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Look at this. Windmills! And Stella Tennant!

Whoever’s ghost-designing for Karl these days thought up a wheel-bag. Or they’re calling it a hula-bag. Everyone’s talking about the hula-bag which, yes, artistically is pretty f-cking amazing but how do you walk around in real life with that thing and not look like an asshole?

I love the close-toe leather sandals so much. And the spotted A-line strapless dress with the white band across the top and cut-off leather gloves. And the windmill tee under the shorts-suit. And I can’t wait to see someone in that denim dress with the big pearl detail. I hope it’s someone like Emma Roberts at Coachella so we can tell her to f-ck off.

Photo credits: Patrick Kovarik, Martin Bureau /Getty

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