poser. Seeing Nicole and him at the Grammy"s together was awkward. The love-vibe I sense between them is similar to By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Jay Z From Jessica B: Zeta’s hiring frenzy? is (her hiring frenzy) about catherine zeta jones and michael douglas? Dear Jessica, Not them, although they certainly have much collaboration in and out of the bedroom. Think of a twosome with less time under their belts. And less proof of productivity too. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Avril Lavigne From Becky G: Avril can’t finish? Is Avril Lavigne "She can"t finish"? Dear Becky, Definitely not. Avril may be a punk but she’s far from degenerate…so far. Besides, Derryk doesn’t do the locker room social, unlike the boyfriend who blabbed. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Stiller From Becca G: about Christine Taylor I"m sitting here watching "my name is earl" (gotta love jason lee) and Christine Taylor (aka. Mrs. Ben Stiller) is guest starring as a college professer. And let me tell you, I barely recognize her. She has gotten SO much skinnier, it"s kind of By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt From Barbara V: Keener and Clooney? catherine keener is no longer with dermot mulroney? well can"t say i"m too upset about that. i always thought she could do better. i thought for sure, that was her chance to get with the eligible george Clooney but then i found out he"s By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Natalie in Berlin The power of styling products. No wonder I’m addicted to Bumble & Bumble. Two weeks ago, Natalie was verging on awkward growth and sporting a geek ‘fro. Throw in a little hair tamer and take a look at the difference. In Berlin today for the premiere of V for By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira tries at the Oscar luncheon So Keira Knightley and her monster jaw arrived at today’s luncheon reinforcing my point yet again that this chick is so nothing special. I have no idea why people lose their sh*t over Keira. Why the fascination? At best she’s a homely milkmaid. At worst she’s By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan From Kristi S: La Lohan looks horrid Regarding the pics of Linds in the 2/12 column...what the FUG has she done to her face?? I"ll give you the hair, looks fine. But the face! Has she just over-botoxed herself, a-la Kidman? Or is there something else going on there? Whatever the case, she By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
From Melissa L: on Cling to Love Harrison and Calista cling to love? Dear Melissa, Not quite that much of an age discrepancy. And while Harrison’s drunk and disorderlies certainly qualify as titillating entertainment, they certainly don’t have the scandal quotient you’re looking for from the couple in question. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Gossip Mailbag For those of you new to the column, I cannot reveal the answers to smutty riddles blatantly on the site. I am also no longer able to answer your guesses directly. I can however post a selection of your questions in the mailbag and offer more clues to lead the By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Nicole & Keith: wedding plans Was bumped from eTalk today for the Olympics which means you’re reading this here first. The wedding buzz has been going on for weeks. That’s not news. And while everyone else including Perez is reporting a wedding in Nashville by the end of the month, I’ve got By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
