Katie Holmes Tom’s daddy issues In a new interview with Parade magazine, Tom Cruise gives us some insight into why he ran running to the aliens. Turns out he had a sh*tty father: "He was a bully and a coward. He was the person where, if something goes wrong, they kick you. It By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Thelma & Louise redux Good times, good times. I loved that movie. Brad Pitt’s abs, Gina going postal and robbing that convenience store, Susan’s breakdown when she finally reveals her traumatic past, their mature-woman bodies jammed into too tight jeans and sun-fried beyond recognition – it was kick ass estrogen at its most By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Shocker, shocker! Britney looks good Maybe a tad too Sally Fields for my liking but hey, the hair is washed, there doesn’t seem to be anything growing on her face, and the diseased fungus she married is nowhere to be seen. What’s not to love? And it seems like the good news is By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton An open letter to Casey B Way back on January 8th, I wrote an article about Chad Michael Murray titled “Chad Michael Murray is a moron”. This prompted a very angry message from Young Casey B and several others who came out swinging in defense of their idol. Among the highlights of Casey’s particular argument By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Leave my Posh alone My girl Mrs. Beckham has taken a lot of heat recently for these pics, snapped last weekend as she was leaving dinner in London. “She’s too thin, she’s like the walking dead, she needs to lay off the plastic surgery, she’s so plastic”…and on and on By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston JenJen won’t talk Nope. She gets her friends to do it for her. So Jennifer Aniston and her Friends with Money co-stars were the on The Today Show promoting their new movie with reporter Jill Rappaport. At one point, Jill asks her about the $8 million wedding rumours at Oprah’s house blah By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
George Clooney Intro for Apr 04, 2006 Dear Gossips! For the VERY FIRST TIME, I will be on CTV National News tonight - the most watched news telecast in Canada - dishing on the George Clooney/Gawker issue. CTV National News is hosted by Lloyd Robertson, the GRAND POOBAH of Canadian anchors! It"s a HUGE By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Angelina: Happy in France Thank Goddess for you smutters in France. But before we get into this EXCLUSIVE sighting, let’s backtrack a little and address all those rumours. As you know, the Pitts haven’t been photographed together in over a week, prompting rags on both sides of the Atlantic to proclaim an By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Marc Anthony PS - The Pellicano Tapes Let me start off by saying I don"t know what will be revealed...but by all accounts, it is going to be a mutha frickin" bombshell. Long story short. Anthony Pellicano was a private detective. Tom Cruise hired him in the past. He"s being investigated, By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Ugly: Brad Pitt He’s getting older and fatherhood is taking a slight toll, but Brad is Brad. And I’d still give him my Chinagirl if he ever came calling. But these shoes, worn during a trip last week to the Caribbean, do nothing for my loins. Maybe with an Ocean’s By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie at the Junos The biggest night in Canadian music and sweet mother of Goddess, I think I’ve misplaced my inner c-bomb. Is it possible that Fergie’s brand of ugly mold is actually growing on me??? She looked decent at her birthday and she looks even better here on the Juno red By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay"s Perky Ass So I know it’s tempting to look at this photo and immediately get your claws out. Lindsay Lohan giving us a sneak and peek at the Kids’ Choice Awards this weekend. It would be nice to trash her ass, to call out any imperfections, to rag on the sag By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Clive Owen Clive Owen in Toronto Thanks to Lora G for the tip. Love you back, girl! So Lora saw him last night at a club called Bird. He was hot, friendly, chatty with the ladies but sadly – and I’m killing myself picturing this - a terrible dancer. Apparently the man has no rhythm. Which By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: campaign sunshine continued… Enough already. I’m sick of this b*tch and her nauseating campaign to smother her true sexpot and replace it with Reese Witherspoon. Because as you already know, it’s painful to watch a two bit actress overreaching her limits and trying to go for gold. Just ask Jennifer By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Shout out to Swarovski Gotta give a shout out to Christina and Florence at Swarovski for the funky pieces I wore at the gala. Earrings, a ring, and my favourite – a very punk rock half black crystal, half leather bangle that I just HAVE to own. If you’re interested, go check out a By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
A Rouge Success and a kick ass dress Had the most amazing time at the Rouge Valley gala on Friday night. My virginal hosting experience was made that much more enjoyable thanks to the wonderful people who worked so hard to pull off such an inspired event. Big hug to Maureen D, event planner extraordinaire, and to all By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
