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There are many of you…many, many, many…who believe that Josh Holloway deserves a spot on the Freebie 5. And while he"s not my type, I can certainly see why he appeals to so many of you. Like Evangeline, Josh is expected to keep up that hunky physique. So here he is, sweating his stuff, doing his best to earn his place among your other bedroom fantasies. I wonder if that"s his wife in that photo by the pool. Can"t stand that woman. At every awards show she is like practically pushing him out of the camera shot, almost as bad as Patrick Dempsey"s broad, but perhaps a tad less "I"m a f&cking c-bomb." So hot...Such a waste. Sigh.

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