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At first, I was impressed. Her breasts weren’t in danger of attacking anyone and her snatch seemed to be safely tucked away. It’s all good…right? And then I got a closer look. Which is when I discovered that her ladies are so big she needed a hammock to keep them contained. Call me cruel, but I will never, ever applaud someone who willingly increases their boobs to the point of needing a tit sling. It is WRONG, y’all. And it will ALWAYS be wrong.

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