Keri Russell From Liz R: two guesses I am guessing SJP as the dirty girl who ashes around the house and drives the help to reach for the booze. Oui ou Non? As for one half of the gaydar duo my guess is Russell Crowe. He is one dude who flies off the handle at anything and By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Kimberly Stewart She can"t finish Miss Thing has been hitting the sauce. Hard. And when she"s intoxicated, she"s even more lascivious than usual. Same sex propositions are not uncommon except there are usually no takers. Not surprising all things considered. The consequences of overboozing? Trust me, you"ve ALL seen By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Prep & Fug A high honour today to hear from one of the two goddesses at Go Fug Yourself - the most deliciously erudite and snarky bloggers out there! Prep by Curtis Sittenfeld and Cross Sugarman in particular have also received J"s endorsement. And to have her distinguished approval??? Even better By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
From Lynn in West Virginia:Jake & Heath at the SAG What did you make of Jake and Heath"s weird performance at the SAG awards? Has Heath never read from a teleprompter before? And what was up with all the giggling? Dear Lynn, I honestly have no idea. I was more fixated on why Heath insisted on hitching his By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston From Angie: it"s real, real, real At present, I can undeniably confirm that Jennifer Aniston"s hair is real. During her super long hair phase a few years back on Friends, those were some fantastic natural hair extensions but not these days. Keep in mind, this girl is half Greek and we are a bunch By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds From Lori H: on Meg Ryan dear smuttess, the cute, the perky, the restaurant-O... i wanna know - where the hell did meg ryan go? is she hiding inside her lips or something? wha"happened? Dear Lori, I"m assuming you"ve heard about the adoption. She went to China for a baby. By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds From Ryan: Gwen gets bad advice? Is Giving Bad Advice Gavin and Gwen? Oh Sweet Jesus let me get one right. Dear Ryan, Sorry to disappoint you. It"s absolutely not them. Gwen is much more instinctively fashionable whereas this little tart has to try much harder for style recognition and, to be honest, anything By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham From Meredyth C: Posh sucks Victoria Beckham and her eating disorder is not cool. I love all your other opinions. Dear Meredyth, I fully acknowledge my sick obsession. It is indeed an illness I can"t seem to overcome, perhaps because it"s a parallel affliction that mirrors Victoria"s special vices. By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston From Malissa J: it"s a weave I"m a hairstylist and barber. My profesional opinion on Jennifer Aniston"s hairis that, I believe the girl"s got a weave. Sure, her own hair has always been great on its own (much unlike her dry thin lipped, Jay Leno chinned face), but nobody with By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Heath Ledger From Michelle in Vancouver:Heath for the Freebie 5 After seeing Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain, it seems to me that every other acting performance I’ve ever seen was contrived and somehow, not true. He has spoiled me for anyone else. Every step, look, and “grunt” he made drew me into a soul who’s pain and longing By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Quickie Mailbag Major disagreements on the authenticity of the Aniston mane. Damn. Didn"t think it would be this hard. Also some more of your guesses. Enjoy! By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez From Maureen in Toronto: SMG clings to love? I was wondering if "clinging to love" is Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr? Dear Maureen, While your smutty instincts are definitely onto something, your direction is a bit off. Sarah and Freddie may have their own illicit pleasures, but when it comes to their love it By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Ugly: The Federlines I have no idea why they felt entitled to attend a SAG post party but somehow, these low classy f&ckers made it in the door and tried to turn the place into a redneck prom. Forget the dress, I prefer to be offended by the cheap ass half By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Reese is a hair goddess Mrs Phillippe flew to Berlin yesterday for the German premiere of Walk the Line (via Saving Face) and I daresay she"s making a charge at Jennifer Aniston for Best Hair in Hollywood. Look at these beautiful locks! I covet those beautiful locks! Needless to say, this poses quite By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Natalie Portman Natalie is NOT a hair goddess Funny how things can change so quickly when your hair is this short. Two weeks ago I was singing the praises of beautiful Natalie Portman for carrying off the loveliest close to the scalp "do, like, ever. Fast forward 14 days and suddenly the growth ain"t all By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Why I love Cate Aside from the obvious - her cool patrician looks, her flawless style, her elegance, her dignified celebrity behaviour, and the list goes on and on and on - I love Cate for the fact that she married an ordinary bloke and has stayed married to the same ordinary bloke for By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
