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Every time I see this woman she looks like she"s got a piece of lumber shoved up her ass. She was bitchy at the Globes, she scowled when Sandra Oh won the award, and she had the same expression on her face on the carpet at the SAGs. What is her problem? And how does a nice, pleasant, lovely, charming man like Patrick Dempsey put up with it? Oh wait. Does he have secrets too??? Hmmmm…let me check on this. I"ll get back to you…

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